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Doubleo
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Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 29-45
Hi! My name is Doubleo. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Homer, Alaska, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Murdanie
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Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
There isnt alot to say on here im easy goin fun and down to earth, i dont take life seriously, i have a lil boy who i love more than anythin, if ppl really want to know me or get to know me then you will just have to msg me and find out ;) Got to love the banter and be able to take a joke can't be doing with Mardy women Also women moan that men always send hi or what ya doin.... Come on ladies sure you can do better than that aswel because half of you just put HI. And that's just plain boring!! Lets see what happens ?? Something very random and fun to make it easy and confortable because let's face it a dinner date 1st time rnd can end with alot of silent gaps and boring parts, fun and smiles make dates more interesting ??
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Jethro
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Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
WANTED - NEW GIRLFRIEDThats right ladies a position has opened up to be with yours truly! Now before you all go crazy there are certain criteria you must fulfil before submitting your cv and cover letter.Requirements;-Must be at leased ***Have a hot body- You can have me on Sunday .... Unless its super Sunday ....then a Sunday roast would be a better utilisation of your time ;***Must be able to cook bacon!! Essential !! -A good sense of humour is a must ... I cannot -deal with any more whiny, sulky, stuck up idiots--Driving license isn't essential but will earn you bonus points-Your IQ must be over 105, stupidity really grinds my gears -If before night out you say "I'm getting drunk wooo" then go away your a nob -If you say any of these words then this position is not for you; YOLO, amazeballs, Emosh, tots, blud, reem, like (excessively), Fam.Now this is actually an internship so there will be no salary. However the bonuses are very satisfying. Please submit CV and cover letter in a personal message and I shall get back to you at my earliest convenience! Thank you! P.S Due to an influx of applicants, you are advised to send a detailed cover letter explaining why you would make an excellent girlfriend..... Pictures would be nice as well.... And if its group pictures at leased say which one you are !!