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Laura, 29

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About Me

Playing, learning, and having a blast with my two kids. Being outdoorsy and enjoying TRUE entertainment and relaxation!I love love love FOOD! I love to look at it, smell it, cook it, and most importantly eat it! And if you stay around me very long chances are I will make you a Fatty McFat Fat... but I don't discriminate, as long as you can still see everything below your gut we will be ok. Big guys need love too! :-)I grew up utterly obsessed with horses. It was my entire life for about 12 years until I got burnt out on it. Its been about 7 years since Ive even gone riding! (Hint hint guys, a good idea for a first date **). I need to go camping again soon too!... well maybe not soon... the weather has started to turn and I am quite a wuss about the cold...and we all know how bi-polar and what a **** *Did you know that being outdoors for 7 days and nights away from all artificial light sources is enough to reset the body's entire internal clock to be that of a true night and day sleep cycle?* or something to that affect... I saw it in my *** too long ago... didn't research the validity of it but it sounds good to me.I love to travel but I haven't since having children. But really really want to again! I have a bucket list with a lot of things on it... But I sometimes have a hard time actually stepping out of my comfort zone on my own, but it doesn't take too much encouragement or prodding to get me to do so. I dont take life too seriously... I did for way too many years and missed out on so much fun and happiness. Im just down to enjoy the moment and not think too much about anything else. Read my damn profile you **stard! *Did I mention I sometimes have the mouth of a pissed off sailor in the eye of a hurricane in the middle of the ocean?*

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Countrygurl

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-45

    Hi! My name is Countrygurl. I am divorced other caucasian woman with kids from Morehead, Kentucky, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

  • Florine

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    *You should probably read my entire profile before you contact me because I don't want to waste your time and I don't want you to waste mine.*I’m a fairly laid back easy going girl. My absolute favorite quality in a guy is humor. I would say I’m a pretty funny, sarcastic and witty person and I admire that trait in others. I’ve always been drawn to the funny guy in the crowd. I love Mitch Hedberg, The Lonely Island, and basically anything or anyone that can make me laugh until it hurts. I’m the goofball at work that pages “Dr. Dre”, puts a mustache on my badge picture and dances/sings in my patients rooms. Sometimes I get weird looks but I would say about 99.9% of my patients love me because I have the ability to put them at ease at a very anxious time of their lives. I’m a labor and delivery nurse and I LOVE what I do. I think it’s awesome that I get to play a role in bringing new life into this world. I've been a travel nurse for the past 2 years. I worked in CO for 6 months last year and fell in love with the place. So, I'm very recently back in an effort to make it a permanent home. I love to travel. I know it seems like everyone puts that in their profile, but I really do. I’ There are a million more places I hope to see in my lifetime. I would say I’m a pretty fearless person unless there’s a clown involved and then you can count me out. I'm a sucker for dogs/puppies. Def one of the worst things to ever happen to me. Once I settle down a little more I plan on getting another dog. I love kids and most definitely want a few of my own one day. I love roller coasters, Chick-Fil-A lemonade, the Dire Straits, scary movies, Game of Thrones, my front porch swing, the beach and an occasional poker game. Honestly I've been trying this online dating for a while now. What I can say is that it definitely doesn't work out they way they portray it to on the tv commercials :) Its really hard to trust that people are on here for the right reasons, and I've learned first hand that anyone can act like a good person and then turn out to be an ***hole. With that being said I might be a tad bit bitter, but hey at least I'm still on here trying right? I don’t exactly know what to put for what I would want my perfect match to be because apparently up to this point what I thought I wanted hasn’t worked. I’m a firm believer that a person’s soul mate also needs to be their best friend. I'm not good at playing games at all. No, I don't want to meet and hook up with you and no I'm not looking for someone to be "friends with benefits with" so there is no point in contacting me with that purpose. I'm looking for someone honest. I'm not looking to jump into something serious right off the bat but I also think its pointless to date someone at my age without the possibility of seeing it go somewhere. If you don't have the time or don't want to put in the effort to get to know someone you probably are also wasting my time because it takes spending time and getting to know someone to truly see if you are compatible. With that being said if you were brought up with good morals, like to laugh and have a good time and are old enough to know what dating someone truly means then we just might get along. So, if you think you can hang then send me a message.

  • Annie

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    I\'m fun-loving and good hearted. A hardworking and professional person who loves to do Crossfit. Looking for someone who is professional and also enjoys fitness and outdoor activities.

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