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ShawndoOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-37
Hi! My name is Shawndo. I am never married spiritual but not religious caucasian man without kids from Whitefish, Montana, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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EmmanuelOnline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
Let me be clear...I want a girlfriend but… I don't "really" want a girlfriend.I just want one for the summer!Let's recognize something – After months of being cooped inside our dwellings this is our time to let loose and get ready for the summer months. There’Let's recognize another thing - Deep down inside, you don't want to be alone for the summer. You want someone to do all of those cute partner in crime things with, someone to get thin with and help count those carbs. You need someone to accompany you to all of those boutiques and tell you how cute that summer dress looks and you don’ And even if you did, you're not really sure you'd want to keep him after the winter is over.The solution:Be my girlfriend for the summer... and only for the summer!!!How it works:You reply with a picture and a brief bio ***words max - to give you an idea this posting is ***. If it seems like a good fit we'll set up a casual mini-date (coffee, beer, or whatever). If that's a success and we're both feeling it, we'll date until 11:59PM, September 21st, ***. After that we can still be friends (unless we hate each other, then we can downshift to the occasional drunken booty call).The benefits:? You have someone to keep you company while you work-out, slam cheap whiskey at the local dive bar, and talk about how cute your new summer dresses are. Did I mention I'm an excellent cuddler? (I have references.)? I like to cook. Especially for others - Nothing too fancy, but always tasty and satisfying. As long as you're an carnivore, you win.? Need someone to squash spiders or other creepy crawlies that come around…cool I’m good at that stuff!? Love taking photos? Sweet -. Let's wear our new summer attire and make ridiculous photos to send your friends and family. Just for the hell of it!? Worried about finding someone to call you a cab home after a long day of day drinking at the beach? No worries…I got you covered!About Me:30 years old, has an amazing job, active, outgoing, easy on the eyes lolNot about you aka Deal breakers or don’t Bother if You Exhibit the Following…-Heavy drug use-Laziness-Prudishness-Still in love with old boy or girlfriend from years past (or if you secretly are, at least have the damn decency to not blab on about it).Interested? Then send me a message and get this ball rolling...the options are endless!!!!
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RandallOnline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
*** - This is me competing in New Zealand's Next Top Comedian and my first time on stage. More importantly I'm a Virgo. So *** taking individual responsibility for my actions I'll cast off all blame onto an astrological alignment for my behavior.Playing jokes on people is a good time, like having a small bag of trash or juice box, holding it out as if you want to hand it to a person, then when they grab it keep walking and laugh as they say, 'aww man, what the fuc#?' Umshini Wam may be the greatest film ever. I don't drink socially as noted above, I drink when I please, with company or without. I don't feel compelled to have a beverage because others are. Sometimes I drink every night of the week. Sometimes no night of the week. Sometimes one beverage, sometimes like a fish.I only put Caucasian because 'Cracker' and 'Chicken Skin' were not available. Nor is 'Pastafrarian' available under religion. judge people by their character, not their skin color.Message me if you're interested to hang out. Peace. I have train horns in the trunk of my car. Lets go for a ride, h0nk h0nk h0nkedy Fuc#ink honk H0NK!!!. We can go sing karaoke on the PA system in department/grocery stores, Or chilling in the park, or a bar.