Total users: 60,533,224 Online users: 217,692
Elise, 26

Offline, last seen Tue, 23 Dec 2025 06:00:16

About Me

Ok, I've learned that I should start by saying I'm the type of girl that always got along better with guys. I swear a lot, I make inappropriate sexual and racist jokes, I quote the Simpsons, Family Guy, and American Dad, and I just don't do typical girly things other than gossip and whine. See, some people would think that comment was sexist. But, I just like to be silly. It's just my personality. I like muppets and such. I don't see why that's an issue thank you. I know I'm kinda weird, but I'm not weird in a dangerous killer way. For the most part. I don't take myself very seriously, I like to be goofy and inappropriate and make stupid jokes. Like that one about the interrupting cow...but I am a sensitive person and I like caring for other people and helping people solve problems. As well as bust their balls. It would be nice to find someone to rely on, someone that I can go to when I'm feeling the weight of the world and they'll make it go away.I'm a movie buff. I consider watching movies, especially older movies, my main hobby even though my mother always said that's not a real hobby. Psh. I think it's fun. I like a lot of older music as well. From ***s Rockabilly to ***s American Classics. Again, most people don't even know who I'm talking about when I say Frank Sinatra or Nina Simone. But again....I'm kind of a weirdo. You can judge, it's cool. I'll judge back. A lottttt.Soo...ya know just drop me a line....please know who that is. I'm just a low-maintenance, simple girl looking for a nice guy to laugh with and love with. I may be goofy and inappropriate and rough around the edges, but I have a big heart and am so ready to love you if you give me a chance. This site in general isn't going very well. So anyone who just wants to run away I'll go with you. Like now.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

SIMILAR PEOPLE

Great
stars 4.1 out of 5 based Rated 4.1 / 5 Based  on  377 reviews
  • Luann

    Offline

    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    Hey there!A little about me:I like candlelit dinners, long walks on the beach, and poetry. Haha just kidding- I’m actually not into poetry at all!But I do love spending time at the beach, and probably my favorite thing to do is to hang out on the boat at my family's cottage on a sunny summer day! I’ll take any chance I can to spend time outside, whether it be going for a hike, rollerblading, tossing around a Frisbee in the park (attempting to anyways- I'm working on it!), or sipping sangria on a patio. That being said, I do also enjoy a quiet night in with a good book or a movie (Rom Coms are my fav!). I’m always up for an adventure, and I love love LOVE to travel. I’ve been fortunate to have had the opportunity to visit a lot of really cool places in this world, and I’m always looking forward to my next opportunity to get on a plane or on the road and explore someplace new. I have a great job doing work that I love, a great group of friends, and I’ But my dating life hasn’t been too exciting since moving here, so I thought I’d give this site a shot and see what happens…I’m certainly not looking for any ‘intimate encounters’ on this site, but I’m also not the kind of girl who is on a mission to settle down with Mr. Right, 2.5 kids, and a white picket fence at any time in the immediate future. Right now, I’m looking to date a little, and if I happen to find a great guy to date more seriously, then that would be great. I’m tall (5’***so I am looking for a tall guy who I won’t feel like a giant standing beside :) Other things that would be nice are: a guy who can make me laugh, someone with goals and ambition, and someone who likes to have fun and enjoy life. Thanks for reading my profile, and happy fishing!

  • Sandy

    Offline

    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    I am a family comes first kind of girl.My kids come first because they are the most important people in my life. I can be a bit shy but once I start talking to someone I come out of my shell. I'm an honest person, You ask me for the truth I won't lie. I'm also a great listener.I love country music but I do listen to other music occasionally. I love to read. I like going to the movies or just relaxing with friends. I'm not really into the whole club scene, but going to a bar and relaxing can always be a good time. I'm a girl that actually likes watching sports and going to games (Panthers, Marlins, nascar etc.). Go big blue!!! Besides college basketball my favorite sport to watch is football. If there's anything else you want to know I'm an open book message me and I'll tell you.

  • Melba

    Offline

    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    First and foremost i'm a MoMa. My little guy is the most important thing in my life. I am also a big woman and this seem to scare men off. I don't understand it but men will be men. I'm pretty easy going. I'm up for almost anything, as long as it legal, safe and has no clowns involved (HATE them). I read, go fishing when i can, i like the outdoors (summer and fall). i like to go to museums, art exhibits , taking my nephews and son to kid things like nature science center or the zoo. I have a close group of friends that I call my ****es, without them I won't be where i am today. I start school in January for CNA but I plan staying in school until I become a Lab Tech. I like most music. I listen to mostly country and rock (classic and hard), not big on rap or pop but there is a bit I like. I LOVE to go to concerts. I am just looking for man who is easying going but works hard. who doesn't feel like he has to lie to me or cheat on me. I love me some country boys. My weakness is facial hair and green eyes. I would like to make a picnic and head out to the lake and fish or just sit and talk.

Follow Us: