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GeorgieOffline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Ok about me... Well I am damaged goods, looking for a way out, someone who will wipe my a*** and make all the pain stop... :-) I am inconsiderate, dishonest and extremely self centred, I only care about myself and am hoping to find a completely co dependant relationship in which we would both feel smothered.. :-) I pick my nose, scratch my bum, and think its hilarious when I fart in public, I have absolutely nothing going for me, and should be considered a menace to society.. I think I am very funny and will be offended if you don't laugh at my continuous drivel and shite, that is purely designed to get you into bed, having shown you how truly wonderful I am.. Oh and I am kind and thoughtful too. :-) xxxxI cannot meet up on the fist or third Wednesday of every month because I sign on, or the Saturday and Sunday after those dates cos I'm blowing me dole on shite.. Any other days are fine although I will be skint and expecting you to pay.. Of course anyone still reading who maybe has a smile, would hopefully be somebody who doesn't take all this too seriously :-) loving relationships are amazing, but cannot exist and be sustained when two people become dependent upon each other.. My verdict happiness comes from within, the challenge lol.. Finding someone else who gets that.. My search continues lol :-) xxxx Mud wrestling on a main road outside your parents house :-)
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AleckOffline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
Errrrrrrr don't you just hate writing about yourself?????? :) Ok well I've Been single for 4 years, so thought it was time i looked at enjoying myself again. Im a Dad to 2 boys who are obviously the most important thing in my life, Unfortunately they don't live with me full time, so I have a lot of time to kill. I'm straight talking and apparently quite sarcastic with it, but in a nice funny way :) I'm not much of a drinker, in fact you could easily call me a light weight!! So as a rule I don't bother! but when I do I'm a ***pinter!!! I can't dance for toffee ( and I do like sweets so it would be a good bribe) so I avoid clubs like the plague!! I think I'm going to have to do it again next year seen as I did it in 61 minutes (I've got to beat a hour, seen as I was originally thinking about 80mins) I did all 3 of these events to raise money for the Christie hospital. It makes you realise how lucky you are and to make the most of every day!!!I love eating out, especially a good Chinese meal. But a nice steak goes down nicely too.greatest city in the world easily. So I often have to stop myself going there all the time and go to other places. (Travel definitely broadens the mind) Taking the kids to Majorca is great too :)What am I looking for???? Someone funny and easy going, who has similar interests to me would be great. But then again they do say opposits attract!!What do I like?? Skiing, musicals, waking up and then realising you can go back to sleep, hot baths, a brew in a hot bath!!!, fresh bedding day, trying to play my piano, winding my kids up, lots and lots of holidays, hot vimto in the winter and ice cold coke in the summer, thunder storms, knowing my kids are happy :)What don't I like??!! (to be honest I'm scared stiff of them!! Do nurses stick it in harder when they see someone soft??? :) I appear to have a thing for doing lots of :) and !!!!!! And ??????? Oh well you learn something new about yourself all the time!!!! :) (see!!!) I think that will do for now until I think of something else.Thank you reading all that and have fun!! Message me if you want to know more :) Lets go to the train station and get the next one that's leaving. See where we end up!!! :)
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StevesmithOffline
Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 21-31
Hi! My name is Stevesmith. I am never married other caucasian man with kids from Thornville, Ohio, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.