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on 377 reviews
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SherwoodOnline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
MESSAGE ME IF:1. You like to laugh2. You like adventure3. You bathe or shower regularly4. You date outside your familyDO NOT MESSAGE ME IF:1. Playing Candy Crush has caused you to have a psychotic breakdown.2. You have pics of your kids. This website is far too public to advertise your kids to perverts.3. You don't clean your mirror before you take the "bathroom mirror" pic. Windex is like 99 cents at Wal-4. You complain that men only think about sex, but all your pics show you with your boobs falling out, or a skirt so short we can see the color of your thong. Men are stupid, and this just confuses us.5. You have pics wearing fake mustaches. What is up with that lately? If I wanted to see a woman with a mustache, I would just go buy some Windex at Wal- It's not cute on her, or you. Sorry.(By this time, you are probably thinking "This guy ain't right", and you'd be correct. Please, read on.)6. You are over the age of 21 and think it's cute to make the heart shape with your hands. You're a grown-up.7. You only show pics of you in a group of friends. Trust me, once we figure out which girl you are, we are going to be disappointed that you aren't the hot blonde on the right.8. U don't gut no gud spelin skillz. I am not a CIA codebreaker.9. Your headline says something like "I am looking for a nice guy". Isn't that the point? I have never read a profile where a lady was ""10. You are posing in a pic with a freshly killed animal. Yes, women do this too. If you really need to pose with a dead animal, get in the kitchen and cook me a steak, and I will take a picture of you serving it to me.11. You can't be honest about the "body type" question. I know we are a country that is getting heavier, but having 3 chins does not make you "Average".;Athletic". Seriously, there are pictures, so we can tell what you look like. If you can't be honest about the obvious, what else might you be lying about? The description for this field says "The longer your description, the more likely it is you will get responses". I suppose that is right. I am sure I will get more dates if I go on for ***words about the most romantic date you can imagine, than if I just type "Let's f--k!"Let's try this: Dinner, dancing, ritual sacrifice.... your choice.
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DalebowlinghOnline
Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 19-51
Well I'm a really open minded and outgoing person, and am also very spontaneous. I hate not having anything to do and get bored pretty easily. I'm looking for someone that shares my interests and likes to take care of themselves and stay active.
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EliottOnline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52
Who am I? . . . I describe myself as dedicated to my career and conservative at work, yet enjoy traveling, being adventurous, spontaneous, playful and ready to try almost anything at least once. I care about other people’s feelings and am very gentle. . . .I can carry on a meaningful conversation on any subject from physics to politics. I’ll always find something interesting in the dullest environments and try to find humor in any situation. . . . I feel physical chemistry is important between two people therefore being fit is just as important as sensuality and sensitivity. Romance and chivalry are not dead and little gestures of affection are often the most important. With the right person I enjoy dancing, fine dining, watching movies, cuddling and even just sitting quietly together. Having your own hobbies or interests is something I encourage and support. . . . I live for those brief moments when I’m with someone special and share unforgettable experiences and store those memories away as my most valued possessions.“I’m really alive!” I think a relaxing environment (or one with many exits) and a little libation is the best starting point.