SIMILAR PEOPLE
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ElianOffline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
Does anybody even read this part?well i better write something about me..im 100% cowboy.I ride bulls, I drink beer, I kick dust. I get way too loud.I get dirty.I can rope the moon.I'm what i say i am. I get dirty, I fight, I cuss,I fish. I love my mom i love my dog and i love my life..I'm made up of little parts of every single person ive loved and lost in my life.. my humor is often misunderstood n most people think i should wear a helmet when i leave the house,,i am retarded n goofy and like to laugh until it hurts.. ill embaress (hope i spelled that right) myself to make you laugh.. i think i'm pretty cool.. ha,, id hang out with me.. and often do..i contradict myself ,but i never contradict myself.. i work hard and am part owner of a dying company that superman himself cant save..fortunately i have a cape in my closet n can breath life into even the coldest hearts .. there isnt much i cant do..i love to have fun, were not here for long n only once so live it.. ideal woman is someone that isnt shy, loud n loves to have fun..laughs like me n would do anything for me..no limits don't waist your time if your stuck up or think your better than me.. keep any n all drama..personality is the biggest turn on for me. if u ever find yourself blowing thru life like a tumble weed in the wind.. n just wish u had someone with u, even thru the boring parts .. just so they can be part of your life, u probably just like me. That's a start
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KoleOffline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
I am tired of the bus station dating scene. I find it snobby and pretentious. I want to meet a real person that lives in three, possibly four, dimensions. I am sick of playing games, especially twister. This is because I am colorblind. I enjoy many things like hanging out by my toes, Towers of Hanoi and things that end in -teria or -mania. I don't eat baby spinach, baby corn or any other less than fully developed vegetable. You shouldn't contact me if you do. You monster. Bonus points if you describe yourself as looking like some famous person, use texting acronyms in your paragraph or make a duck face in your photographs. You must have a credit score between ***and 710. Not good enough to buy a rental property, but not so bad that you don't get at least ***pre-Spam is only good in a Monty Python kind of way. Unless you are John Cleese, don't spam me. Personal ads have come a long way, haven't they? Me being the urban planner that I am would suggest that *** finding ways that people can meet online we *** our cities in a way that facilitates spontaneous interactions among strangers. But I digress...I'm awesome. And I bet you are too. I take my career seriously, but I don't take myself seriously. I prefer crunchy peanut butter and I'd rather walk a mile than spend 2 minutes in a car. I'm very active - I bike, yoga, tennis, run and dance. I drink Campari and Fernet (when the occasion calls for) and will send back a cortado if what they gave me is a macchiato (Starbucks ruined coffee for everyone) You are smart, ambitious, independent and are sexy and you know it. You know how to dress and when to spoil yourself. You like to travel, but understand that there's a difference between a vacation and a lifestyle. You are passionate... About life, about people, about your aspirations. You know your worth and won't compromise, even when it's convenient. Under the Sea.
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JabinOffline
Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34
I am very down to earth and easy to get along with. My hobbies are, I shoot archery competitions and besides that I love hunting, fishing, swimming, mud riding, just anything outdoors If you wanna know anything else dont be afraid to ask, I dont bite lol wwweeeelllll I dont bite hard :)