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KitOffline
Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
*** have a morning ritual ... I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.I like to stop the microwave at the very last second so it feels like I defused a bomb. Also, I like to cook minute rice for 58 seconds to be rebellious . I listen to "; I don't stop at stop signs in parking lots. I answer blocked phone calls #yolo I can be confrontational in public if someone is acting a fool- like a sheit parking job. Now *** becoming angry or flipping someone off, I just give them a thumbs up and say " no no, you did a great job parking sir, you totally earned a gold star on the board ". Its my debt to society. If you send me a message that says "hi" or "I want to sit on your face" , I wont respond, even if there's a FIRE! Oh, and once upon a time a Tranny (picture Juan the maintenance man with make up and a 5 o'clock shadow) was tryna holla at me on here. Just to clarify, I am here to find a woman, and not a variation of one. Shout out to Juan, thanks playboy! I recently bought some bear mace to protect my anus from any sort of penetration. " she's got a big booty, so I call her big booty girl" - Barrack Obama ^ thats deep * physical attraction is important . I place a high importance on my health and fitness, therefore its important that you display that effort as well ie average/athletic body types.* Ill bring my rape whistle and meet you in a well lit area in public . No exceptions!
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RustyOffline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
Has anyone ever said they work hard but also play hard on here? Because I want to be original.I'm the opposite of a scrub (TLC song from the late '90s for you ladies under 23). Wow...am I right?I'm on this site to hopefully meet a fun, outgoing, and lighthearted girl for a drink or two, maybe even three if things are going really well.; I love going out but also staying in, travel, and dogs. Nat's game, chill bar, hike and some lunch, brunch? I'm cool with anything just not an interview style dinner and we're good.
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GaugeOffline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
I am 5'11 and ***lbs. My hobbies consist of hunting, fishing, motorcycle riding, horses, hanging out with family and friends, boating, & the occasional adrenalin rush activities. My goals in life are simple but effective. They consist of furthering my education to land that job that will become not just a job but a career, never being satisfied with good enough for now but *** to better my self in all that I can and in who I am, living my life to the fullest, trying to stay on a good path with how god would want me to live my life even though i veer of of it on occasion, finding some special woman to settle down with eventually, and keeping a positive attitude most of the time. When I actually have the time to settle down and listen to music I enjoy rock or country depending on my mood. My idea first date would consist of finding somthing enjoyable for us to do then steping things down a couple notches for us to set down and get to know each other a little better over diner ect...