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on 377 reviews
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ZeeOnline
Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-45
...Well, I'm an introvert, so there's that...twice divorced, 6 kids, and a vasectomy, for those who need full disclosure...I'm the guy at the bar nobody talks to because I have headphones in, my face in my drawing pad, and RBF...I'm the guy who dresses up in a halloween costume in June and goes to the grocery store for butter...I'm the guy your parents warned you about, if that warning was how intelligent and charming the guy was...I'm the guy everyone thinks is ten years younger, either because my job keeps me fit or because I'm a silly goofball sometimes, not sure which...I'm the guy that can't remember your name 5 minutes after you told me but can recite whole movie dialogues from 20 years ago...I'm the guy who's train of thought is on 50 different tracks and the conductor is either asleep at the wheel or dead of a drug overdose...I'm the guy that barely knows what year it is currently but can tell you how many pounds of pressure it takes to crush a human esophagus...I'm the nicest guy in the world, but I also have a grumpy side and appreciate the occasional bar brawl...I'm the guy who wears shorts all winter and a stocking cap all summer, cuz I like to be prepared for anything...I'm the guy who doesn't mind taking the race car to work, because I can do doughnuts in the parking lot, at least until my boss comes out and yells at me...
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JazzyjeffOnline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 21-46
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JoncrufpOnline
Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 22-32
Hi! My name is Joncrufp. I am never married catholic caucasian man without kids from Clinton Township, Michigan, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.