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Sirrodentn0, 23

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About Me

hey, your local professional moron, I'm hoping to meet some new people, I do funny impressions and play the kazoo.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Agnostic

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

INTERESTS

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  • Bobbie

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    Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35

    In my spare time I like to let my creative side out. I sing and play a variety of *** enjoy the odd gig. I like to paint and draw and find it's a good way to relax. I also like to go for long walks to clear my head. It's a great feeling when you reach the top of a hill after a long hike.I also like to do the regular things. Reading, watch tv/films and listen to music.I can listen to pretty much any music and enjoy it, though I tend to lean more towards rock, alternative, indie and prog. The only thing I cant stand is music that's been played to death on the radio. I love daft punk but "Get Lucky" has worn thin on me.I'm a little alternative, I don't tend to go along with the "trendy" crowds in their identical checked shirts and jeans.Anyway, I'll leave it there, if you want to know more then feel free to message me. Ideally I'd love to meet at a pub, have a few drinks followed by seeing a live band.

  • Winston

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    Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37

    Ok I'm gonna try and make this slightly better than typing with my eyes closed, better than the next and last guys in the search you just did but not perfect so you realise I'm still a down to earth guy who sometimes makes mistakes, sadly especially when it comes to women so need my miss perfect to not just read my profile but feel free to say hi. I have figured that previous "relationships" may have simply gone wrong because I allowed myself to settle for compromise so now I am looking for the real deal. This means I have a lot more spare time on my hands to spend hopefully with that someone special (once I meet her). It also means that I have the time to enjoy the important things in life like actually getting to know someone rather than just rushing everything.I am looking for someone who likes days out but when its cold or raining, its good if they are happy snuggling up on the sofa watching a film with pizza or popcorn. You cant beat pillow talk either. I'm certainly not after one thing.I work in IT although I'm also a qualified chef and an apprentice romantic, just need a bit more "hands on" experience with massages before I can go pro.I love banter and someone who doesn't get offended too easily or take things too seriously is a must.Not really sure what else to put on this profile apart from the fact that I am single (just to clarify), I am looking for a relationship (not a one night stand) and still have delusions that apparently this site isn't just full of girls with too many war wounds from previous relationships to enjoy something new, exciting and special.I wouldn't want to waste anyone's time so I'll be honest - I am an affectionate person. I know its not everyone's cup of tea but if I am with someone then I want them to realise its by choice and want them to know and feel they are wanted. It's far from being "clingy" but if you wouldn't be impressed with a random text to let you know I was thinking of you then you probably should have spent more time on the last guys profile... I am sure he has the best copy and paste skills with his messages! I want to meet someone who has got the time and wants to progress from just words on a computer screen, if that is as far as it's going to go I would have signed up for a pen pal *** minutes reading it all.Apologies for my headline, I took ages trying to invent something original. Suggestions from "friends" include "gone in 60 seconds" and job title suggestions "; - thanks guys! First date would have to include a game of 21 questions. First question starts before date number one though, even starts before the first message - do you still believe in fairy tales and happily ever afters?!

  • Izayah

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    Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34

    Music and I play football semi professional

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