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Geraldine, 33

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About Me

I have enjoyed being single for a while so now it's time to get back in the game. My sense of humor is dark and sarcastic so you have been warned ;). I am not looking for 'casual', I actually want to meet and get to know someone. I love cooking, movies, pretty dresses, and christmas music. If you want to know more, ask. A few things to consider before you message me:I don't do drugs and I don't care to be around anyone who does.Also, if you live with your parents or on a friend's couch, or have small children, I'm not interested.I don't like looking at pictures of people holding dead animals.If you only have 1 blurry picture of yourself in the bathroom mirror, you won't get a response. And if you're not smiling I will pass you by. Nobody likes your ' thug' face bro. I will not respond to a message that just says "Hi" or "Hey". Ask me some fun questions!Please be honest about how tall you are because I like to wear heels. That translates to: Anyone under 5'9" need not apply.And if you don't have hair, don't bother.Also, recent events have brought to my attention that I actually have to say that I will not get involved with a married man. This is a toughie! The only thing that comes to mind is mainlining tequila. Just kidding...it would have to be vodka. Seriously though, bowling or a pub quiz would be fun and its good to have an activity to keep the conversation going.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, regularly

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    I am looking for a mature guy who knows who he is and has clear goals set. I am interested in someone who wants to treat me with respect, has common sense, and is generally a nice guy. If you can make me laugh, like to workout or play sports, and can hold a conversation then you're someone I'd like to meet. Living on your own and owning your place is definitely a positive! Talking online is a great start, then going out on a date is the next step. I am not attracted to ultra quiet or couch potato personalities. I am an elementary school teacher by heart, so please form all complete thoughts with appropriate use of punctuation. I will judge you! You've been warned. :) Please note that my photos are current and truly reflect what I look like and hopefully portray a snipet of my lifestyle. I enjoy going to the gym and also working out at home. This is something that is important to ME and should not make you feel like any less of a man... Seems to be a common thread when chatting with some initially. You need to be happy with yourself first before getting involved with another, if not then please don't look for my approval... I'm looking for a complete, whole person. I am certainly not looking to fix one that's broken. Hopefully that makes sense. I am a nice girl with a good heart. People tell me that I have a quick wit and a fairly sarcastic, dry sense of humor. (This is all true.) I like to have fun. I am looking for a relationship, not anything casual. I am the girl you take home to mom. Dinner and conversation would be a nice suggestion.

  • Isabel

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    Living in a small town but not having a small mind has its challenges for sure so this seems to be the best way to meet someone "outside of this box". A little about me.... I have a 9 year old who, needless to say, is probably the smartest person I know (which says a lot). His dad & I share him equally so I do have spare time when I'm not working. I don't have much time to pursue hobbies but I do enjoy a good game of pool, the water, great music, live shows in small venues, and random road trips. I'm looking for an open-minded man. Hard working, humorous, laid back, independent, & knows how to have fun without boozing it up every night. I'm interested in finding a partner in crime. A lover and a friend. Likes:-lemonade-a great story-old school jukeboxes that you can still get 3 songs for $1.00-snow-learning something newDislikes:-brussel sprouts-pickles-wasps-the darkIf interested, please do not hesitate to message me, but please something other than hey.Happy fishing! Something quiet and relaxing. You can only get to know someone and share conversation if you are comfortable and are able to hear one another.

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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    I'm a fairly outgoing, energetic individual who likes to try random activities (yes I have taken both curling and trampoline lessons). I play softball twice a week in the spring/summer, and floor hockey in the fall. When I asked my friends how they would describe me, the following was how they responded: caring, loyal, has a heart of gold.

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