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PercyOffline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
Well I'm here for the usual reasons which are lack of viable options at work and the direct path to my house thing not working and all those restraining orders from the Curves franchises and three(now twelve) synagogues and a few UUs. Since I'm waiting for them to expire I figured I'd try here to see what kind of trouble I can get my self into.So, I'm looking for a woman than can turn my life inside out. I want a woman that knows what I'm thinking when I look at her and that most of the time I'm thinking lusty thoughts or I'm just basking in the beauty that is you.She must have spirit, confidence, patience, sensuality, hope and a mild sense of adventure and hedonism in more or less equal parts. Really nice girl parts always help too. There's no set "list" of what I'm looking for, it more of a melange of things. Every woman is different, something that would drive me insane in a good way with one woman would drive me insane in a bad way with another. Its the combination of where your life has been that makes you what you are. Top things for me though are a wicked sense of humor, the ability to banter and understand innuendos of any type if even just a little(most fail the test) knowing something about the world around you is pretty good also. Have a willingness to try something you've never done before. Something as small as trying that thing on the menu that you cant pronounce or doing something that may make you look stupid in front of people you don't know and will never see again. If you have food phobias or don't like something you've never even tried we probably wont work out.Being nice to the waitstaff is a biggie for me, you can tell a lot about a person by how they treat someone who can do nothing for them. Decent table manners are plus, though not that big of a problem if you're distracting me in other ways - there's always take out.I'm not an obsessive sports nut. I only like two drivers in NASCAR and they're not even real. - Shake and Bake Baby. On the TV thing - a mostly naked woman ALWAYS trumps what ever is on TV.(amazingly I have to actually explain that several times) HULU does have a purpose in life. I have no expectations or even a clue as to where we will go, but it will be different, mostly fun.So you're sitting there wondering what to do next - either hit the friggen button or you don't - I dare you. I triple dog dare you with cherries on top. I know 99.99 percent of you will not which is good since I'm looking for .01 percent that will. The very few that set themselves apart from the others, those few that aspire to true excellence in their lives and relationships. The rest of you will just go about your same old mundane lives and wonder when you're still back here in five years with the same pictures thinking you should have tried that guy out with the longest and most coherent profile you've ever read on here(so I'm told) At least he could use his words to make sentences.The worst thing that could happen here is you wake up in Vegas married to a guy you met 3 hours before and say to your self not "OMG what did I do?!" but "Dayum, this rocks! Lets get breakfast,, after we find out where our clothes went." - Ok, maybe not. But you get the point.Some additional notes -- If you send me an *** responses are at most mono syllabic its not that I am not interested. Im at least answering to show interest. I may also just be tired. Ya know usually about 12ish or later I may just do that sleep thing. I have yet to learn how to respond to *** texts in that state with out using a robot. So be patient grasshopper. Alot of you just give up if I dont respond in under 3 minutes. We could talk about things and do activities. Make a quilt. That should be a good start.
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FernandoOffline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
A. for many years than moved back to the Bay Area a few years ago. I'm a huge animal lover and have done lots of rescue over the years (my pets are all death row animals saved at the last minute). I have no baggage of any kind and am very laid back. I actually have manners (yes, I know it's rare) and am very aware of my surroundings. I'm very athletic, play on a couple softball teams, I bowl once a week and run every day. I like local sports (but you don't have to). I still have a good portion of my original hair and I do not want to brag, but I own a Hyundai. I hate cooking but I know the exact amount of time to microwave a poptart. I have a very sarcastic sense of humor and am a creative person and am involved in various creative endeavors. I am quick witted and will make you laugh. I don't have a lot of "toys" in fact, I don't really know anything about cars. I have to take my car in to have the floor mats rotated. The guy next door has a sign on his car that says, "for sale, by owner." Well who else? Is someone sitting around going " I think I'm going to sell it." All my pics are recent so you can see what I look like now - please have current pics of you , not pictures of you from ***. (I'm on a streak of meeting up with women who it turns out had ***year old pics on their profile)I prefer to *** bit before talking just to see if there's any chemistry. I seem to chat with a lot of women who simply answer my questions ask me nothing. I don't get it but if all you do is respond to my queries and show no interest, I usually stop *** initiate contact with me but then don't say anything except respond to my questions - it's completely baffling (seriously, can someone explain it to me?). If there is a password or something I'm supposed to know PLEASE let me know. First date should be something where we can talk and see if we click, like coffee and if there's no chemistry, it can be short and sweet.
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Fhunt12ZkOnline
Man. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-25
Hi! My name is Fhunt12Zk. I am never married other mixed man with kids from Mission, Kansas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.