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Eryn, 52

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About Me

1st: I am a smoker, & currently sporting a mom-bod! I’m a Witty, silly, sarcastic but also fun loving and a goofy person. Soo- If you Don’t like this, (random menopausal immaturity of a women) then simply>> pass me by. ✌️ I’m also quoted to be fun, magnetically inclined, clumsy, impulsive, unpredictable, usually late, yet live for and love to be adventurous, plus I’m honest, loyal, faithful and blunt to a fault. I am PDA certified, but never been a clingy women. Not the jealous type, but love small amounts by my man. (Sexy)…, and I DO love surprises. 2nd: 📣This is a PSA… or a- oh & BTW moment….or an FYI bulletin- however you wanna take this in… BUT- this here my friendly people is called a DATING site, a.k.a meaning 90% of the people on these sites are super NUTS, SPAMS, BOTS or the average everyday perverts & pedo’s (we all LOVE to HATE) plus we can guarantee a dash of the *** serial rapist or murderer as well-Sooo- in light of those o nice little tidbits of #FACTS- I don’t understand why anyone would post pics of their precious & innocent pets! 🤦‍♀️ …..Or kids! We are here to see YOU! NOT THEM & NOT no dayum pics from ***, and definitely, NOT the pic of a pic,…of a pic! OR the curious case of a selfie 45 yards away with go-go gadget arm or some crazy shit like that! (Slender man) Seriously!? And please for the love of wings & cold beer, 😃smile, don’t look like a mugshot that shit scares ppl! For heavens sake! Show teeth,[not judging….Ok maybe a lil🤏] just saying! It at least shows good hygiene to us! ALSO- (tossing this into the pile of rubbish I’m-blabbing about) please note….bc of the del-Ronavid***pandemic- I will no longer respond to pics from 25yrs ago. 🙄or respond to anyone who looks like Santa and mysteriously claims to be 25? I’m calling “go-Fish!!” 🐠🎣 Sorry-NOT-sorry! Lastly: I am NO HOOKER so HOOK-UPS are NOT INVITED or WELCOMED! I DO HAVE SOME MORALS! 🙄(I know… SHOCKING🧨)So- please Have respect! NOW! A *BONUS SECRET ABOUT ME** I have an unhealthy relationship for Dr. pepper ZERO & Sweet tea, AND a huge fetish for guys with big trucks(nice trucks), not afraid of a lil-gal “packing”, a cute & charming southern twang, he wears baseball caps a lot, worn like a country boy not a rapper! Just sayin’🤷‍♀️ Why? Do I care about ur truck? Bc if you have a nice vehicle then there’s a good chance you got your shit together!!!😊 okay- my comedic-rant is over! So- Hate me, Love me, or LMTFA…however, if you’re still here, and you haven’t successfully driven you off then send me a message- let’s chat!!!😃 Lol

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    Yes, but they don't live with me

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Green-gray

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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