SIMILAR PEOPLE
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AltairOffline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
Let me start by saying I am as genuine as they come and not a player! Just looking for someone to share good times with and have a laugh. short and sweet i know but it is what it is!Ok, heres a bit more: I like going to the gym, playing football, socialising and nights in.I have two young daughters who i love to bits and see them when i can.Just let me know if there's anything else you want to know.I am a little quiet/curious to start with but I do warm up and then you can't shut me up!!Just to add, I'm very laid back and take things as they are so if someone isn't interested in me I won't be calling the Samaritans!! I'll just throw my fishing line back in!Just a little add on:Plastered in make up - nah, naturally pretty - yesAddicted to clubbing - nah, now and then - yesIn love with yourself - nah, happy with y/self - yesOverw***nah, look after y/self - yesI'm not meaning to be shallow but there has to be a physical attraction!!I'll probably get no messages now, haha.Enjoy. You can take me out anywhere you wish!!Just kidding
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MurdanieOffline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
Haven't had much luck on here but have noticed that honesty seems to be a high priority for most ladies so here goes..... l'm baffled by anything more complicated than a toaster as l have the IQ of a stale pork pie and can't count to 21 unless l'm naked and l don't seem capable of finishing anything l start - unless it's a packet of biscuits. Am frighteningly ugly - my face resembles a medical experiment gone quite horribly wrong, but l do like to keep in shape - this years shape is a sack of spuds. l use one of the three possible Yorkshireman solutions to any given problem - eat it, kill it or shag it and In bed l can offer you a 3 minute fumble including foreplay. My diet consists entirely of pies, donuts and coffee and l drive an old banger that would scare the Stig. Therefore because of all these 'qualities' l'm realistic so l'm not fussy in who l meet as long as you're between ***yrs old, have a body Aphrodite herself would die for, be a raging nympho, a gourmet cook and are quite obscenely rich. These are just a few of my best points so for the full horror of what awaits you send a message and if l can wake up one of my last 2 brain cells l'll come and grunt at you. Ok ladies now please form an orderly queue.... There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.Well if you've got this far then you probably deserve a bit more honesty, l'm told l have a good, if a bit odd, sense of humour (See above), am loyal and caring.-o As for my photos l do smile but l don't like having my photo taken as l always seem to end up looking like something off of crimewatch and if you were this ugly you wouldn't be happy having your photo taken either :-- as long as its cheap, and is out of the way so as not to upset any innocent bystanders.
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DaxtonOffline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48
Hi...Warm friendly guy who is down to earth and has a good sense of humor, well rounded with a healthy attitude towards life and likes to do most things. If you would like to know anything else just drop me a message I will be happy to chat.Bye for now x We could meet up for a drink in a bar if you like or just meet up for a coffee.