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RenateOffline
Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 43-53
I know who I am, what I want and more importantly, I know what I do not want. I am proud of the person I have become throughout the years, many lessons learned and I'm sure many more to come. I'm friendly, outgoing, compassionate, passionate, sensual, open minded sexually (no that does not mean I switch teams) :-) I'm outspoken but respectful of others. I have a very easy going and laid back personality. I am a tell it like it is person, no sugar coating things. I can be very strong but have weaknesses, tough but soft and loving. I can be a total goof most of the time and laugh at the stupid things I do. I have a wicked sense of humor, very sarcastic and I can take it as well as I can dish it out. I only take life seriously when I need to. I'm witty and charming and I can go from jeans to a little black dress and feel comfortable in any setting. I used to work with dead people for many years, so I feel like I appreciate life a little more then the average person. I love my life and am thankful for it everyday. Sounds sick, but I think everyone needs to see a few dead people so that they can appreciate their lives more. Tis true, I spent my nights with stiffs, but never the right kind :-). If you laughed at that, continue reading, if not I am probably not the one for you. Some people talk about having baggage or not wanting someone with baggage. Baggage meaning kids, ex's etc. Well my kids are mere handbags now. All over 18 and on their own, costing me a small fortune in college. As far as the ex goes?-). I have a 4 year old granddaughter that lights up my world. I know the whole grandma label doesn't sound vey sexy but I make her call me Aunt Michelle in public. Kidding. Kind of :-) she's so fun.Fun and brutally honest facts about me: I can't clean house unless I have the music blasting (I love all kinds of music even a little rap) and I dance and sing while doing it. Music always puts me in a good mood. I love to cook and, again, with music of course. If you're bleeding to death and you ask me if you are, I will say yes. Can't lie about something like that lol. I'm brutally honest like that. I strive everyday to be a better person then I was the day before. I'm not perfect by any means but I try. I love all people from all walks of life except people at Walmart. Kidding. I think you can learn as much from a homeless person as you can with a billionaire, just different types of things. I am not religious although I was raised with religion. I was one of those naughty Mormon girls that got kicked out. That whole sex before marriage thing got me! Lol. Please don't judge my lack of faith just because you have faith and I will be very respectful of that. If I had to say what the worst thing is about myself its that I'm a procrastinator sometimes. Other then that I'm pretty perfect. So kidding, I have lots of flaws but nothing major. I'm a lover, not a fighter. I'm not a huge animal fan but somehow I ended up with a 23 pound cat that I call fat **stard or CatDog. He's more dog than cat. He's a big lover boy but a hairy pain in the ars. Speaking of hair. Sorry guys but I do not like facial hair. If you have a mustache, beard or both, I just can't do it. It's a turn off for me. Just being honest, we all have our likes and dislikes and that's mine. Couple day stubble is fine and even sexy. What I want in a man? The million dollar question. It's simple really. You can not have been refrigerated for any length of time, warm, breathing on your own and have a strong , steady pulse. See most of you are in the running. I want someone with a sense of humor. If you can make me laugh you get extra bonus points. I think laughter in a relationship is very important. If you can cook, even more bonus points. Have confidence in yourself but don't be arrogant Big egos are a turnoff for me and if you have one, please have something really big to back it up and I'm not talking about a big truck :-) you can figure that one out. If not, lose the ego please. Someone confident and proud of who they are and all of their accomplishments is very sexy to me. I can't do needy so please have friends and your own interests, we both need that. Jealousy and anger are deal breakers for me. Both are wasted emotions and do no one any good. Must be respectful of me and others, be kind and loving and generous. Be family oriented. Family is so important. Thoughtfulness goes a long way in my world. I want someone who wakes up next to me in the morning and loves me more then he did when he laid down with me the night before. Romance is good and much needed in a relationship and it goes both ways. I work out to stay healthy for not only myself, because I'm vain :-) but for the one I'm with. I would like someone that thinks that is important as well. Let's face it, if your in shape and feel good about the way you look, it all comes out in the bedroom and every other room in the house :-). A great sex life is very important in a relationship. Just saying. If you don't think so, I'm not the one for you. Bottom line... You need to be very sexual. No whips and chains unless you go first. :-) totally kidding. Did I mention that my filter doesn't work sometimes and I'm a say it like it is person? I'm looking for someone serious to grow young with. If you give me your heart, I will give you my soul.PS. Those of you still wanting kids, my uterus is closed. All other body parts open for use :-) thank you for reading this very lengthy profile. I hope it was worth reading and gave you a good incite as to who I am. I'm a what you see is what you get kind of person. I wish everyone the bestMichelle Surprise me, I'm up for anything that won't maim or kill me.
