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AliceOnline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-39
I've been lookin' for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been lookin' for someone to be all mineI had too much lonelyI need a one and onlySomeone I can care about and call my ownWell in true traditionWithout an intermissionWe'll still be together when the kids are grown.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just lookin' for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.A bus load of nuns crashes, unfortunately they all die, but they go to heaven. So they are all lined up outside the pearly gates and Ol' St. Peter is at the front of the line talking to each nun before letting them into heaven.'Sister Beth' asks St. Peter 'I need to ask you one question before you pass into heaven. Have you ever before touched a mans penis?'Sister Beth is all shy, can't look him in the eye, but blushes and admits 'well, yes... Once... Just with the tip of my finger...''Ok' says St. Peter 'just dip your finger in the holy water and you are free to pass into heaven'So she does and away she goes.Sister Jane is next in line and St. Peter asks her the same question 'Have you ever touched a mans penis before'She is much the same, but meekly admits 'yes, once with my hand'So same kinda deal, he *** to dip her hand in the holy water and she is free to pass into heaven.All of a sudden there is a commotion in the line up and sister Ann comes barrelin' up to the front of the line.'Is there a problem Sister Ann?' 'Hear now, if I'm gonna have to gargle that holy water, I wanna do it before sister Mary sticks her ass in it!' If this offends you, you better walk on by...
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RoseannOnline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-49
A little about me.....My friends and family are really important to me. I love spending time with them. I like trying anything new and adventurous. One of my favorite things to do is travel. Who doesn't like a good vacation? Those who know me would tell you I'm funny, friendly, smart, warm and caring. I like everything from quiet nights at home to nights out on the town.....a hockey game, comedy club, dinner, plays, whatever. I love to cook and spoil anyone who wants to enjoy yummy food. I like different kinds of music.....Top 40, Country, Dave Matthews Band, 80's hair bands, Melissa Ethridge, etc. I'm a big fan of anything to do with the water. I don't care if I'm swimming, water skiing, boating, or just hanging at the beach and listening to the waves hit the shore. I don't really have a "type" when it comes to looks or personality. I'm looking for someone who is well rounded, smart, and values friends and family. I try to maximize all that life has to offer and I'm hoping you will feel the same. I'm not the clingy type. I like to spend time with someone I'm dating, but I still need time for myself. I encourage "Guys' Night Out". ;)By the way, all of my pics were taken really recently. No false advertising here! lolI like a first date that is relaxed and casual where we can both have fun and get to know each other.
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CarmenvanruqOnline
Woman. 61 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 48-62
Hi! My name is Carmenvanruq. I am divorced other caucasian woman with kids from West Valley City, Utah, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.