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Eryn, 51

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About Me

1st: I am a smoker, & currently sporting a mom-bod! I’m a Witty, silly, sarcastic but also fun loving and a goofy person. Soo- If you Don’t like this, (random menopausal immaturity of a women) then simply>> pass me by. ✌️ I’m also quoted to be fun, magnetically inclined, clumsy, impulsive, unpredictable, usually late, yet live for and love to be adventurous, plus I’m honest, loyal, faithful and blunt to a fault. I am PDA certified, but never been a clingy women. Not the jealous type, but love small amounts by my man. (Sexy)…, and I DO love surprises. 2nd: 📣This is a PSA… or a- oh & BTW moment….or an FYI bulletin- however you wanna take this in… BUT- this here my friendly people is called a DATING site, a.k.a meaning 90% of the people on these sites are super NUTS, SPAMS, BOTS or the average everyday perverts & pedo’s (we all LOVE to HATE) plus we can guarantee a dash of the *** serial rapist or murderer as well-Sooo- in light of those o nice little tidbits of #FACTS- I don’t understand why anyone would post pics of their precious & innocent pets! 🤦‍♀️ …..Or kids! We are here to see YOU! NOT THEM & NOT no dayum pics from ***, and definitely, NOT the pic of a pic,…of a pic! OR the curious case of a selfie 45 yards away with go-go gadget arm or some crazy shit like that! (Slender man) Seriously!? And please for the love of wings & cold beer, 😃smile, don’t look like a mugshot that shit scares ppl! For heavens sake! Show teeth,[not judging….Ok maybe a lil🤏] just saying! It at least shows good hygiene to us! ALSO- (tossing this into the pile of rubbish I’m-blabbing about) please note….bc of the del-Ronavid***pandemic- I will no longer respond to pics from 25yrs ago. 🙄or respond to anyone who looks like Santa and mysteriously claims to be 25? I’m calling “go-Fish!!” 🐠🎣 Sorry-NOT-sorry! Lastly: I am NO HOOKER so HOOK-UPS are NOT INVITED or WELCOMED! I DO HAVE SOME MORALS! 🙄(I know… SHOCKING🧨)So- please Have respect! NOW! A *BONUS SECRET ABOUT ME** I have an unhealthy relationship for Dr. pepper ZERO & Sweet tea, AND a huge fetish for guys with big trucks(nice trucks), not afraid of a lil-gal “packing”, a cute & charming southern twang, he wears baseball caps a lot, worn like a country boy not a rapper! Just sayin’🤷‍♀️ Why? Do I care about ur truck? Bc if you have a nice vehicle then there’s a good chance you got your shit together!!!😊 okay- my comedic-rant is over! So- Hate me, Love me, or LMTFA…however, if you’re still here, and you haven’t successfully driven you off then send me a message- let’s chat!!!😃 Lol

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    Yes, but they don't live with me

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Green-gray

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Hyun

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    I'm a pretty laid back chick. Love to hang out and have a good time. Not with the drama people create in their lives so if that's you keep it movin. I'm pretty open minded and easy to get along with. I'm not looking for anything serious right now just want to meet some cool people and have fun. If you want to know more shoot me a message! Oh and if your just on here to find Sex keep it pushin Im not with that! actually looking for a cool mature MAN not a **** boy. Just sayin :)Instagram *** Depends on who I'm with.

  • Esther

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    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    :)But.....IF THIS SOUNDS/IS YOU PLEASE DON'T BOTHER, YOUR JUST NOT MY TYPE or I'm not yours.*gives the duck face in your pics.*here just to talk and not go on a real date.*have pics from your past and not how you look in the present.*here to just tap some a$$.. well then I'm definitely not your type ;)Hope to talk to you soon have an amazing morning/day/night! surprise me.

  • Athena

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    I have 3 kids and they're literally my life. They all have the same dad which could be considered a good or a bad thing. If you don't want kids or don't have time or patients to deal with me AND them... please don't waste my time or yours. When I'm not with my kids or working I LOVE to have a good time. I have a lot of friends that I'm constantly around. I love life and can't stand downers. I don't take a single thing for granted and I don't have time to waste on negativity or fakes. I have a heart of gold and genuinly love being around other people, at the same time, I'm a realist. I know what I want and will not hesitate to walk away if I feel like someone has cruel intentions. I'm very outgoing and would never be considered "the quiet one". I believe that karma will get you so I do right by everyone!!Wanna know more? Just ask ;) Please cook for me ;) Dinner and drinks are always a safe bet... No movies until at least the second date. We're trying to get to know eachother riiiiight?!

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