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WinOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Well, where to start. I was born and raised on Cape Breton Island and therefore have a naturally easygoing demeanor and strong sense of family. I have a twisted sense of humour and I love making others laugh. In my spare time i volunteer as an *** Cadets. Music is my main way of relaxing although if the weather is good I also like riding my motorcycle. I find it theraputic. I'm looking for someone who has a great sense of humour (you'll need it with me), and who believes honesty and loyalty are important. Friendship is very important so that is what I would be looking for first and foremost. Any relationship that may develop after that would be a welcome bonus but not a necessity. Lets see what happens.
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RyleeOffline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
Alright, here's the dirty:. I like a woman to smell nice, and I do in return,. I am open minded and would expect you to be, . I like to cook,. I like to eat :0,. I like Music, (but I said that like I had just bitten my tounge) . I love funny movies,. I love animals, currently have one dog, . I love Bonfires,. I write poetry (shhh, don't tell the boys),. I have tattoo's, love them on a woman,. Did I say that I love my Motorbike :),. I love the ocean,. A day without laughter is a wasted day,. "Dream as if you'll live forever, Live as if you'll die today",. I also love my truck, really miss my Jeep, but love my Truck,. Ok, Ladies...You HAVE to relax in your profiles!!! Make them a little more light-hearted, try to be original, PLEASE, for gods sake. Everyone one of your profiles say the same thing...."I love my kids, if you can't handle that, move on" we get it, you don't have to put it in your profile. If you don't love your kids, you're a terrible person. And you all say "I like to dress up but also don't mind getting dirty" and "I like to go out, but I like to cuddle". Come on, put a little effort into this, make it interesting, please!!!!!. And why don't you have a picture up??? This is a dating site you fools!! Some of you say because of your jobs. What, do you work for the C.I.A., or the F.B.I, or something? Just put a pic up. I find that the people that don't have pics up are the ones that just don't like how they look; well, I don't think I'm brad pit, but I have a pic up, take me as I am I say. And I laugh when I see on your profiles that you don't have a pic up because you work in the public. Lol. Don't we all work in the public? Unless you work by yourself, underground, in a shoebox, then we all work in public you fools, lol. You say you want me you get to know you for you; well show me who you are!!! Thats a great start :) . I hate my lawn mower (it broke today), update, I fix'd it! . Oh yeah, I'm kinda handy, I can fix things ;.). I like the sound of ice cubes hitting the side of the glass ***step program needed ). You women always want so many details on this site, I'm running out of stuff to put here,. Why is it always funny when you fart in the tub? Lol but it always smells way worse! You'd think it'd smell better with all the bubbles....,. The most important person in my life, is my daughter.!! She doesn't live with me, but she still rocks :)). My daughter is 8 and the poor thing has my messed up sense of humour and personality!. I also like lots of other things and do lots of other stuff. Its up to you to find it all out. Good luck fishing Pretend we are a couple and go to a furniture store and 'look' to buy house hold stuff together! LolHow could that not be fun!Or whatever you decide. But it has to be better then my idea ! **No eating on a first date, why do all you women say "let's go for dinner". I don't want to sit there and watch you chew food for 30 minutes!! Lol
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FarquharOffline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
I tend to like personality over perfection, in the end i tend to fall for the girl next door. Shy is fine by me, as i have a talent for bringing people out of their shell. I keep my word and am honest I am an unmarried and single. I have no children , If you have children, i shall not run screaming from you ! I love Music and movies and collect Vinyl records as my hobby. I have an artistic side and creative side i do for fun. I have a great sense of humor and love making people laugh. Tattoos and piercings are HOT but i have none. I love to cook and I'm renovating my house slowly and just put a new roof on my house. What i do for fun is see movies, live shows and plays. the fringe festival took a lot of my money and was worth it. My friends are artists or performers.Love going for walks and drives. I yard sale when it is in season .I'm a laid back type and Open minded liberal view about sex, I am std free and practice safe sex, .I'm more on the dominant side of the sexual spectrum than submissive, kinky is welcome but i'm fine with vanilla. I keep my private life private and don't kiss and tell. I love all forms of affection, I am a great kisser . Romance wise i believe the little things matter and being considerate and a good listener is the way i show i care. My main trick to impress is a full home cooked dinner with all the fixings . ALSO give a mind blowing foot massage and a pretty *** scratch.I am well traveled, well read and poorly loved which is why I am here.I usually only message someone once and if they do not respond I assume they are not interested. I always respond to any message as promptly as possible. I check my profile at least once a day. I have no message length requirement, so feel free to say hello! if we have chemistry i'm sure the rest will handle itself.