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DanielleOffline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
A little about me, I am a single mother of three great kids. I had two of them very young but I wouldn't trade them for the world, please let's keep this a judgement free zone. Their father and I are on civil terms for their sake (this does not mean that we hang out, or go on family vacations or anythng crazy) we simply get along and co-parent for the sake of our children. I would look for the same in someone who has kids, please just have a civil relationship with their mother, if it's anything more then that please do not involve me. I would like to find someone who not only wants to be in my life but also eventually wants to be a part of theirs, this is something that is very important to me. If my best friend were to describe me to you she would say, I am slightly shy, too nice, sweet, caring, random,has a good sense of humor and always no matter what I try to stay positive.Things I enjoy, Cooking, karaoke, movies, wine tasting, weekend getaways, reading, spending time with family and friends, trying new restaurants/different foods and many more things.I am looking for someone with similar interests, someone who is laid back, knows how to communicate, loves to laugh, can be my best friend, is loyal, trustworthy, faithful and someone who can compliment my life rather than complicate it.I am not looking for someone perfect, let's face it no one is perfect, just someone who is perfect for me. Something low-key where we can talk and get to know one another a little better
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LoisOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
I already know that this profile is going to make me appear like the b****iest, most demanding female on here... but I've been on this site a couple of times and enough to know what I'm facing and what I'm sorting through. Truth be told, all of what I'm about to write is probably a giant waste of time, because the men that it's aimed toward won't even bother reading it. I'm getting older, it's a fact. And although I have a pretty good idea of what I do and do not want, I have been proven wrong a time or two when someone who seemed like the right-ish person came along. So although I may have a “list”, it's more of a general guideline than carved in stone requirements.A little about me... I'm sarcastic. I don't like corny humor (although I break that rule myself with an incredibly lame pun from time-to-time). This is probably one of my biggest dealbreakers... I want someone that is witty and sarcastic, but not obnoxiously so... that was atrocious) – then we will probably see eye to eye on humor-related issues. Also, The League is another favorite of mine.I spend too much of my free time watching tv shows. No, I don't just sit around watching TV... I said free time. This usually happens at night after I'm in bed and I can make sweet love to my Roku player. I'm typically behind the times and I'm always looking for a new series to power-watch, so feel free to throw some suggestions at me. My interests are varied... The Wire is one of my favorite all time shows, plus Community, The League, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development....I really liked the first season of Game of Thrones but then it turned into a giant soap-opera where noooooothing haaaaaaappened for whoooooole seeeeeasons at a time. Movies... another love. I typically only get to go see movies if I'm dating someone. I completely hate crowds and so I intentionally go to matinees whenever possible. My movie list is all over the place, so I wouldn't even know where to begin in this tiny box to paint an appropriate picture. And oh... my... gosh, do I love music and concerts. I love almost everything except for modern country, which all sounds exactly the same to me. I think songs about tractors and rednecks are retarded. Other than that, I will go to just about any concert. Except Nickelback or Bon Jovi.... man, I hate them. I grew up on alternative rock mostly, currently big into indie stuff. I like to quote things. I use references frequently and can relate far too many things to Seinfeld episodes. I'm also a suburban white girl closet-hardcore rap lover. Don't really listen to it much these days, but I do enjoy throwing a line or two out from some of my favorite songs or using phrases that it doesn't really seem like I should be using. I hate being socially awkward and yet I'm completely okay with it at the same time.Just within the last year or two I started learning the ins-and-outs of football and I don't have a favorite team, but I do enjoy watching. I did one of those fantasy leagues on the NFL website and discovered that I seriously jinx my players... I'm not saying I really am superstitious but all of my teams or specific players seemed to have rotten luck :p That being said, I have a lot of fun getting into the games so if you like football, it could be a lot of fun for us.I'm a mom of one. If that freaks you out, I understand. I believe in strong families and never thought I would be divorced, but such is life sometimes. Maybe it happened to teach me not to judge so much, I don't know. That being said, I'm not just a mom, I'm a good mom. Occasionally I'll head out for a game of pool and a pitcher with a friend... but even that is usually scheduled for while she's already visiting her grandparents. The biggest reason why I'm writing this is because I get these dudes who want to go out immediately and I just don't have time. Not that I can't make the time, but the fact is I'm not going to make the time unless I think it might be worth it.