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CareyOnline
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 15-35
Hello I'm Alanna. I'm 5'6" heavy set and working on changing it. I have a dog named Fenrir, he is amazing. I like singing and occasionally dancing (in my house.) I love vikings and all other Norse myths. I hate hot weather, I'm not a happy person when its hot. I love the rain and other forms of slightly cold. I love chocolate and sweets. I'm angry but playfully. I'm hilarious and dorky. Yeah I think that's all message me if you want to know more.I prefer meeting in public for coffee, or somewhere where we can talk and get to know one another. Both parties should decide where though.
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AliceOnline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-39
I've been lookin' for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been lookin' for someone to be all mineI had too much lonelyI need a one and onlySomeone I can care about and call my ownWell in true traditionWithout an intermissionWe'll still be together when the kids are grown.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just lookin' for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.A bus load of nuns crashes, unfortunately they all die, but they go to heaven. So they are all lined up outside the pearly gates and Ol' St. Peter is at the front of the line talking to each nun before letting them into heaven.'Sister Beth' asks St. Peter 'I need to ask you one question before you pass into heaven. Have you ever before touched a mans penis?'Sister Beth is all shy, can't look him in the eye, but blushes and admits 'well, yes... Once... Just with the tip of my finger...''Ok' says St. Peter 'just dip your finger in the holy water and you are free to pass into heaven'So she does and away she goes.Sister Jane is next in line and St. Peter asks her the same question 'Have you ever touched a mans penis before'She is much the same, but meekly admits 'yes, once with my hand'So same kinda deal, he *** to dip her hand in the holy water and she is free to pass into heaven.All of a sudden there is a commotion in the line up and sister Ann comes barrelin' up to the front of the line.'Is there a problem Sister Ann?' 'Hear now, if I'm gonna have to gargle that holy water, I wanna do it before sister Mary sticks her ass in it!' If this offends you, you better walk on by...
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SusieOnline
Woman. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 43-63
I am a family oriented, independent, and down to earth woman. Open to new experiences. Looking for a man to enjoy fun times together ranging from biking to enjoying a cozy night by the fire. Hoping to find someone whose lifestyle is similar. I'm looking for down to earth, honest, good sense of humor kind of guy. My 'theme' song is by Nickleback... Gotta Be Somebody. Just want to have a partner that is considerate and thoughtful... nice to know that there is someone thinking of you! I don't need attention all the time, I do like my time to myself, but would like to have someone to share life with. P.S. I really like to see a pic. of who I'm chatting with, so please show pic. if you want to talk. I'm not superficial...you can just tell a lot about someone by their eyes and smile!!! ALSO..... THE AGE GROUP I AM LOOKING FOR IS ***AND WOULD LIKE SOMEONE LOCAL (WITHIN 25 MILES) : ) thank you!I would want to go someplace where we could talk. Maybe eat and then a long walk in a park like Kingwood Center. If we really click maybe a bike ride, hiking at Mohican, or a movie.