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Thomas
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Man. 56 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-56
Well I'm here like the rest of us. To see where it goes
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Cade
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Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34
To start things off...im a ****ing idiot... Staright up. not a bad one like walk into your parents house and kick the dog but ill say what i want with no sugar on top, no point right?Tattooed , ears plugged , lip pierced (was).Tips your fancy? Read on.. If not my bad.II'm fluent in banter and sarcasm. I will be laughing 99% of the day so you have to be able to take a joke. Musically talented in 6 different waysMusic is realllllllly important. *maybe were just having to much fun, maybe you cant handle yourslef *....know that song? Massive brownie points.Massive movie guy!Sundays are to eat junk and watch films all god dam day!And yes if united are on , I will be watching.I play two sports at a semi professional level.
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Alon
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Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
Writing about yourself is horrific but i suppose i better write something. 25 years old but look ***I had a tough paper round). I go to the gym 4 or 5 times a week to sit on the machines and play candy crush. I'm an engineer at an aerospace company, which as you can imagine means I meet loads of girls. It's a dream for any woman to grow up and build oily planes for a living isn't it?!Live at home with my parents, no hair, rarely buy a dinner without getting the vouchers out and I am the clumsiest in all the land. Ladies form an orderly cue, no pushing or shoving ....I like being in a relationship, prefer nights in to nights out nowadays so you need to enjoy The Apprentice and Great British Bake Off if it's ever going to work....Also, I'm more than willing to lie about how we met... Ill take you somewhere posh get on one knee and serenade you with lionel richie songs, roses and a mariachi band..... Naaaat! A drink of some munch will do. Or maybe some crazy golf