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Dorthy, 30
United States, Louisiana, Hammond

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What I lack in experience, I make up for in clichés. Just kidding, I don't lack experience. I do, however, enjoy good clichés and long walks on the beach. If you can pick out my next favorite bottle of wine, you win all the things.I like ladies who are cute-fun-witty-hot-smart-affectionate-look like Halle Berry-Jessica Biel-Mila Kunis. Just kidding. Kind-of. Not many "regular" people look like that, but I'm just sayin', that's my type, since you asked. I'm a tweener. I dress girly when I have to, but I am most comfortable in my stripes, skinny jeans, and Toms. I am often told I'm unique in the fact that I am a femme who is most attracted to women who are equally as femme or more so than me. I think this is the reason I don't date very often. Lesbians are weird. ;) I guess I'm just a bit of an anomaly. I wear makeup and I always smell nice. Always (and I like ladies who do the same. More than looks and smells though, I am seeking someone who is happy with their life, appreciates small gestures, plays well with others, cuddles like a boss, treats others with love and respect, and surrounds themselves with good people. You can tell a lot about a person by the company they keep.You can also tell a lot from someone's first crushes.I love to go out of my way for others, and have admittedly spent my last dollar to make sure that someone else is taken care of before myself. I am working on a balance now of keeping myself happy while still serving others. If something develops between us, I will do anything and everything to make you feel special every single moment. If you don't enjoy/can't reciprocate that, I will probably be very sad, yet still try to win you over until my whole bag of tricks is exhausted, and then I'll probably try some more. What can I say, I'm determined. I am a firm believer that everyone deserves to have someone who thinks they are the most special person in the world, and I love being someone's someone.I teach 9th grade English at the high school that I graduated from. I also coach a youth club volleyball team, and that's pretty darn fun as well. Therefore, I spend my days surrounded by teenagers, listening to dope drum beats on desks using various utensils, and talking about thesis statements, transitions, and expository essays until I'm blue in the face.I’m really good at sleeping, kissing, laughing, cuddling, softball, spooning, smelling good, kissing, English, drinking wine (red please), being a fantastic friend, being a fantastic aunt, kissing, writing letters, and doing laundry. Before I forget to mention it, I'm really good at kissing as well.I am a very affectionate person. With my family, my friends, my nieces, nephews, and especially the lady in my life. Audrey Hepburn read my mind when she said, "I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it." I just want someone who enjoys affection, whether it's cuddling up on the couch, resting my hand on your leg in the car, sneaking a sweet kiss at random, or softly scratching your back or arm until we fall asleep. I love to give affection, but I also HAVE to have it reciprocated or I'll feel like I'm driving on a one-way street. The first things people usually notice about me:5 years ago I would have said my tits, and now that I'm an old hag, I'd probably say my glasses. My, my, how things change.Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodMovies: Garden State, Kill Bill, Mean Girls, Anchorman, Amelie, Boys Don't Cry, Batman Trilogy, indies, randoms, almost anything but horror. I honestly have so many more favorites than that, but I can never remember them when asked.TV - Game of Thrones (I got addicted and binge-watched 28 episodes in 3 days), Scandal, The Voice, Revenge, The Office, Modern Family, VEEPMusic- Music***'s 90's, hip-hop, acoustic, indie, alternative.nk, The Xx, The Weeknd** I am not looking for a man, a couple, a BBW, a long distance relationship, a butch, or a crazy girl. I think you crazy girls know who you are. I want a NORMAL girl. Please tell me there are a few of you left. I like nice. I hate mean. We will NOT get along if you are mean-spirited.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Adventure Fantasy Western Motorcycle Racing Sailing
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