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BaoOffline
Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 47-57
I just started a new career . too expensive, but loved the sun.. I love to go places and explore on my days off, like beach, mountains, hiking,or a new restaurant. I am looking for someone to go with me and have some fun in life. My two kids are raised and on their own. start with just coffee and a walk downtown. Or meet for drinks and just talk. anything more than that is hard when trying to see if you might like someone.after that I would go to a nice dinner.
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MathildeOffline
Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 43-53
******No Inmates******Yes...this is a lot to read...but it gives you a good idea of who I am. :) I'm just looking for friends first. I do still have all my warm and fuzzy dreams of finding my soul mate...someone to share a perfectly normal, boring and wonderful night curled up on the couch watching a movie...or sitting around with a bottle of Jack as we do spot-on impressions of our co-workers that we don't like...lol...or eating a big bowl of hamburger gravy at 12:00 on a rainy Sunday and then spooning up for a nice long nap. :). I like normal and comfortable and I think it's what you do together most days of the year and at home that are the most important things to look for in a person.What I like in a man...I like tall or taller than me and a man with some meat on him...lol...good for snuggling! I also like blue collar, maybe a little redneck or good ole boy...lol..but sweet, kind and passionate where it counts...a gentleman..affectionate..I'm not into the motorcycle thing..but I do like a big truck...I like to be treated like a lady and I like to treat a good man like a man.;). Big muscles and big bank account...not important...big heart...super important :).More about me: I'm a romantic person, I wake up happy or at least positive, I stop and smell the roses, I love a great sense of humor, people that never smile bum me out...I don't like arguing and angst. Things I absolutely do not like (tolerate) or bend on: If you have a criminal history I do not, will not and can not hang out with you, same with drugs, no drugs users need apply. Seriously...those are biggies and there is no compromise. I also don't like dead-beat or rotten parents. There's nothing worse than seeing a child hurt, humiliated, *** neglected by a parent. Same with animals, same with your mama. It's all so telling and bad/cruel behavior towards all people, but especially those that love you the most, is a deal-breaker in friendship and in love with me. I have zero tolerance for angry, hot tempered, overly jealous, violent people. If you have ever hit a woman then go away. Seriously...I live a pretty drama free life and I will not have that kind of ugliness attached to me in any way. I'm a mellow peaceable type B)...lol. We're all grown up here and not youngsters anymore so lets all be realistic and honest...I don't look I did when I was 25 and chances are you don't either..;). I'm not a Barbie doll and I'm not thin...but I'm a friggin sweatheart...lol...;). No false advertising here...:)Lastly....chances are we have all had ex's that treated us poorly or whatever...I'm not your ex-wife and you're not my ex-husband so lets not punish each other for what others have done...Talk about it? Sure...of course...but if you're still bitter....we probably won't get along. I've been hurt too...we all have. I'm moving on..:) Also, though my boys are grown and gone...sigh..I'm very open to children :). I miss having a family with me so bring it on!****is a favorite...he slays me!Music: I'm all over the place!....lol.....***! I always say I can go from June Clever to Joan Jett in 60 seconds...lol! Coffee/Tea...let's chat...honestly. No pressure, no baloney. We might both be super cool, but not a match. Or we might really click and start a Once Upon A Time....