-worthy). If I went out with every jerkoff that wrote me, I'd never be home. So if you're one of those “I can't be bothered to get to know you first” type of people, then you're on the wrong profile.Here are some of the dealbreakers that I really don't think I could ever bend on:- Bad grammar-.. I don't know what that stuff is but if it has scrolly crap and crosses all over it, I'm not going to be able to get past it. To me, it's the mark of a douchebag. - If you're flashing sideways peace signs in any of your photos. Even worse, shirt off AND flashing a sideways peace sign - as if you just didn't look like enough of a tool. In fact, lets just eliminate the element of surprise and I'll let you know right now that I'm probably going to judge you if any of your close friends in the photo are flashing sideways peace signs. Again... douchebag.- Either of these are equally off-putting: If your first message to me begins with “Hey sexy” or if it's filled with sweet nothings and poetry. Neither of these is a good idea... don't do it.- You listen to and/or enjoy Nickelback. This is not negotiable.- You can't support a family. I said it. I'm almost 30 and although I'm not wedding-crazed, I definitely want it to be an option with someone that I'm seeing in the relatively near future. And although I am working on a home-business and should be able to contribute, I want to be the Stepford Wife who has a clean house and a warm meal on the table when the man comes home from work. If that bothers you, again... wrong profile.You don't have to look like a GQ model, but I'd like someone who is at least reasonably fit. In fact, if you do look like *you* think you're a pretty boy, I probably won't be attracted just because I'll assume you're a d-bag.... (douchey seems to be my go-to assumption, why stop now).Also, height is super important and I know this will upset a lot of the guys on here, but it's true. I'm 5'6” but people usually think I'm taller (I've heard the word model thrown around a few times :p ) I like to wear heels and I don't like being taller than the guy I'm with... it's just the fact of the matter. I haven't dated anyone under 6 ft in the last 5 years and although this isn't one of those carved in stone sort of things, it will be kind of hard for me to get into it. Sorry if that upsets you, but it's the truth.If you're laid back... fantastic. If you're genuine... awesome. I think that it's something that typically shows and I'll tell you right now that I am leery of red flags - so if you're going to come, come correct :pI get excited when I scroll to the bottom of screen on men's profiles and then see that right below it they marked off "Must not have messaged others for Intimate Encounters" and whatnot. Good for you, those of you who did.
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PatsyOffline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
I'm not like other girls. I'm a very laid back country girl with a semi hardcore look. I'm working on a lot more piercings and lots of tattoos. I love to have a good time and make people laugh, but can be serious when I need to be. I tend to be a different social creature verses me one-on-one, where I'm a bit more reserved. People that don't know me think I'm quiet and the ones that do know me wish I was..lol I am pansexual, which means I'm attracted to personality..not gender. So I do like men and women and any where in between.. Anyone that contacts me should be open minded. I have a lot of friends that are in the glbt (gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender) community and they are real important to me. Have to be able to roll with them if you roll with me. My two passions in life are cars, (something with just enough power to do something stupid in..lol mustangs if you couldn't guess) and music.I'm the type of girl that turns the music way up loud just to tune out reality. I like just about all music ranging from The Supremes to DMX to Slayer, “Art is my God, music is my religion…” — Otep Shamaya. So if you have any questions feel free to ask. I am a bit shy when it comes to messaging people so most of the time I don't make the first move. I am a mtf pre op transsexual woman.I'm tired of making myself be alone because I'm afraid of how people are going to react to it. So I am getting it out of the way. I realizes that most people may see my femaleness as a facade, as an elaborate hoax, but I am more real than any of them could ever hope to be. I am real because unlike them my gender is not based upon what other people think of me.It's a part of who I am, but it's not "who" I am. I'm a girl, just a little differentHopefully you can see pass where someone came from and see who they are now. Just anything fun. If its creative then I'm pretty much down with it.