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Geraldine, 33

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About Me

I have enjoyed being single for a while so now it's time to get back in the game. My sense of humor is dark and sarcastic so you have been warned ;). I am not looking for 'casual', I actually want to meet and get to know someone. I love cooking, movies, pretty dresses, and christmas music. If you want to know more, ask. A few things to consider before you message me:I don't do drugs and I don't care to be around anyone who does.Also, if you live with your parents or on a friend's couch, or have small children, I'm not interested.I don't like looking at pictures of people holding dead animals.If you only have 1 blurry picture of yourself in the bathroom mirror, you won't get a response. And if you're not smiling I will pass you by. Nobody likes your ' thug' face bro. I will not respond to a message that just says "Hi" or "Hey". Ask me some fun questions!Please be honest about how tall you are because I like to wear heels. That translates to: Anyone under 5'9" need not apply.And if you don't have hair, don't bother.Also, recent events have brought to my attention that I actually have to say that I will not get involved with a married man. This is a toughie! The only thing that comes to mind is mainlining tequila. Just kidding...it would have to be vodka. Seriously though, bowling or a pub quiz would be fun and its good to have an activity to keep the conversation going.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, regularly

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  • Rhonda

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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    I love the outdoors; hiking, camping, kayaking. I love that Tahoe is so close, I would live there if I could. I am not into the club scene anymore, I would prefer to go to a cute restaurant or bar and hang out with friends, I like to stay in and watch movies every once in a while as well. I also like to cook whenever I get the chance; I love coming up with different recipes.A few things I require, if you don't fit then don't respond, it makes it a lot easier!I don't want a guy who takes longer getting ready in the morning than I do!If you don't want kids at all, we are not a match!If all you care about is work then how are you going to care about anything else?If all you want is sex then move on! A picnic in the park or mini golf if its nice out.

  • Beatriz

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    I'm going to start off by being honest, because I value honesty. That being said, I totally and shamelessly lied about my age in my profile. Although age 35 is displayed, I am actually ***and I don't want to miss meeting someone great simply because I didn't show up as a match). Anyway, I have been told many times over that I don’t look or act my age, but I’ll let you decide that. :)I have never been married nor do I have kids. Maybe.. but I think I just haven't found the right guy. I've made the mistake of giving Mr. Wrong the benefit of the doubt while Mr. Right slips by unnoticed. We've all been there but unlike many women my age, I just skipped the marriage/kids/divorce part of it. I know that's cheating.. Now that we got the lying and cheating out of the way, let's move on, shall we?I have a day job managing an office/company which does commodities trading. My other job is teaching and I also compete in amateur adult figure skating competitions. This is how I stay fit and this is how I challenge myself physically, mentally and emotionally. I love the mind/body connection it provides. This is my excuse as to why I am horrible at trivia. I love puzzles though :-)I drive a stick shift. I'm a Jewish/Greek hybrid. I enjoy playing cards. I don't like drama but it can be good in moderation. I don't like feta cheese. If you ask me about sports, your eyes will be met with a blank stare. I love being active yet I also enjoy lazy weekends at home, cooking and watching movies with someone I love. The same goes for movies. You're attractive and you like to stay fit. You like dressing up and hitting the town but you also enjoy doing low key activities at home. You're lighthearted and you have a good sense of humor. You don't like drama but you also agree that a little bit in moderation can be good. You are passionate and intimate. You are an adrenaline junky, maybe you're into an extreme sport or you like thrill rides, like roller coasters or shit, I don't know, bumper cars.. ? :) Really though, you could possess none of what I mentioned above (except for the passion and intimacy - that's mandatory), and for some reason we click. I don't want to put too many limits, here.. I'm thinking it would be fun to get together in a coffee shop of some sort or even a bar and start out playing a game. Maybe cards, chess (I've always wanted to learn but I'm clueless), or even some fun and interesting 'authentic' games I'm becoming familar with (I would take the lead on those). A date should be fun whether or not it leads to more. At the very least, a good friendship can come out of it. I'm open to other ideas as well but I thought it would be a fun way to get to know someone; to me it seems easier to be the best version of myself when engaged in some kind of activity. It could be a nice ice breaker which could make the transition into conversation more natural. Just a thought, I'm not stuck on the idea and I'm open to other ideas.

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    I spend a lot of time thinking about the present and try to live in it without worrying about the past or future too much. Need a partner to share every moment of my life with, to feel joy and happiness.

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