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BrockOnline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-33
Hi! My name is Brock. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Frostburg, Maryland, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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GonzaloOffline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
hi to who ever reads this well lets see what we can find to put on here , my hobbies are karate well its part of my job to i have been teaching shotokan karate for over 20 years now, think i might be ok at it by now lol. do love walking down by the coast but havent done that for long time, not so much fun when you are on your own. cant beat swimming in the sea but its a shame are weather is so sh*t in the uk.so love travaling abroad seeing new cultures and trying different types of food . i would love to live down by the coast one day but we can all dream who nos some dreams come true . Not sure if this site is the right one for me but we can only try can't we , but I think if you want to no and meet some one then you have to give it all a go so here we go, Let's see what happens first, there's lots of things you can do on first dates but to get one first is the main priority lol
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CoenOffline
Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56
An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman and a Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land, and the leader of the captors said: “we're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish.”The Englishman says: “The Irishman says: “”The Welshman says: “I'd like to hear Men Of Harlech just one more time to remind me of the auld country, sung as if by the Aberavon Male Voice Choir.”The Scotsman says: “Can I be shot first please”..She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:" Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty.. So, how are you getting there?""We're going with BA " was the reply. "We got a great rate!""British Airways" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late.""""Don't go any further... I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump.""""That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo."It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of BA's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a 5 million Euro remodelling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologised and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!""Well," muttered the hairdresser, """ I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me." "Oh, really! What'd he say ?" He said: "Who the f**k did your hair?" i hope you have enjoyed the jokes on the page and if you want to know anything about me get in touch, Remember !!! This is a one way trip called life,,, so i sugest you enjoy it ;-)