Offline, last seen Sun, 11 Jan 2026 06:32:09
*** Picture this, we’re on a date. You take me to a generic restaurant of my choosing, then we go out for a drink. After a few I’m a bit tipsy so we head back to my car. Cars on fire. You’re shocked and ready to call 911. You look back at me, I have two marshmallows on a stick ready for roasting and more alcohol. You blush, we cuddle together while my blazing car keeps us warm. We joke, we laugh, you’re about to lean in for a kiss… I chloroform you and rob you. Wasn’t even my car on fire.
Looking for
woman
Relationship
Separated
Have kids
Yes, but they don't live with me
Wants kids
Someday
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Faith
Atheist
Body type
Athletic
Height
5'7"
Eye color
Blue
Smoke
No
Drink
Yes, socially