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Michelle, 28

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About Me

It'd probably be easier to say what I'm not doing with my life which clearly only pertains to laundry and dishes, god damn I hate laundry and dishes but I do love runon sentences so maybe I'm not doing good grammar either.. Being sarcastic and witty, mastering the mid day nap. Most recently bar trivia, I'm something of a champion. My knowledge of slow jams is impeccable. I have a smirk. short and tattooed although pretty heavily they are all hidden incase I ever want to be governor or some shit. Books. 1. Master and margarita 2. Love is a dog from hell 3. Memoirs of my melancholy whores 4. all the time.Movies. 1. lie with me 3. A certain kind of death 4. ZooTv. 1. Trailer park boys ( few things make me happier in the world) 2. Breaking bad 3. The inbetweeners 4. The league 6. WorkaholicsFood. Saffron cream sauce makes me weak in the knees.Music. daughter. American football. Mineral. Sunny day real estate. Death cab for cutie. Dark throne. Stars. Secret stars. Saves the day. Hot rod circuit. Bon iver. Fences. The xx. The national. Modest mouse. The weeknd. Neil young. Al green. Dolly Parton. Mirah. broken social scene.An horse. Arcade fire. Gloria record. Planes mistaken for stars.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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