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About Me

Ok so it seems that being an honest genuine person on here actually gets you nowhere! So here's a revised version of my profile, I'm a liar, a cheat and the biggest player you will ever have the misfortune of talking too! I don't want a relationship, *** I want is to have endless *** you as i have no intention of ever speaking to you on the phone let alone meeting you for a drink. I never hold open doors for a lady, I will always go out without any money because I expect you to pay of course, you must drive because if we do ever meet I want to have a skinfull and get wasted then expect you to take me home via a burger bar on the way, which again you can pay for. I dont think im gods gift to women..... I know i am....so treat me accordingly and have the decency to only speak when asked and walk at least 3 paces behind me because I'm sure I would be ashamed of being seen with you in public...............Now if you still reading hopefully your not a time waster or have serious issues and with a bit of luck really are looking for a genuine guy! If so please read my real profile below........ These dating sites are so strange, lots of weirdos and people who suddenly vanish when you mention the words "how about swapping numbers or lets meet" and from what I've read women on here say the guys are players! Which I'm sure their are many but equally I think just as many women doing the same!Anyway in this bit I'm supposed to sell myself, so if anyone has 10p then I'm yours lol, seriously though what are you meant to write without sounding like your blowing your own trumpet?So here goes.... I'm a well travelled hard working guy who likes a lot of laughs and general banter, there is so much to me I don't really know where to start.... I have no children or crazy ex wives or baggage of any kind, I'm what you could call 'available and looking' I don't like not having a special person in my life but I'm by no means needy either, I like nice things but I'm not materialistic, I like to go out but am also happy staying home.So what am I looking for? Well like most people I would like to find someone who I fall madly in love with and spend the rest of our life happy and content. I try my hardest to keep in good shape, I'm not looking for a stick insect or model but I'm afraid I'm just not attracted to large ladies.... So any normal average women who still knows how to have fun and a good laugh.Apart from all this I love to travel and have seen some amazing places around the world, but there's so much more to see.... Want to join me?If any of what I have written has you slightly curious or intrigued then drop me a line I always reply (it's called manners) I'm also very honest and say what I think!My photos are Recent so I would appreciate it if you was as honest as myself and if we meet didn't look like you've just consumed Tesco or aged 10 years..... You know who you are!If I'm not for you then all the best and happy fishing ;0) A drink to get to know each other

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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