SIMILAR PEOPLE
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MortyOnline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes.Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single- I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes.-force demonstration. I bat .400. Children trust me.I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.**** I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams.--heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.I have so many interests it's really difficult to list all of them and especially talk about them all. I do shoot quite often as I am a firearms ***, which goes far deeper than your basic *** enjoy Mountain Biking, Running, Motorcycling and Fly Fishing.I've lived in 3 different countries for extended periods of time and have had outstanding experiences learning the different dynamics of how people work around the world. I have a huge respect for animals and animal lovers. I have a Boxer, male, flashy brindle that use to be a show dog and is so strikingly gorgeous I can't take my eyes off him at times. His sister I lost in the divorce and still brings a tear to my eye thinking of her little face no longer here.I'm certainly not looking to get married today... tomorrow. I haven't shut myself off but I'm not eager to jump in without testing the waters.As for the rest... well... I have ton of different hobbies ranging from playing racquetball on the ProAm Tour to competitive 3 gun shooting.Drop me a line... I'm a lot of fun to talk to and am looking for someone that can engage me continually... Are you her???We'll see! Coffee, Drinks go from there.
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NorbertOnline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
I am truly entertained by this site. I have read many of theses profiles and must say, there's a lot of creepers out there. Well let me start off by saying this. I am here to meet a woman that is down to earth. I am not looking for"just a hook up". I am a down to earth man, not a boy. I do not play games and know what I want out of life. I am in school full time and my time is important to me. I am looking for a woman that knows what she wants and does not play games, or have ex boyfriend issues. I have a good sense of humor and easy going. I like physical activities like running, ice hockey, and working out. I like to stay in shape, and no I am not a meat head, I have brains. Personality goes a long way. If you want to know more, then ask. Any place where we can get to know each other without having to scream. Dinner, park, or beach.
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KelseyOnline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Updating this thing..... I'm just a simple guy, I love going hiking, fishing, swimming, boating, pretty much anything outdoors... Also love a good movie night curled up on the couch, or a night in cooking dinner (yes I can cook and no my cooking doesn't include Domino's Pizza on speed dial LMAO) I do have a sense of humor... sarcastic as it may be at times, but quite simply put I love to laugh and hate to be depressed. Other then that, when I have free time, aside from the above listed... I love a good scarry movie (its funny to laugh at how stupid the people in those movies are... I mean c'mon!! did you really need to walk outside to check out the spooky noise with no flashlight?? in the words of the infamous Walter...dumbass... lol) and comedies are fun to watch also. I also like long drives, traveling, backroading... or whatever else comes along.Disclaimer: As sad as it is to have to include this...... please read this part, if nothing else. If you are just looking for a casual hook up, try the bar.... I love sex as much as any other guy, but I don't want to bed hop. I outgrew that stage years ago. if your looking for a sugar daddy, there are other websites for that... if your looking for a doormat, move along... if you DO contact me, please for the love of God say something more than just "hi" or "hey whats up?".... put some effort into it! If your a bar or club floosy that HAS to go out every single night and get hammered, Iwe wont have anything in common, and lastly, if your a druggie (and yes pot IS a damn drug)... don't waste your time contacting me. I have no room in my life for any of that crap. I don't drink, or do drugs of any kind, and wont be with anyone else that does. What am I looking for? Hmmmm good question!! Well I'm on this site here so.... maybe a new pair of shoes? Or a descent book?? LOL ...Seriously,I'm pretty easy to get along with. I just want to find someone to have fun with, someone I can talk to, someone who will accept me for me and not expect me to be perfect, someone that isn't afraid to ask my opinions or share their own. I'm NOT looking for a hookup or a casual sex thing. If I wanted that I'd still be married. I'm not into drama, or head games. I've been lied to, cheated on, taken advantage of, put in positions to support others, so I know how it feels and refuse to treat the one I'm with that way. So if your looking for a "bad" guy.. one thats going to treat you like a doormat I'm not him. I say that because I have been told in the past I'm too much of a "nice guy" to date.... whatever the hell that means lol :)Well that's a little about me, if you want to know more, just ask. I am an open book with nothing to hide...oh, and P.S. ... yes I can cook, clean, do dishes, fold laundry, dust, vaccuum, pick up after myself, put the toilet lid down, give good massages, brush and braid hair and am completely housebroke and do not need a nanny lol. If you'd like to know more, like I said, I am an open book, so the next move is yours :) Depends on the person.... something quiet and semi-private where we can hold a conversation and get to know one another. Preferably in public at first...