SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Ps19Mt
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Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 22-43
*** Picture this, we’re on a date. You take me to a generic restaurant of my choosing, then we go out for a drink. After a few I’m a bit tipsy so we head back to my car. Cars on fire. You’re shocked and ready to call 911. You look back at me, I have two marshmallows on a stick ready for roasting and more alcohol. You blush, we cuddle together while my blazing car keeps us warm. We joke, we laugh, you’re about to lean in for a kiss… I chloroform you and rob you. Wasn’t even my car on fire.
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