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JohnOffline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-45
Hi! My name is John. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Goldendale, Washington, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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OwenOffline
Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34
Im shitty at these things. They're so impersonal to me but here goes. I'm on this site because it's hard to meet people in my job so I figured I'd give this a try. my family is from NC. but moved to VA, I grew up on a horse farm, don't mind working, I was a ferrier in highschool, a heavy equipment/diesel mechanic for a while out of highschool. Joined the Army on a whim in Nov ***, and now here I am. I do like to go out and drink on the weekends, tend to get a little crazy at times. But I do sometimes like to just stay in sit around and watch movies. I like to eat. I am a country kid. Always have been and don't plan on changing. I like haveing some sort of intelligent conversations at times in amidst of having fun. I've learned that it's better to look back and say, damn that was stupid than damn I wish idda done that. So if you've made it this far congratulations are in order because the way I figure it that was a first date. Um all that being said, if there is anything else you wanna know about me let me know. I'm an open book, oh Im looking to hang out if something clicks then we shall cross that bridge when it comes into view. I love the beach/river. I can usually have fun wherever I am. I hate being bored or someone who can't hold a conversation. My pictures suck, I got out but Im not a big fan of selfies. And the only time I really take pics I'm drinking. First date? Um damn I guess I'd say something random, since we already got the first conversation out of the way. I mean dinner is nice because we all gotta eat, but I like spontaneity in my life. I hate being bored So idk something fun, random and memorable.
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JonaOffline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
Ok here I am amidst literally hundreds of beautiful women here on plenty of fish, and all can say to myself is ... Why the **** are YOU here ? It stands to reason that being particularly attractive, would no doubt get you hit on by several guys a week if you go out in public at all, correct ?Why would you put yourself on a site where ( from what I hear from female friends) the guys generally start conversations with phrases like " Baby you so hot, you need to get wit me ASAP" or " send me a picture of your tits" Obviously, subject 1 has never spoken to a female or gone on a date in his entire life.. because me being a male knows for a fact that women, dating and ASAP do not go together. Dates ( for a guy ) generally turn into a standoff situation, involving the guy in his car sending a text saying " I'm here :-)" followed by a response by the potential date saying " I'm running late, be out in a few" ... 12 minutes later, " hey, I'm just making sure I'm at the right house do you see me ?" again replied to by " Just have to put on my makeup and dress, 5 mins tops " ... That's where the sinking feeling in the bowels of your stomach kicks in, every guy knows 5 minutes to put on makeup and a dress is virtually impossible for a woman, even at gunpoint ( I presume.. "just relax and listen to some music" your inner monologue says. Frustration ensues and you turn off the stereo with visions of goldfish and a sick purple beast intended to entertain small children dancing in your head. 2 hours and 37 minutes later.. The date you intended to pick up and take to the fancy Italian place in the center of town emerges beautiful, happy and very apologetic but visibly disturbed by your classic ride. TO BE CONTINUED …. ( you know when I feel like typing again) Something out of the ordinary.