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JamesssOffline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-28
Hi! My name is Jamesss. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Westlake, Louisiana, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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SammOnline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 20-40
Hi! My name is Samm. I am never married other caucasian man with kids from Westlake, Louisiana, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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HaggiOffline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
First off, religion: I listed "other" because I'm an atheist, or more specifically, and anti-theist. Had to get it out right away, because it's likely a deal-breaker for most, and it's best to not waste each other's time, yes?On to more fun: if your message contains fewer than 5 words, you will not get a reply. You can be a 6'0", ***lb, brunette down to your ass, with blue eyes, a ***IQ, and an abject non-belief in any god, with a penchant for giving oral, and receiving it, too, and you are a fan of total body depilation, and I won't reply. Okay, if you meet all those criteria, I will likely offer you a ring. Still, please say something.Some parts of this are intentionally cryptic. Have fun. No, really.I promise, in this paragraph, I am doing my best to sound arrogant. I also promise that I'm not arrogant--I just know who I am and what I want. But here goes: If'n UR ok with the three words before the word "with," in this sentence, please stop reading. If you claim to have a graduate degree, and can't properly use commas, please stop reading. If you believe missing body parts (and that includes teeth), because of addiction, is okay, please stop reading. If you think morality comes from any source other than from within, please stop reading. If you think size 22 is "average," please, for the love of all that is sacred, stop reading. P1$$ off.) Now that I have alienated and eliminated most of the dating pool where I live (and it really doesn't matter what my ZIP code is), let's continue.Yes, I'm educated and intelligent. It gets me in trouble sometimes. Okay, fine, usually. I think I am a cool guy in a geek’s body, or a geek in a cool guy’s personality, or a geek in a geek’s body, I just don’t know. I do know that true geeks are tedious to me (they take way too much energy to deal with). I know that 'cool' people bore me to tears. I'm looking for an educated, intelligent (spelled: Q-U-I-C-K--W-I-T-T-E-D) person to spend my life with.But the shallow kid in me says: "Neat-o, but she has to be attractive, too." Please understand I know this works both ways. And I am not, by any means, perfect. So, if you happen, by some miracle, to be attracted to mind/romance/wit/love/humor/intellect over Brad Pitt, I am SO your guy. I can give you Ben Stiller + a foot or so and a few pounds. Smile, check. All the other? Check. A REALLY tall Jack Black? *sigh* Check, but thinner and with a WAY hotter voice (I think, and have heard many times). I know we both want it all, though, so...(Here’s where I get depressed) I know I probably won’t find her/you. I know exactly whom I’m looking for. So do you. The consummate bitch is that there’s something about you which doesn’t completely align with my expectations or aspirations, just as there is something about me which doesn’t align with what you’re looking for, and I'm cool with it if you are. But it comes down to us either "settling," or the other version of this, which is, "It’s better to be alone than in a wrong relationship." But does it have to?Somehow, we’ve become embroiled in extremes. When we were in our 20s, we only saw the positives. We looked at the great qualities in our partner and looked past the negatives, sometimes (too often?) to our personal detriment, which brings us to where we are now. We might see a quality, or a flaw which reminds us of a previous lover, and we freak out. We don’t show this, of course, but we are going ballistic on the inside. We are ending it before it begins, simply because he ordered the same brand of gin as ..., or because she wore the same perfume as ..., or pick one of a really long list of meaningless minutiae.After all this, I’m wondering if there is one out there who will read this and feel a hint of a glimpse of a twitch and say to herself, "I think I know this guy, or at least I really want to."I’ve been waiting a long time for you. A couple more weeks/months/years won’t make that much difference. But please hurry.***UPDATE***Just because I'm on this site does NOT mean I'm desperate for a date. I meet a lot of people in my normal routine. I'm here because it offers a way to weed out most of those I'd find unattractive or incompatible, and without confrontation. That said, I'm getting an awful lot of *** who have clearly not read or understood my profile. So I'll state it plainly: I am a shallow atheist. If you "love the Lord with all your heart," you're most likely not for me, even though I really don't care what you believe. The problem is that you'll "feel sorry for me" for my unbelief. Or something worse. And I have a problem with that. I can emulate Yeshua without being a Christian. If you get this, at all, we should talk. Because it means you may have actually read your book.In a similar vein, if you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're," you're definitely not for me. If you don't read books, please skip to the next guy. Everyone seems to want "a great man," or to demand "total honesty." I hate to say it, but duh. Seriously, who's going to write, "FSM seeks abusive liar with meth addiction and a tendency to sleep with goats or other cheap tramps"? Okay, rant over. I lied. (Still ranting. See what I did there?)Please, please, if you do decide to message me (and I really hope you do), please say more than "hi." I promise, it's worth taking a few extra minutes to at least acknowledge something in the text.Wishing you all the best of everything,M~P.S. (written a few days after the update): Looks like I hit a nerve with a few. I've been called "arrogant," "conceited," and (I love this one) "full of myself" (as though I were a suicidal cannibal or something). So, if you're offended, I apologize. But let it go. There's no sense bringing more strife into the world, and I'll only delete the ***, so really, what's the point of telling me something I already know? It's like an old bit from the legendary Bill Hicks: "A guy walks up to me--total stranger--and says, 'Hey, buddy, you know it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile?' So I look at the guy and say, 'Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than to leave me alone?'" P.P.S. Thanks for playing ;-)P.P.P.S. A few disclaimers are in order. 1) I said I'd date smokers. Well, kinda. Not gonna lie, cigarette smoke is friggin' disgusting. So, on occasion, or when drinking? Okay (I love a good cigar on occasion). But if you're going through a lighter a day? We have an The perfect date, for me at least, involves a quiet place, where we can talk, make epic eye contact, and maybe hold hands. The date ends with a warm hug, and (hopefully) our last first kiss.