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Eryn, 52

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About Me

1st: I am a smoker, & currently sporting a mom-bod! I’m a Witty, silly, sarcastic but also fun loving and a goofy person. Soo- If you Don’t like this, (random menopausal immaturity of a women) then simply>> pass me by. ✌️ I’m also quoted to be fun, magnetically inclined, clumsy, impulsive, unpredictable, usually late, yet live for and love to be adventurous, plus I’m honest, loyal, faithful and blunt to a fault. I am PDA certified, but never been a clingy women. Not the jealous type, but love small amounts by my man. (Sexy)…, and I DO love surprises. 2nd: 📣This is a PSA… or a- oh & BTW moment….or an FYI bulletin- however you wanna take this in… BUT- this here my friendly people is called a DATING site, a.k.a meaning 90% of the people on these sites are super NUTS, SPAMS, BOTS or the average everyday perverts & pedo’s (we all LOVE to HATE) plus we can guarantee a dash of the *** serial rapist or murderer as well-Sooo- in light of those o nice little tidbits of #FACTS- I don’t understand why anyone would post pics of their precious & innocent pets! 🤦‍♀️ …..Or kids! We are here to see YOU! NOT THEM & NOT no dayum pics from ***, and definitely, NOT the pic of a pic,…of a pic! OR the curious case of a selfie 45 yards away with go-go gadget arm or some crazy shit like that! (Slender man) Seriously!? And please for the love of wings & cold beer, 😃smile, don’t look like a mugshot that shit scares ppl! For heavens sake! Show teeth,[not judging….Ok maybe a lil🤏] just saying! It at least shows good hygiene to us! ALSO- (tossing this into the pile of rubbish I’m-blabbing about) please note….bc of the del-Ronavid***pandemic- I will no longer respond to pics from 25yrs ago. 🙄or respond to anyone who looks like Santa and mysteriously claims to be 25? I’m calling “go-Fish!!” 🐠🎣 Sorry-NOT-sorry! Lastly: I am NO HOOKER so HOOK-UPS are NOT INVITED or WELCOMED! I DO HAVE SOME MORALS! 🙄(I know… SHOCKING🧨)So- please Have respect! NOW! A *BONUS SECRET ABOUT ME** I have an unhealthy relationship for Dr. pepper ZERO & Sweet tea, AND a huge fetish for guys with big trucks(nice trucks), not afraid of a lil-gal “packing”, a cute & charming southern twang, he wears baseball caps a lot, worn like a country boy not a rapper! Just sayin’🤷‍♀️ Why? Do I care about ur truck? Bc if you have a nice vehicle then there’s a good chance you got your shit together!!!😊 okay- my comedic-rant is over! So- Hate me, Love me, or LMTFA…however, if you’re still here, and you haven’t successfully driven you off then send me a message- let’s chat!!!😃 Lol

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    Yes, but they don't live with me

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Green-gray

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    I've never been on a dating site before but we'll see how it goes. I'm a very honest sometimes almost too honest, outgoing, very affectionate. I have a somewhat dry and sarcastic sense of humor. I like hanging with friends, going to the movies, eating, shopping, being spontaneous, traveling, fashion. I love my family. I love the Seahawks, I want to go to at least a couple games this year SEAHAAAWKS! It would be awesome to find a traveling buddy, I love experiencing new places and exploring and I must say its even more great when it's with someone you really care about:) I have been bartending for 5 years at a bar I love, I consider the people I worked for and my co-workers part of my family. Real estate has always been a passion of mine since I was like 12 LOL. I love food and I love cooking for people, I wish I could say I was a health fanatic but I'm not. I love butter and salt and bread and all the other fabulous goodness! Right now I am obsessed with sushi and I love spicy food. I am not interested in just a hookup. I can't stand guys that are arrogant and****, they just aren't the guys for me. Honestly I hate the whole dating scene, its exhausting. I apologize if this comes across rude but if you are not interested in any kind of relationship please don't bother sending me a message, I'm not interested in wasting time even reading a message. Further more if you are actually interested in getting to know me. If all you say it Hi or Whats up anything to that effect I'm most liking not going to say anything back. I'm pretty open

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  • Vesta

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    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    I'm never sure what all to put on here so if you have any questions just ask! I'm pretty open and honest, sometimes blunt. I always try to find the positive in things. What's the point of life if you are miserable?! I believe you should do what you can to make yourself happy everyday.I dont think looks are a big deal but there should be an attraction. I'm not looking for a long drawn out relationship through *** much prefer to meet you in person and see if there is any spark.I like going out and experiencing new things. I like anything with a good beat or good lyrics. When it comes to movies, I like almost all of them, my favorite would be comedies. I love to travel and visit new places. I have 7 tattoos and plan to get more. I smoke, drink and curse like a sailor (fitting cause i am one). I do however plan on quitting smoking when the time is right and will need help and motivation to keep me from starting again. I once went a whole yr without smoking and then I joined the navy... I dont drink as much as I used to. I guess that comes with growing up. I still enjoy having a few beers or glasses of wine every now and then. I have 2 cats, Molly and Bandit. They are my babies and I love them like family. If you cant be open and honest with your feelings then move on, I am not the one for you. I need a guy that can handle his own life but also wants me to be apart of it. So if you took the time to read through all of this and i hope you have, send me a message and put "high-speed shampoo" somewhere in the message so I know you read all of this. I'm open to pretty much anything on a first date as long as we can get to know each other.

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