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Elise, 26

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About Me

Ok, I've learned that I should start by saying I'm the type of girl that always got along better with guys. I swear a lot, I make inappropriate sexual and racist jokes, I quote the Simpsons, Family Guy, and American Dad, and I just don't do typical girly things other than gossip and whine. See, some people would think that comment was sexist. But, I just like to be silly. It's just my personality. I like muppets and such. I don't see why that's an issue thank you. I know I'm kinda weird, but I'm not weird in a dangerous killer way. For the most part. I don't take myself very seriously, I like to be goofy and inappropriate and make stupid jokes. Like that one about the interrupting cow...but I am a sensitive person and I like caring for other people and helping people solve problems. As well as bust their balls. It would be nice to find someone to rely on, someone that I can go to when I'm feeling the weight of the world and they'll make it go away.I'm a movie buff. I consider watching movies, especially older movies, my main hobby even though my mother always said that's not a real hobby. Psh. I think it's fun. I like a lot of older music as well. From ***s Rockabilly to ***s American Classics. Again, most people don't even know who I'm talking about when I say Frank Sinatra or Nina Simone. But again....I'm kind of a weirdo. You can judge, it's cool. I'll judge back. A lottttt.Soo...ya know just drop me a line....please know who that is. I'm just a low-maintenance, simple girl looking for a nice guy to laugh with and love with. I may be goofy and inappropriate and rough around the edges, but I have a big heart and am so ready to love you if you give me a chance. This site in general isn't going very well. So anyone who just wants to run away I'll go with you. Like now.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    Just moving home after spending some time away. I love being back in my home state and everything that entails: camping, hiking, and beautiful sunsets among other things. Football season is one of my favorite times of year. I'm a Hokie at heart, but I can be convinced to cheer for WVU from time to time :)I will listen to just about any kind of music, and will try just about anything once. I can be a little quiet at first, but once I open up to someone, you'd never believe I was shy. I'm looking for someone outgoing, fun, a little country, and a little classy too. I like having quiet nights at home making dinner and enjoying the night just as much as I like going out and enjoying a night out. I need someone who is more outgoing than me, or someone who, at the very least, can hold his own in a conversation. I don't put up with lying, cheating, or disrespect. I've had too many kind, wonderful men to set examples for me that I don't accept that in a relationship. Doing something fun, but in a place that we could talk and actually hear each other at some point.

  • Adrian

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    I'm a 26 year old girl who loves sports, mostly football and hockey. My winters I try to get to as many hockey games as I can and spending time with friends and family. But can't forget to have at least one little getaway from the snow, or two, three....I never turn down a vacation! But don't get me wrong either. I work very hard to earn it all too. My career is very important to me, not only does it fund all of my adventures, but it's something that I love to do. I'm a sweetheart, old fashioned, a country girl, and I believe there's something good in everyone. I have a lot of tattoos, friends that I would take a bullet for, and I drive more in a year then most people do in a decade. I am usually up for anything, and can make pretty much any situation a good time. I have a good head on my shoulders. I know what it is that I want in my life. I'm not the person that just dates for the sake of having someone in their life. I want the person in my life to make me as important as I make them to me. I want the love they write about in my favorite songs. I know it's out there. I bust my ass at everything that I do. I believe that everything should be done to the best that you can do it. My relationships, my work. I'm a very reliable person, as long as I can find my keys!! I certainly have my blonde moments haha!My Dad is my Best Friend, he's taught me how to be pretty Awesome. He's given me my love of sports, cars and taught me how to be handy in the garage. I'm a lady who can change her own oil and fix my tires when need be. I like to write and enjoy reading, even if it is just a funny biography, movies, country music, crafts and baking. I love to be outside and to travel. I take care of the people that I love and try to be the best person that I can.Who are you? You don't have to be a sports nut like me, but you have to be open to at least let me show you what I'm passionate about. I'd give it my all to enjoy new things that you introduce to me, and always be in your corner. I'm a girlish tomboy. I don't mind spending some time in the garage. I need a man who can fix things, change his own oil, fix a damn flat. Anything that I can do you should be able to do. Plus...I think coveralls and Carharts are sexy! I prefer farm boys to city boys. But that's more of a moral issue. I want a guy who loves his mama and respects his Dad, I know chilvary is not dead. But I believe that some old fashioned values are important to have. You like to travel, get in the car and drive off to a game or a music festival somewhere. I like the country. I would like someone that would just pack up the car with camping gear and will disappear with me for awhile. You can dance! Haha. I love to two step. But you've gotta have a solid partner to lead. I'll dance the night away with you. Even of we've gotta get you in some classes first :) Yeah dinner and a movie can be kind of boring. Anywhere that you can go and talk to get to know eachother is a good place to start.

  • Linda

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    I just got out of something serious well serious for me anyway so im looking to see what happens. Im the girl with a good heart and I want someone with one as well. I dont need games, lies, and judgemental people in my life. If you judge a book by its cover then move on.. if all you want is sex then move on.. I want someone real. Someone raised up right and is a true gentleman. I thought i had that because things were actually different with that guy but again i was fooled and im tired of it but i do believe everyone is meant for someone and that there are good guys still out there. I am 26 years old and I want to start my life. I want to have a family someday and be with someone who will truly love me and treat me the way i deserve to be treated and vice versa. I believe a realtionship is a two way street and will fail if its not. I am very big on respect and will not tolerate being disrespected. I am also very close with my family and they mean more to me than anything in this world. I want someone with a good head on their shoulders and knows how to act their age. I enjoy life day by day and dont take it for granted. I dont mind going out once in awhile and spending time with friends but i also love to stay at home and cuddle and watch movies, even go out to a movie for a date or go to the lake. If you are just about the bar scene again move on. . I want someone who is faithful and not afraid to be themselves alone and in public. someone who is not afraid to be loved no matter where you are and not ashamed of who you are with. Someone grown up and knows what they want. I am not a big ku fan but admit they are good in basketball, i love march madness. I dont mind if you're a fan of ku or a team i dont like cause i think it is always fun to have a little rivalry. I love all kinds of music mostly just country and rock. Movies are comedies and horror and some action;. This is cheesy but i love the color green lol. I currently work as a billing clerk for a truck line..its boring but i work with one of my best friends and we always seem to make it fun. I couldnt do it without her. I think friendships like that are very important, i love all my friends. I like to see what happens but if nothing persues romantically i love making new friends. You only have one life to live so live it to the fullest. I love a sence of humor but i also want that someone to know when to be serious. If you want to know anything else please just ask. Thanks for reading and hope you find what you are looking for

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