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Eryn, 51

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About Me

1st: I am a smoker, & currently sporting a mom-bod! I’m a Witty, silly, sarcastic but also fun loving and a goofy person. Soo- If you Don’t like this, (random menopausal immaturity of a women) then simply>> pass me by. ✌️ I’m also quoted to be fun, magnetically inclined, clumsy, impulsive, unpredictable, usually late, yet live for and love to be adventurous, plus I’m honest, loyal, faithful and blunt to a fault. I am PDA certified, but never been a clingy women. Not the jealous type, but love small amounts by my man. (Sexy)…, and I DO love surprises. 2nd: 📣This is a PSA… or a- oh & BTW moment….or an FYI bulletin- however you wanna take this in… BUT- this here my friendly people is called a DATING site, a.k.a meaning 90% of the people on these sites are super NUTS, SPAMS, BOTS or the average everyday perverts & pedo’s (we all LOVE to HATE) plus we can guarantee a dash of the *** serial rapist or murderer as well-Sooo- in light of those o nice little tidbits of #FACTS- I don’t understand why anyone would post pics of their precious & innocent pets! 🤦‍♀️ …..Or kids! We are here to see YOU! NOT THEM & NOT no dayum pics from ***, and definitely, NOT the pic of a pic,…of a pic! OR the curious case of a selfie 45 yards away with go-go gadget arm or some crazy shit like that! (Slender man) Seriously!? And please for the love of wings & cold beer, 😃smile, don’t look like a mugshot that shit scares ppl! For heavens sake! Show teeth,[not judging….Ok maybe a lil🤏] just saying! It at least shows good hygiene to us! ALSO- (tossing this into the pile of rubbish I’m-blabbing about) please note….bc of the del-Ronavid***pandemic- I will no longer respond to pics from 25yrs ago. 🙄or respond to anyone who looks like Santa and mysteriously claims to be 25? I’m calling “go-Fish!!” 🐠🎣 Sorry-NOT-sorry! Lastly: I am NO HOOKER so HOOK-UPS are NOT INVITED or WELCOMED! I DO HAVE SOME MORALS! 🙄(I know… SHOCKING🧨)So- please Have respect! NOW! A *BONUS SECRET ABOUT ME** I have an unhealthy relationship for Dr. pepper ZERO & Sweet tea, AND a huge fetish for guys with big trucks(nice trucks), not afraid of a lil-gal “packing”, a cute & charming southern twang, he wears baseball caps a lot, worn like a country boy not a rapper! Just sayin’🤷‍♀️ Why? Do I care about ur truck? Bc if you have a nice vehicle then there’s a good chance you got your shit together!!!😊 okay- my comedic-rant is over! So- Hate me, Love me, or LMTFA…however, if you’re still here, and you haven’t successfully driven you off then send me a message- let’s chat!!!😃 Lol

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    Yes, but they don't live with me

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Green-gray

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

    my hobbies include working going to the gym and sliding love it feel like a kid again,,,,,,,my goals in life is to figure out what career i would actually really enjoy for the rest of my life and go for it i just dont want to get stuck with what i hate.im a mother of 2i have a huge heart and im honest i just dont feel like being fake im what i am so like me or hate me your choice im open to say whats on my mindi love variety of music can be very mellow to pop but the heavy metal dont do much for me im not skinny but im honest and have respect in all areas i dont lie or cheat i dont see the point if ur not happy with the person ur with just leave why stir the pot first date would be........you fill in the blank .........oh and get your mind out of the gutter .lol

  • Jamika

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

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  • Ilda

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    If you are looking only for a hookup, no need to read any further cause Im not interested.Please be more original than 'Hi' or 'What's up baby?' If you are still interested after that, bring it on!I graduated from CWU with an Archeaology degree and somehow went from playing in the dirt to working in Hospitality. I am currently working as Lead Bartender at a private business and social club, as well as a Deckhand and Tourguide for Argosy.I'm a huge foodie and love checking out different restaurants, bars, and wineries around the city. The hospitality business has spoiled me ; Always down for a Sounders game.I absolutely love to cook especially trying new recipes, ones from around the world are more fun as well as ones that have healthier alternatives to them. I'm very family oriented and extremely loyal to my friends. I’m a bit of a night-owl (you know those people that swear they aren’t tired even when they really are and end up staying awake half the night?) and love dressing up and going out whether it be down to the bars with buddies or to the clubs to dance the night away with the girls. However, there is also nothing wrong with a quiet evening at home with a movie and a bottle of wine.I enjoy reading especially books that have a little suspence and romance to them and I can think of no greater atmosphere than curling up in a chair in the sun and enjoying a great book. Over the course of the last 4 years I have gone through a drastic body changing journey to a healthier life. I'm pleased to say the results have been incredibly satisfying and the gym is one of my favorite places to be.In all seriousness though I have some huge ambitions, like a never ending bucket list you could say...) in South America. Like many other people, I want to see the world and experience as many other cultures as I possibly can before they are too Westernized and forgotten. I'm most inspired by guys who aren't shallow and are willing to keep an open mind about physical beauty. I'm Greek and therefore I have curves like any REAL woman. I strive to keep my lifestyle healthy, but I will never look like a model.If any of this struck a cord, feel free to message me if you want to know more. First dates can be so awkward lets face it, so why not do something where you didn't have to sit across a table from one another and struggle to carry on a conversation? Football game anyone? Or brewery tour? I like being wined and dined like any girl but it's cliche.

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