SIMILAR PEOPLE
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WebsterOffline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
OK I decided to rewrite this entire profile thing because apparently I am a bit misunderstood. Firstly I am an extremely funny guy and love to laugh. I have a very sharp wit and love to joke around. I am confident and not****. I am athletic and work out as often as I can, love the outdoors and like animals. I used to own a horse, had a dog and would hope you like pets too. I used to play college football so YES I do love sports. While I am not glued to the TV on weekends I still enjoy watching the games when I have time. I am anything but average. I am very down to earth and grounded. I am kind of a rare mix between refined (when need be) and rough around the edges. I mean I dress well and am well groomed. I also can get dirty as in greasy hands, love to fix things and don’t have issues with cleaning an ugly mess. I downhill, water ski, swim, fish, bike, hike, play any sport, not great at golf and a terrible tennis player.I am very close with my family and friends and I love get togethers. I entertain and have a few blowout parties a couple times of year. Bottom line is nothing better than getting together with a few friends and letting your hair down once in a while so to speak. I really didn't think I needed to put this in here because I assume most men are of the same standards. I am a perfect gentleman. That means, opening the door, helping you on with your coat, walking on the curb side, holding your chair that sort of thing. I laugh when women tell me I am a gentleman because to me it is such a given that men act this way. Perhaps I am wrong. I actually feel uncomfortable if the woman beats me to the door and opens it. I love my career believe it or not. Don't get me wrong I do have those days I would rather hang out at the house or just lay in bed but for the most part I really enjoy what I do. My job involves some international travel and while that part is interesting at times, the flights sure do suck. Aside from all of that there is a saying out there that goes "if your life has been blessed how has your life blessed others?" I believe that in this life your life is not just about you. Of course there are many things you have to be concerned about in your own life however have you ever thought about if your life has had a positive impact on others? I try to live my life in the spirit of that quote. I am not fake, arrogant or any of that. My life is wonderful and I enjoy it. So if you are going to respond please tell me a little about yourself. It doesn’t have to be a novel but more than a line or two would be nice. OK a First date. I have a great idea. You come over to my place. You are dressed in that, how do I say it? Very sexy little black dress. I meet you at the front door dressed in an Armani suit.........baby can you tell me something? I say sure, what it is..........you say........where is the laundry detergent because I would like to get a head start on it tonight....... THAT IS SO HOT I CAN'T STAND IT. Now that I tell you is a perfect first date. OK for those of you that can't take a joke I am kidding. (unless of course this exact scenario fulfills your fantasy then fine.) ok kidding again. OK OK REAL First Date scenario:I pick you up at your place in a stretch limousine. I of course greet you at the door with something in my hands besides sweat. Perhaps flowers, anyway I would have figured it out because we would have spoken a few times. I walk you to the car, open the door for you of course, help you in and make sure you are comfortable. We proceed downtown or to one of your favorite places. While we are driving I turn around and say honey, PLEASE PLEASE don’t spill your drink on the other passengers. I need to drop them off first before we can go to dinner. Well ok maybe the limo is not such a good idea after all.
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ToalOffline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
I'm a country boy who likes to live the simple life. Don't need or want much, just want to be happy!! I like to hunt, fish and ride horses. At night I like to set around a fire, maybe drink a beer ir two and snug up to a fun lovin woman! I also like to camp and grill out, go to the lake, just be outside! Also like to snuggle up on the couch with my woman and watch a movie. I 'm just a good hearted lovable guy! Tell you more if your interested. Something simple that we can talk and hang out together and get to know each other
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DeonneOffline
Man. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 43-53
What is this called anyway? Personals? Searching? Dating? Seems like shopping the want ads to me...For rent/ possibly sale: ***y/o male, a little used, but not worn out. Works well, plays well, and is low-maintenance. Likes to be handled with care and respect. Doesn't need constant supervision and is safe for children and pets. Wonderful entertainment in a variety of situations. Can be operated indoors or out. Doesn't require constant electrical hookup. Reasonably priced. Have had some offers, but nothing serious. Pictures of newer versions of advertised item are also available.Wanted to rent or buy: one middle-aged female, can be used but in decent shape. Must work, play, and can have a few scratches or dents. May be complicated, but easy to operate. Won't be constantly supervised, must be reliable/ dependable. Must be able to be operated indoors and outdoors. Must be safe for children and pets. Would like a lifetime warranty and ability to use on trial before purchase.Under construction. One size fits all. For a limited time only. This side up. No assembly required. Sealed for your protection. Contents Hot! Handle with care. Do not exceed recommended dosage. Your mileage may vary. Smoking this message could be hazardous to your health. If you read this far, you're nuts. No purchase necessary. Void where prohibited. Everything is subject to change without notice. All rights reserved.Masquerading as a normal person day after day is exhausting!!Kiss a diabetic, its the best sugar you can get!