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JimezdorkenbonerOffline
Man. 60 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 39-56
I'm shy and definitely a weirdo. I'm celibate, and I wonder if that makes me more, less desirable. I'm the kind of freak who has to observe your bare feet before any possibility of physical attraction will even be considered. I'm no angel, and I smoke cigarettes and 420. I do have a few skills, and a trick or 2, some impressive little delights, some GOD-given gifts to share in the bedroom, bath and shower arenas. I just don't have alot to offer. I enjoy the peace and serenity of my own silence when noone is around (which is most of the time). I don't touch myself when I'm alone as much as you might imagine. I'm still highly capable, and not too broken down from life's mishaps. I'm terrible socially, I have no concept of social cues, clues and generally I'm the awkward one, whether alone, or in a large crowd. I don't get embarrassed much, sadly because I don't give a shit that much. I don't drink booze, but I'm a horrible driver anyway.So hey all you fine, gorgeous ladies who would convince themselves they can do better. Yes, absolutely... I'm the guy you date, or go out with right before THAT POS shows up in your life to sweep you off your feet and quickly lull you into a false sense of security that will lead you to convincingly talk him into into a nuptial ritual that will surpass and totally exceed your hopes and imaginings as a little girl... I'm not really broken, useless, or defective. Definitely twisted, because I've somehow always managed to avoid major breakage. I am retired on disability. I really enjoy rubbing, caring for, and pampering the beautiful feet of beautiful women. I put FOOTJOB on my bucket list. I don't entertain high hopes for some kind of miracle development between myself and possibly you also. Even though it still has great appeal as an idea, and a hope I still maintain. Please don't use me to damage yourself emotionally, or mentally. I tend to oblige the drama-worthy. I consider myself as a usually involved and dedicated participant. I usually don't mind or care what the game may be. I'll always be honest for the most part, and considerate, even cordial with those who would hate on, or actually harm me. I always know how to stay positive most of the time. I talk too much...
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RodneyclatteqaOnline
Man. 55 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 45-60
52 years old retired license general contractor from California had my own company for 17 years till the construction accident ended that's also a disabled veteran with epilepsy under control but nonetheless I am aileptic which also means I can't drive I'm also a well-known mountain bike builder and Avid Rider everything I do is basically on bicycles I buy build and sell custom high end full suspension downhill mountain bikes down to earth guy married three times divorced twice widowed once been single for about the past 11 years I no longer drink I do smoke looking for somebody easy going no drama and no b******* I've been single long enough to stretch I have a high IQ very intelligent guy good conversationalist I'm also OCD so clean just not anal about it but a place for everything and everything in its place one of the most honest trustworthy guys you'll ever meet that's why I've been single so long this run it's hard to find a woman anywhere that's the same love animals grew up on ranches in Virginia and in California I actually ran a horse boarding Ranch and Point Race where I dealt with 82 horses on a daily basis when I was 16 disabled veteran means military pension I can't work due to the epilepsy and my construction accident I lost 85% of the use in my left arm I cut it off they put it back on it just doesn't work right looking for some long-term casual and local because of the transportation situation I got no strings holding me anywhere no family to speak of and no obligations no debt have my own apartment and pitbulls are a plus I recently had to put down my seizure alert service dog Blue Nose Pitbull at 13 years and I just can't seem to get over her hardest thing I've ever had to do in my life
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EltigreOnline
Man. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 31-48
Hi! My name is Eltigre. I am separated other hispanic man with kids from Reno, Nevada, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.