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FranciscaOffline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
So...who am I? On paper and in a very small nutshell, that is. Can we admit that this is hard to do? Ok, top 5 descriptive words: compassionate, funny, independent, loyal and possibly a little twisted (which I realize is technically more than 5 words). I'd like to think I'm equal servings of smart and silly, romantic and practical, independent and yet truly interested in being a good partner. I'm comfortable to a certain extent being on my own, but not satisfied. And that brings us to this nutshell.I'm lucky to have a job that I really care about and love. I work at a local non-profit helping both people and animals. It's rewarding and exhausting all at the same time, but mostly rewarding. Honestly, I'd love to get out of work brain a little more. Think you could help with that? I'm open to suggestions!These days I've been working out with a trainer and really loving it. I need the accountability and structure, plus I love getting stronger...Most of my outdoor time is spent working in my yard and garden, or very slowly walking my 17 year old dog down the street about two houses. She's a determined old tripod! Game nights with friends at home or at a neighborhood bar is something I'm most always up for. Our group is pretty competitive so those afraid of shit-talking should stay away.
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AshleyOffline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
I am a fun, energetic woman with a wicked sense of humor and a flare for sarcasm, or observational humor as I like to call it. I am happily and amicably divorced (sorry, no drama here) and am embracing life and looking forward to meeting someone who is funny, intelligent, honest and kind to spend time with whether it be a concert in the park, roaming around an antique market or the spontaneous road trip to see the world’s biggest ball of twine. I want to get out and enjoy life with someone who knows how to have fun and wants to be active and engaged in life. I work in Facility Operations, and while I enjoy my job, it does not consume me. For me a great date is going to a local winery for a wine tasting, a trip to the zoo or farmers market or pizza and a DVD on a well-worn couch. I love surprises, both giving and receiving. I am a huge fan of fondue and tapas restaurants and am adventurous when it comes to trying new restaurants and types of foods. I enjoy all kinds of music from cheesy 80s tunes to country to my favorite band Matchbox Twenty. I am a sucker for reality television and men’ . . go figure. I am abnormally chatty and a self-admitted caffeine addict. I take my coffee with a soda chaser.My ideal mate will have a great sense of humor and will be comfortable being himself and being silly and spontaneous and will appreciate my silliness as well. I am looking for a man who will send me flowers for no reason and enjoy receiving spontaneous gifts just because. Like all women, I love to get compliments and I will shower you with them too. I like a man with an opinion and who is not afraid to express it. I am interested in finding that one special person to do things with and develop a relationship with. I am looking for someone who isn’t a serial dater that keeps his profile up continually searching for the next best thing to come along. I am not perfect, and I don’t seek perfection. I want someone who knows I am not the prettiest or the thinnest girl in the world, but in his eyes my imperfections make me perfect for him, and I in turn want to find that person whose imperfections are a perfect fit with mine.I am looking for a man who wants to go out on dates and have fun and get to know each other slowly and if things click, hopefully develop a relationship. I’m not interested in someone just looking for a hook up, nor am I looking for an *** father for my child. I value, honesty, loyalty, compassion and integrity and while I appreciate a hard-working man, I feel that your time and companionship are way more valuable than anything money can buy. One last thing . . . I have never been much of a sports fan; I enjoy sporting events in person and I especially love going to live hockey games, but I really would like to start exploring this sports thing a little bit deeper and see what all the hype is about. It would be nice to find a guy who would tolerate the learning curve and even guide me through it. I’m not looking for someone to explain every play to me or tell me the difference between a homerun and a touchdown (yes I know the basics), I’m just hoping I will find someone that will want to share their love of sports with me. A date for coffee to get a chance to talk and get to know each other without too much pressure.
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ReynaOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I'm back again...why, I don't know. Guess I miss the witty banter? Anyhoo, about me: tall, gorgeous of course, have a career, have standards, haven't killed anyone...that's about it. I'm fun & funny, take regular showers and floss daily. I don't like long walks on the beach, I won't fish & hunt with you, I'm not your Mom and I won't support you financially. If you have small children I will teach them bad words, I'm not into raising some more. I don't care what you do for a living, as long as it's not 'wait for the welfare cheque'.Other than that I'm quite normal--whatever that is. I work lots, work out lots, don't go out much but I'd like to change that. Love Harleys and high heels, short skirts and long nails, dirty movies and clean sheets. If you are tall and sarcastic I will follow you home.I realize I live in the remote north & cavort with bears & mosquitoes...if you don't that's ok, travel is an option now that airplanes are popular. I think there may even be roads that connect my city with a couple others. I'm pretty good at geography too---telling me I live so far away is helpful, but not necessary. If you're looking for love you might want to leave your house sometime, just sayin'.And pictures, boys, have some. Let's face it, 99% of the attraction is all physical---you couldn't get a pants-puppet for someone you think is unattractive, neither can I. Unless you're 20, in which case that thing could go off at any moment no matter what she looks like. And on the subject of pics...what's with the children being shoved into them? Think meetville is a good place to display your darlings? Maybe I'm new to this. Same with the usual "I'm holding a fish so I must be irresistable to the ladies" pictures....oh men, if you only knew the way into our panties....I'd like to see a pic of a burly shirtless pirate holding lube. That's somebody I'd learn to love.Just no sending pics of your weenie, ok? I've seen one before, doubt you can surprise me. I'm not here to meet perverts, I have enough of those. And let's face it, I wear heels bigger than that ;)Anything else, ask. Be prepared for a straight answer.***Based on some of the responses, I feel I need to add:IF you are married & looking for fwb action, please go *** your wife, hug her, & apologize for the fact that she's married to a loser. If you aren't pleasing your wife I doubt you'll please me either. Get divorced, get your life together---hell even kill her for all I care, either way--be single before you dip your rod into other ponds....so to speak. I might do your wife, though...now there's someone who could use some happiness, you know, because you're getting it somewhere else....You may notice I have viewed you but did not send a message gushing about how I enjoyed your profile, especially the parts where you love "quading" and "80's tunes". I didn't message you because A) I'm old-fashioned & want the man to hunt & gather me, or B) you come across as douchey & I can't stand you. You pick. If I add you as a Favourite I'm looking at your picture & touching myself right now.Play nice, be brave, stop crying. First dates are awkward and should be spent intoxicated, just skip straight to the third date.