SIMILAR PEOPLE
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TiernanOffline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52
Not much to saay right now. All my friends say I aint right and I agree with that :)It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long, so I try to enjoy everything I can, even if that means hitting athe tree stump in the middle of the road with a rubber band til it moves or mixing up 5 puzzles in a popcorn box for a gift to someone :))I do like doing normal things like, cooking, fishing, poking campfires with fireworks, grilling, pissing in the neighbors yard telling them that they really need a privitcy fence and doing paint by numbers with a YOYO.Came back to St Louis for a visit and my moms hip or brain replacement, but...that was in Sept., so I guess I'm gonna stay around for a bit, plus I have to since I decided to buy a house as a gift to myself :)Walking a dog by the tail is like telling a woman she's wrong....IT AINT GONNA END WELL!!!!
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AdaliahOffline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48
I LIKE:- Airplane noise (my dad was a fighter pilot .... yet, I fear turbulence - and, airplane food)- Junior Mints- Monogamous relationships. Herpes scares me. - Communication: it rocks and should be mandated by law- A super clean windshield- The smell of the ocean (the SF Bay doesn't count)- Sneezing- Scallops (& everything else in the ocean***Bubblegum- German Shepherds- Boxer briefs- Mickey Mouse- Breakfast- Intelligence, motivation, and positivity- Dental Floss- Steel drums- Episodes of "COPS"- Thick socks- My iPhone- Big, shiny trucks (I'm like ***Smelling new things- Prison documentaries- The U.S. Soldier - Turkey burgers- Rain- Riding mowers- Going to church on Sundays. It cleanses my psyche and soul. Like squeaky clean. I DO NOT LIKE:- Public hot-tubs. I don't trust the frothy bubbles on top. I'm sure they're little toxic spheres of bacteria.- Exercise balls. They remind me of my incoordination. - Close talkers or coffee breath ... especially close talkers with coffee breath- Liars: For the love of .... if you are ***pounds, but use "average" as your descriptor - you are being dishonest. I'm not a jerk - I'm honest.- If all your photos are self-pics done in restrooms .... especially public. Take this time to ask a friend - even a stranger - to take your picture. Also, wash your camera. It's dirty. - People that have not grasped the proper use of English grammar (i.e., You are = "you're" and it's "definitely" ... NOT "definately")- Sharing a toothbrush (so, bring your own)- Sequins or Lycra. Period. - Tip jars at self-serve frozen yogurt shops- People who check-in at the gym everyday on *** gel (or, Gavin Newsom)- Big and/or furry key-chains- Politicians ... all of them-- People who treat wait-staff poorly- Flutists .... I don't know why- Celine Dion or, similarly, prostate exams- Balancing my checkbook - Male roller-bladers- The smell of bleach- The Raiders - The middle seat- Gum *** - Golf ... it's a "leisure activity" not a "sport"- People who incessantly whistle- Drivers who fail to signal- Profiles that include the statement "Must Love Dogs" (who doesn't?!) or scenery/pet pics with no one in them. Stick your face in there and make it sexy.I believe that online dating is a great way of meeting people you would never otherwise encounter. And, I am just as happy to make new friends, as to meet the love of my life. Okay - that was a slight exaggeration. I'd actually love to meet my next last girl. But, please don't be more than moderately crazy. We will laugh. Together ... not at each other. Or, maybe at each other. But, it will be blissful and fun.
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TannerOffline
Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 41-51
I have a large collection of various fish both Salt and Freshwater. I enjoy the simple things in life. I enjoy a good conversation. I enjoy people watching.I do not plan very well.I am spontaneous. I am random and erratic. I use spell check a lot. I am intelligent and have a large knowledge base of various subjects.I am almost always late...I am losing the war with clutter but not giving up the fight....I have never been married.I have had a vasectomy.I have a 23 yr old daughter.I am an only child. I love music.I have a very dark sense of humor.I am shy at first.I was raised in a southern rural environment and have retained some of those values.I enjoy movies that make you think, reflect, jump, or pee your pants from laughter.I do not watch much television.I do not deal well with stupid people.I finally bought a Harley but it is the V-rod so at least it is a fast Harley :)From the Blue October song "Overweight""I want to learn to walk with others as an equalI want to treat the ones who love me with respectI want to tell the world I'll give them all a piggybackAnd try to take away my negative effectI want to kiss the girl, and know I'll never lie again" Followed by a nice night time stroll to do some sightseeing and people watching. No movies, loud music clubs, or live music on the first date.......