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Swarbew
Online
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 21-29
Hi! My name is Swarbew. I am never married atheist caucasian man without kids from Proctorville, Ohio, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Irvine
Online
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
Lets see how this online crap works... Im an old school kinda guy when it comes to dating(hold doors, pull out chairs, actually meet face to face), but an extreme sarcastic smart ass. Im a laid back easy going guy who loves to joke around and be goof at time but has a serious side. I also love sports, playing and watching. Mostly baseball and football. I love just hanging out at home and just relaxing for the night but don't mind going out and getting dolled up for the lady. But hard to meet singles when i have zero single friends! All of them have wifes, kids, house, dogs etc. And always doing couple things with me. so might as well get with the program. But i love my friends and family to death theyre good people. So I'm looking for someone with a unique set similarities. Like one, most my friends and I have played baseball together since college and we're all kinda of all sporty and would like if you didnt dislike sports. A girlwho wears under armor and a baseball hat (preferably a Mets but Reds alright too) could be the sexiest thing in the world. Also, i have a big crazy ass italian family and hope that you can fit in with as little drama as humanly possible. If you meet these criteria then message me and see if we click. ball game and dinner, skydiving, skiing Or i can cook a great meal...
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Elhanan
Online
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
I would consider myself to be intelligent, not bad looking and focused in life. I would expect nothing less from an ideal "match", which I really don't believe should be this hard to come by. I am also a proud father to a five year old girl. I'm committed to her and if that's not your thing I can understand that. If you have children, great we have something in common. As long as you don't have a crazy abundance of them and with different men. Hobbies include: guitar ***Chances are we won't get along if any of these applies to you.-you heavily practice any sorts of organized religion (Christianity, Islamic, Judaism, Satanism)-you're unemployed-you're stuck up-you're pregnant as we speak. (I've seen a few of you are, and might I just say....what the **** is wrong with you people? Take time to do you and focus on what's important)-you use the term "swag"-you've never read a book on your own free will-you listen to the insane clown posse-you put pictures of your children on a dating site (I have a child and would not do this, it's kinda weird.)-you think fedoras are sweet-you over value material things-if you party too much. (I like to go out when I can, which isn't every weekend)--music does not play a vital role to your life (everyone need's a life soundtrack)-you won't write more than "hi" or "what's up". (I've seen this on numerous profiles and totally get it now. If you're incapable of talking much on the Internet I'm sure you're just a thrill in person)-and finally.....If you "Yolo".We probably get along if any of these apply to yourself...--you have tattoos-you are productive in whatever it is that you do-you hope for a zombie apocalypse in your lifetime.-you appreciate nature (and don't litter, I don't know why but I can't stand littering)-you believe in the power of science-you enjoy life-you are a good parent-you know what my headline is from -you can appreciate all kinds of music, food, and beer-you frequent concerts and brewers games On one hand I say something low key where we can actually get to know each other and talk. On the other hand something like going to a concert or jumping out of a ****ing plane would be proper these days.