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Laura, 29

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About Me

Playing, learning, and having a blast with my two kids. Being outdoorsy and enjoying TRUE entertainment and relaxation!I love love love FOOD! I love to look at it, smell it, cook it, and most importantly eat it! And if you stay around me very long chances are I will make you a Fatty McFat Fat... but I don't discriminate, as long as you can still see everything below your gut we will be ok. Big guys need love too! :-)I grew up utterly obsessed with horses. It was my entire life for about 12 years until I got burnt out on it. Its been about 7 years since Ive even gone riding! (Hint hint guys, a good idea for a first date **). I need to go camping again soon too!... well maybe not soon... the weather has started to turn and I am quite a wuss about the cold...and we all know how bi-polar and what a **** *Did you know that being outdoors for 7 days and nights away from all artificial light sources is enough to reset the body's entire internal clock to be that of a true night and day sleep cycle?* or something to that affect... I saw it in my *** too long ago... didn't research the validity of it but it sounds good to me.I love to travel but I haven't since having children. But really really want to again! I have a bucket list with a lot of things on it... But I sometimes have a hard time actually stepping out of my comfort zone on my own, but it doesn't take too much encouragement or prodding to get me to do so. I dont take life too seriously... I did for way too many years and missed out on so much fun and happiness. Im just down to enjoy the moment and not think too much about anything else. Read my damn profile you **stard! *Did I mention I sometimes have the mouth of a pissed off sailor in the eye of a hurricane in the middle of the ocean?*

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Ivy

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    I an so busy as a single mom that I don't find time for the hobbies I truly enjoy. I want to travel and certify in sky diving. I like the outdoors and love to fish. I also enjoy being a kid and playing Laser tag. I like country and Christian music and I will listen to all genres. I am extremely outgoing and love to laughand cut up. My motto as a nurse is that laughter is the best medicine!!!! Family life is important to me and am looking for the right man to share my life with. That said please don't message me if you are not interested in finding something serious or if you ever want children... LOL that sounds absolutely horrible but hey, I know what I'm looking for.... And I swear I'm not mean! Update..... Yes I am looking for a relationship and eventually I want to marry my best friend.. But I'm not going to to rush in to a relationship just because I want one. I want the right man not just any man. Also you must understand how busy I am with two children who attend after school activities and need help with Homework. I can't text ***!! Also if you don't work or have your own place don't message me. I only want to support my children. I used you read things like this and think what a jerk but after going on a few dates I find it necessary to clarify what I'm looking for.... I'm not a mean girl just specific... Also I'm a real woman with real feelings so don't message me if you're looking to get laid or play me.

  • Patsy

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    I recently graduated with my masters in social work, but unsure of where the Lord is leading me next! This is a sabbatical summer and I'm loving the reality that we must be fed in order to feed. I hope to someday start my own company as a local and global wilderness guide with therapeutic components. I'm known as the class clown, but I have a fine balance of humor and vulnerability/realness. Honestly, I think first dates have a lot weighing on them, and it's not about trying to impress each other! I'm all about taking it slow and easy, being yourself, and going for a hike to get to know each other, and if we feel things are going well we grab dinner! Easy right?!

  • Annmarie

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    I like to work and enjoy helping others stay positive. I’m a unique individual because I’m not your average one. I\'m looking for a relationship with someone sweet & honest who respects their partner.

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