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TimOnline
Man. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-42
Hi! My name is Tim. I am divorced spiritual but not religious caucasian man with kids from Oberlin, Ohio, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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LinfordOffline
Man. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 20-30
Well, let me start off by saying thank you for looking at my profile. Meow just to get down to the bottom of the page. I’m sure you girls like to read about the guy you’re trying to meet. So, I’ll do my best of telling you everything and I’ll be truthful. I’m an open book so please feel free if I didn’t mention on here about something that you would like to know about me and I’ll try to answer it to the very best of my knowledge. First let me start off telling you that I have a daughter that is with her mother and my daughter is the foremost important little girl in my life. I am looking to find the right one to share the moments that I cherish with my daughter. Meow with that said let me tell you about my self… My hopes/goals in life… One of my main goals in life is to see my daughter grow up and finish school. My second would be to find Ms. Perfect or as close to it as possible to spend my life with. I’m all about wanting to make my woman happy no matter what it takes. My third would be to find a job. I am currently working for my landlord fixing up his apartments painting them, laying down tiles, and carpet and cleaning them out when someone moves out. Other than that I am currently unemployed but looking for a job. Fourthly I would like to be able to save my money to buy me a truck or maybe something with good gas mileage since today’s gas prices are skyrocketing… Hmm... My hobbies/what I like to do… If you haven't noticed well then I like to write. My friend and I wrote a short book together. In my free time I like to draw when I’m in the mood. I gave my drawings away mostly but I’’ve drawn a really sweet detailed dragon, my nephews which that I still have, and many more stuff... I like to play some video games here and there. Maybe once a week if that... I like to do piercings and give people tattoos. I like to go to the lake, river, or somewhere quite and just relax, or even just to have fun. Sometimes I go out for a midnight stroll and just walk for hours. Music… Well I got to say my all time favorite genre would have to be country. My next on the list would be rock ‘n roll. The rest I can handle I just don’t like hearing about ****es and hoes because that just downgrades women. My dreams… Well I want to grow old with someone that I love and be able to see my grandchildren grow up. I dream about making the woman I love feel like I’m the best guy she’s ever been with. I love being there for my woman she is like apart of me and I would take a bullet for her. I dream about one day going to cosmetology to get my tattooing license and then opening up my own shop. Thinking about going back to school to get my diploma when school starts up again. I'll be taking online classes... I tend to put others before myself and that usually gets me hurt in the long run with relationships. I am a kind open trustworthy guy that will be there to hold you when you're down and raise you back up. I love to make my woman feel good. I like to give her a back massage (which I love to give them out on occasions), I am in the relationship all the way and don't like lairs or cheaters. I am done dealing with them and getting hurt, I can be a little shy when I first meet you but with time I will warm up to you. I love the outdoors and love to go on walks. Most of all I like to have fun with my friends and family... I hope I didn't bore you ladies to much and if I'm not what you're looking for than well happy fishing. That will be a surprise.
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GabeOffline
Man. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 20-30
Have a profile on another site, so I'm just gonna go ahead and copy paste it verbatim here. Sorry if this seems obnoxiously long, but if you aren't willing to read it you probably aren't my type anyway, haha. (Does that sound terribly passive aggressive? Whoooooops.)My self-summary...It's incredibly difficult to inject my voice into this, bear with me.I'm a full time student, graduating soon(ish).Not 100% sure what I want to do after I get my degree, but grad school is likely imminent. Probably going to end up in government (not politics, you don't need to start thinking up ways to make money off of blackmailing me).What I’m doing with my life...I'm productive, going to school, and making sure that I'll have a bright future, so don't take this the wrong way, but currently I'm...Pursuing happiness. It really is that simple.I don't want to wake up one day and realize I'm living for the weekend.I’m really good at...School, sports, fixing boats, Wheel of Fortune, and bein' a friend (sung to the tune of the Golden Girls theme, *** first things people usually notice about me...My breasts, then my hips, then my sense of humor.Really though, unfortunately, I couldn't be more cliche if I tried, but going to have to go with my eyes. I probably have longer eyelashes than you do ladies. Don't let your jealousy consume you.Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food...I'll read anything. If you recommend a terrible book though, be prepared to have me quietly judge you.I'll watch any movie. Even terrible films are entertaining, if you have the right mindset.I could probably be more specific on this one... But the best possible Friday night I can imagine with a girl would be on a couch, marathoning a badass show on DVD.I'm not a music snob, if it sounds good, I'll listen to it. Not a big part of my life though.And I'm a disgusting pig. I'll eat anything, and enjoy it.The six things I could never do without...Hrm. This isn't going to be the most interesting list in the world. *** obvious...1) Humor. Personally, I believe wit is the most important measure of intelligence.2) Family. Yeah, I love my mom. Wanna fight about it?3) Friends. Have maintained a small group (between ***of VERY close friends since I was in junior high. Friends are the family you choose, eh?4) My dogs.5) Weights. Dopamine rush from throwing a bunch of iron over head is pretty much the best anti-depressant on the planet.6) The series of tubes known as the "Internet." Like pretty much everyone in our generation, I'm addicted.I spend a lot of time thinking about...How I'm going to survive in the soul-suckingly selfish world of professional business-people once I graduate.Also, if I were to travel back in time to the Middle Ages, and could only take a suit of armor and a book, what information would I fill the book with, and what modern materials would I create the ultimate armor out of, with which to conquer the *** a typical Friday night I am...Hm...The most private thing I’m willing to admit...That's a clown question, bro...I used to play WoW... And hit Gladiator multiple seasons. If you know what that is, you're probably impressed. If you don't... You're a cooler person than me.You should message me if...You think my life would be better with you in it.You want to give me a lot of money or take me on a trip to Europe.*Clarification, not interested in boy toying for dirty old men, shouldn't have had to say that*You just want to talk.I'll respond to everything but the generic "hey qt 3.14 ;)"You message me, I feel like the impetus is on you to get the conversation ball rolling, haha.Or, if you play League of Legends. Hit me up in game.Gladiator Bigwood (huehuehue). Uhhhh... Not a movie.I mean, I could try to sell you with a smile, but I think it'd be more beneficial for both of us if we did something where we could actually talk.And now, the closing statement!Online dating is an extremely passive method of meeting someone, and that is fairly indicative of my current mindset... I'm very content with the favorable path that my life is presently on, and in no need of adding anything less than positive to it, haha. Sooo, high drama need not apply!