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Elise, 26

United States, Kentucky, Williamsburg

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About Me

Ok, I've learned that I should start by saying I'm the type of girl that always got along better with guys. I swear a lot, I make inappropriate sexual and racist jokes, I quote the Simpsons, Family Guy, and American Dad, and I just don't do typical girly things other than gossip and whine. See, some people would think that comment was sexist. But, I just like to be silly. It's just my personality. I like muppets and such. I don't see why that's an issue thank you. I know I'm kinda weird, but I'm not weird in a dangerous killer way. For the most part. I don't take myself very seriously, I like to be goofy and inappropriate and make stupid jokes. Like that one about the interrupting cow...but I am a sensitive person and I like caring for other people and helping people solve problems. As well as bust their balls. It would be nice to find someone to rely on, someone that I can go to when I'm feeling the weight of the world and they'll make it go away.I'm a movie buff. I consider watching movies, especially older movies, my main hobby even though my mother always said that's not a real hobby. Psh. I think it's fun. I like a lot of older music as well. From ***s Rockabilly to ***s American Classics. Again, most people don't even know who I'm talking about when I say Frank Sinatra or Nina Simone. But again....I'm kind of a weirdo. You can judge, it's cool. I'll judge back. A lottttt.Soo...ya know just drop me a line....please know who that is. I'm just a low-maintenance, simple girl looking for a nice guy to laugh with and love with. I may be goofy and inappropriate and rough around the edges, but I have a big heart and am so ready to love you if you give me a chance. This site in general isn't going very well. So anyone who just wants to run away I'll go with you. Like now.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

Looking for

man
Relationship

Never married
Have kids

No
Wants kids

Someday
Ethnicity

Caucasian
Faith

Spiritual but not religious
Body type

Curvy
Height

5'3"
Eye color

Brown
Smoke

No
Drink

Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Crime

Chat

Great

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