SIMILAR PEOPLE
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SimpOnline
Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 19-24
Hi! My name is Simp. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Pineville, Kentucky, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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SanfordOffline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48
Hi, I'm a single dad of an 11-year-old princess, looking for a fun loving sports minded, romantic, independant woman to really share some great times with. My work is a passion for me and i'm community minded as well. I believe in affection, honesty, trust and romance and holding hands along the beach and want a girl who wouldn't mind taking that walk too. I am a true guy most days and if you look close enough, you'll be able to see the heart i wear on my sleeve :) First date? Whatever to be honest, it don't matter....I like doing fun things, things that are off the "traditional" map like skating, or mini-golf, maybe go-karting, or sleding lol. I'm not against the usual ideas like dinner, coffee etc. I just really like to have fun....Something that takes the pressure off cause it's suppose to be a good time right? Casual for sure...Let's find out if there might be something, and talking and hanging out is one of the best ways to do it.
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HebronOffline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48
Hi. I'm a reasonably intelligent, down-to-earth single guy (aren't we all!) who's looking, at present, for a fun, friendly person for a hike, run, game of tennis or squash, or bike ride. I still hope for marriage & family but I'm taking a bit of a break from the pursuit.About me: I'm pretty simple. I own a house and a swath of business suits but a tent and a pair of sandals are really more up my alley. I know at some point the world transitioned to bodywash but I'm still a bar of soap kinda guy. Two kayaks hang on my back fence. I hope to travel more, and further, over the next few months. You coming? :)I value family, and kindness, and I'm more impressed by a nice smile than a fancy dress. I try to keep my mind engaged and enjoy conversations about pretty much anything as long as there's thought behind the words. No tattoos or piercings here - nothing against them per se but in my estimation we already possess a certain beauty and perfection that the addition of metal and ink just can't improve upon. That said, somehow I managed to develop a crush on Bif Naked. Cause life is like that, isn't it.I definitely value fitness and athleticism, and those would be great traits for you to have if we're gonna run around outdoors. I'm a huge fan of flexing pics and the more you have on your profile, the more likely it is I'll respond. Bonus points if porcelain furniture is reflected in the background... swoon.About you: fun, friendly, intelligent, thoughtful, good sense of humour, head in the game, willing to be seen in public without makeup. Something like that would be nice. Or.... surprise me. :)Having just recovered from the east coast sniffles, I'd like to travel somewhere hot. Soon!***Sarcasm CornerHave you noticed there's a breathtaking number of people on here who show up on your doorstep having "made a typo when I entered my birthdate, and now meetville won't let me change it"? We've all created a profile on here, we've all been asked very clearly to double-check that our age is accurate, and we've all seen the disclaimer that it can only be changed for a couple of weeks afterwards. Yet somehow, and despite having deftly navigated every other profile-building keystroke with confidence and precision, these poor meetville citizens still managed to type incorrectly the ONE number that they know better than any other in the world. Then, they failed to notice it was wrong when asked to confirm it. (I was born when? Hmm... yeah... I guess that looks about right!) Then, undoubtedly, they all promptly slipped into diabetic comas until the two week grace period expired. And now, upon awakening, and despite their unflagging and heroic efforts to correct the inadvertent error, they are being thwarted at every turn by the merciless machinery. Tragic. Victims of an Orwellian nightmare, really. I'm not saying I don't believe them, of course I do. I don't even find it remotely suspicious that the incorrectly-entered dates invariably make each and every one of them appear younger, and never older..... every..... single..... time.-watch precision of that imprecision might raise red flags for some, but not for me. I mean, it's ***, right? And who HASN'T flipped a coin and had it come up heads ten thousand times in a row?.. lovely potential life-mates might be inadvertently articulating is that, in retrospect, they're kind of sorry they set out to deceive the very people from whom they desire affection and attention, but not SO sorry that they're willing to spend an entire twelve minutes of their lives building a new profile from scratch. Honesty is totally over-rated anyways, especially in relationships. Besides, there's a big risk they'd just press the wrong key again, and wouldn't that be frustrating!:) :)