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BrandonOnline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I’m very weird, askew, off the grid, very far outside the norm, and almost sort of goth lite. Some days I think if I woke up one morning and life was a cartoon…I’d be Daria...but a guy, and with no hair or glasses.I used to think there was something wrong with me because I didn't like everything everyone else liked. Now I know there's nothing wrong with me; and being a societal outcast who shares no one else's perspective is just my unique contribution to the world. In summation -- a legacy of anti-social behavior and coloring outside the lines! Besides, being weird makes me feel special. I love the rain, and will take night over day any day - or night. I'm not a fan of the heat and am more of what you'd call a "moon-worshipper," hence why hardly any pics of me are outside. Gotta protect my vampiric skin and keep my complexion its blotchiest. Halloween is my favorite holiday; though I think all holidays are celebratable. Nothing better than a big Arbor Day blowout, an elaborate Administrative Professionals Day Parade, a fish-; BBQ. Also into hiking and camping (in some thick forest...-fi it…I can like it. Clearly I’m working on my Masters of interdisciplinary geekiological sciences, with a minor in “liking everything most everyone else doesn’t”. I’m always out to discover other stuff I’d find diggable. I'd love to travel way more. Oh and massage is my kryptonite. Someone starts rubbing my shoulders and I stop whatever I'm doing and become totally weak.In my spare time I like to have spare time; and I like to "cheese-it" whenever possible.; and wash it down with a delicious beverage or three. Not a fan of seafood - pun and no pun intended! I don't cook much...er...more like I cook but won't inflict my cooking on others. I'll be happy to cook you whatever I can pry out of an EZ Bake Oven.Drinking is brilliant! I can cook a pretty good****ail. From some high-end Maker's Mark or Grey Goose mixed with diet root beer and/or orange soda; to one of those delightful "hit rock-bottom" Listerine martinis or an after-shave-shot.I could make-out for hours, Kissing is so underrated; but that's neither here nor there.Texting is the new talking. I've never liked talking on the phone, and thankfully, don't need to anymore with the wonders of internet and smart phones - and will avoid the phone as often as possible. Don't be offended. It's not you. Yeah...and so anyway, I love my friends...the more obscure and feakier the better. I also wicked adore my precious dawg, Nick Maximus Shidoshi. He's my baby.I love dry wit on a person. Someone that can creatively and quickly string together words like some hilarious macaroni necklace made at an intellectual's comedy summer camp.That being said, I can't abide people who vomit out whatever's on their mind without any consideration - then grant themselves immediate absolution by disclaiming, "I gotta be real." Do you? It doesn't matter. You're not absolved, I assure you. Language is an art. You should craft your words like an painter prepares their brush -- painting your words on the canvas of the ear - or in this case, the screen. Sometimes you have to make a choice between "being real" and "being humane." To put it succinctly, think before you speak or belt up...no tolerance for rudeness. That's prolly my biggest pet peeve. That particular pet can stay locked in the crate.TV (the shows I like tend to be non-mainstream, short-lived and/or canceled): Star Trek (any and all Sci-; Saunders, The Oblongs, The Event, Outsourced, Arrested Development, AbFab, Space:***, Battlestar Galactica, Lucy, Daria, Liquid Television, Simpsons, Game Of Thrones, Bob's Burgers, American Dad, AYBS, Fawlty Towers, Dr, Katz, Little Britain, Kumars at No. 42, History Channel stuff, Military Channel, etc. I think reality TV is totally played-out and I'm over it. Other than that, basically a TVaholic. Ahhhhh. TV. Mother, Father, my own babysitter...secret lover.By the way, if you've read this far, you deserve some sort of medal, or gift card...monogramed door-stop. Sumpthin.Movies: Sci-; II, Forbidden Planet. I also love lots of classic movies, too.Sorry.;our kind" it seems) because all pools all seem inconveniently located in the sun (see above...and I don't mean look up into the sun. Don't...look up into the sun.)Always up for meeting other obscure individuals. If any of this sounds like you hit me up - but preferably nowhere that will leave a visible bruise. If it doesn't sound anything like you - then I still ain't a feared someone sayin hey!Much love, and always remember...that which doesn’t kill us makes us stranger. Meet for a coffee, see each other in 3-D, chat a bit, then maybe grab some dinner at a hole-in-the-wall, then go for a moonlight walk. ...or go bowling.
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JefferyOnline
Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
I'm rather tired of the dating scene so I am just looking for someone who wants to enjoy each others companies. Let other things come later. I will admit I tend to like guys younger than me but I am open for any discusson. I think love can be found where you least expect it and often where you don't think of looking for it. I love the outdoors, the arts (particularly theatre), swimming, traveling, big cities, the ocean, watching football, soccer and hockey (not necessarily in that order.)Many other things and am always willing to try new things.I'm looking for someone to date and possibly have more develop. I will admit I keep pretty busy due to my type of work not always being nine to five so it gives me a great understanding of not being "needy" or having to "be next to the person" ***. My unltimate hope professionally is to run my own theatre or arts education facility. I have a great love for education and passing it on to others.I'm not always like other people you will meet. I tend to say what is on my mind (not to hurt) but if I think it, it often comes out. I'm very focused on what I want but can I have fun. And I make a mean batch of "rummy bears". Ask any gathering. I'm funny and I really don't take life to serious. Professionally I'm serious but when it comes to hanging out with people I like to joke, don't have a desire to be the center of attention which is funny since I perform and direct productions. I like to sit back more and observe people. I think the best thing ever said about me by someone is "you don't think outside the box, you live outside it".Basically I believe if you love life and treat everyone with the respect they deserve you have a better chance of finding happiness or at least making some great friends. How about dinner or lunch. Not a fan of movies for first date since we shouldn't be talking during the movie. Dinner gives us a chance to chat, find out similar interests, maybe laugh about things a little. Then after dinner do something active/interactive (no not that!), a walk on the beach, an amusement park, or a sporting event. Something or place where we can get to know each other but it is relaxing and getting to know each other isn't just the main focus. Lets hang and more will develop.
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CarterOnline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
I\'m…feisty, goofy, friendly, approachable, flirtatious, laugh a lot, stylish, affectionate, passionate, confident. People with a good sense of humor, not shy or timid, who can make it a fun.