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JalenOffline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-33
Hi! My name is Jalen. I am never married other african woman without kids from Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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AprylOffline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
Jesus Christ, I have been on this website way too ****ing long and the majority of the dudes on here are just ridiculous. Things I've realized while being on here...1.) my generation has a hard time legitimately talking to women (I'm sorry I've 1-uped from your copy of THE GAME, guys) and 2.) straight-men should not be allowed to take bathroom selfies.So I can't really justify why I continue to have a profile on this website,... BTW here's a quick hello to any old high school classmates, customers who frequent my barbershop or an ex boyfriend who know me and may see this profile and laugh. - Hi, How are you? Please move along, nothing to see here, ...except me being vulnerable and miserable in the midst of searching for guys to meet- ITS JUST GREAT. Hope we never speak about this outside the internet realm and I hope you can erase it from your memory digitally and physically!-wise sure is fine) and I have job opportunities else where so I'm looking to move in the next year. I guess the thing holding me back from making such a move is the possibility of continuing another horrible and miserable dating scene once I get there. So honestly, I'd like to use this profile to meet guys in different areas of the country. Hopefully guys that would be willing to take a chance and consider, maybe all the girls in my town aren't the right ones...So if I have to move on and talk about myself, here it is. I'm an outgoing, determined, appreciates-a-challenge-sort-of girl who wears her heart on her sleeve. I've been a class clown all my life, and started doing stand-up comedy on and off since I was 18.-up and spit out by the industry and my own quarter-life crises. So with no money and no job I moved in to my parents house it was a real fun time to learn about myself (HI OPEN BOOK MUCH? YES. ok moving on) But 3 years later, I have my own apartment, my own car, a job managing 22 hair stylists and for fun I write comedy, essays, scripts and perform in VAMP at the whistlestop the last thursday of the month with a great Non-Profit Arts group called So Say We All. 2 to 3 days a week when I'm motivated enough to get up from my macbook, I'll go work out. I'm can be kinda a hipster, but more in hipster tastes, than hipster pretensions. I like having debates on art, but not when someone HAS to have their opinion be the right one. that's not fun.If you message me I hope its something not creepy, or cliche, or actually insightful without trying to hard. Coming to your house with an MTV camera crew, with Nev and Max and finding out if you are who you truly saw you are.(I'm kidding. But seriously Catfish is a hilariously great show.)
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LaineOffline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
I'm a writer-turned-scientist (working on my PhD). I spend my days trying to be clever enough to trick Nature (especially the ocean) into telling me secrets so I can steal them, publish them, and build a scientific career out of them ;). When I'm not working, I spend a lot of time driving around LA & OC seeking out adventures -- I'm part hard-nosed scientist, part thinker, part dreamer, and I hopelessly romanticize things that I like.Fun facts:I'm neither a coffee, chocolate, nor a beer snob -- but... I'm an artisan dark and bitter, on all accounts :)I'm independent financially -- obligatory symbiosis freaks me out :). I come from a long line of housewives and ultra-conservative, religious republicans... I seem to keep breaking the mold on all accounts.I'm the first scientist in my family, and no one understands what it is I do. I'm an ocean biogeochemist;-- I probably know less about dolphins than the average American.I love the ocean, but its vastness scares me to death. I love history, museums, plays, cirque du soleil, low-fi music from artists no one has ever heard of. I also love just sitting around and doing nothing. I get the best ideas when I do nothing at all.I love my friends and I love nurturing their talents and aspirations.A filthy habit of mine ***that I probably won't give up -- is driving long distances with small-minded goals, like getting lunch at that little hole-in-the- Man, that sounds really good right now. I'm a climate criminal with an environmental science degree, I admit it.I'm single by choice right now and I'm loving the freedom. I think I secretly crave something more again someday, but it's not necessarily my MO here. Enough about me - let's talk about you!