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Angela, 52

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About Me

Oh God! Oh God! I just turned 52! Crap! When did I get so old?! AARP won't leave me alone. They keep sending me stuff in the mail. I'm gonna get old, toothless! I'm gonna have to hang out at the senior center playing mahjong and gin rummy with old people! Quick, I need a drink!I'm bored! I buy shoes and clothes when I'm bored so right about now I could shod and clothe a small, but very fashionable, village......I might even move on to a new couch. If your out there, hurry up and fall in love with me, keep me busy, because there is a very real possibility that I might have to sell one of my kidneys on line just to pay my bills........I love that feeling of butterfly's in my stomach when I meet that guy. Your heart thumps in your chest, your pupils dilate, you feel breathless and shy and bold and tongue tied, you feel a goofy grin spread across your face all at the same time. I think it's the best sensation a person can possibly experience. I would love a man with confidence, independence and a great sense of humor. A man who can be a little silly at times. A man who kisses me at a red light with his hand on my thigh, someone who can laugh at himself when he does or says something kinda dumb. I love a man who will put his hand on the small of my back while we are walking, a man who, when he looks at me, sees me and only me. I love a man who will give me a nice compliment because he knows it will make me happy to hear it. These are some of the things that I love in a man........A friend told me once that when I talk I do not have a filter. I thought about it for a while and decided that he was right. That's me in a nutshell. No filter. Some peoples mouths literally fall open with surprise when I speak. Or, they look at me with dismay in their eyes. I am feisty, sarcastic, confident, very extroverted and fun. If I tease you that just means that I like you. That's how I show affection. Not sure why exactly.............. I tend to live in the moment and not think to much on the future. (my 401k plan can attest to that. Damn, I really should put more money into it) This really exasperates some people, so be warned. Sometimes I snort when I laugh, not very ladylike, but there it is. Life is pretty damn fun most of the time, so I try to enjoy the moments as much as possible. Small moments, stacked upon one another, make a life........I love..........my Kindle, wearing nice tight jeans, listening to loud music while driving very fast, going for long drives, eating great food, laughing loudly, Burberry Brit perfume, lemon flavored vodka, intimacy, Saturday afternoon's, "The Hammer of the Gods" Zeppelin! The sunroof in my car, digging my toes into hot sand at the beach, sunny days, wearing a new pair of shoes! UPDATE: I've bought a couch! This is what I have been reduced to! No love, nobody to keep me busy and my kidney was just put on e-bay....... Ooooops! I gotta go, just got a bid........Hmmm, a man wants to meet me in the park at midnight regarding my kidney, he told me to bring lots of ice. This doesn't sound good. I nice intimate dinner with wine or beer or ........

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Adrienne

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    Woman. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 51-61

    Let's get this out of the way first: if hanging out with a women who has a sore back and can't work away from home bothers you, please move along. Thank you.I'm back! Moi, Version 2.0...Now...Every year around this time in the colder climes of the world as the seasons begin to change, the leaves fall from the trees and the nights become unbearably frosty, millions of women are faced with the inevitable suffering inflicted by an all too common disorder known as “WTF Syndrome” ie. WTF = Where’s The Fun?!Forced to wear their socks to sleep, their only refuge from the frigid weather involves watching mindless teevee or sad old movies, belting out sappy love songs, crocheting yet another hat for some poor soul, wandering aimlessly through shopping malls, eating too many Oreos (which a study has now shown is more addictive than cocaine!), seriously pondering ordering one of those ridiculous Snuggie (TM) things from the Shopping Network, reading Fifty Shades of Grey to see if it measures up to their past experiences and scouring internet dating sites searching for... well...something more exciting than all of the above.Now you may be wondering how you can pull these women out from under this stifling melancholy that afflicts them so. They will NOT be compelled to join you in the typical winter activities that those who actually enjoy that wretched phenomenon known as snow participate in to make it through the darker months – skiing, snowboarding, snowmobiling, ice-fishing etc. No, these women are all about staying warm and dry – indoors.So, for less than the cost of what you spend at your local coffee shop in a month, you actually can have a tremendous impact on one of these women’s lives. Your contribution can make all the difference in the world. By just inviting one out for dinner, taking her to a movie, going for a nice drive to the mountains or regaling her with your awesome sense of humour, she CAN make it through yet another winter without succumbing to WTF Syndrome.It’s up to you. Don’t delay. These women are waiting for your call. Don’t disappoint them. Act now. You’ll be glad you did.*************To come to the aid of the shy, introverted woman in this particular profile, you should be: smart, gorgeous, fit, fun, honest, passionate, creative, open-minded, genuine, compassionate, free, affectionate, adventurous, have great energy and know how to communicate.- just 10 minutes outside of Calgary.) Something warm, obviously!

  • Cornelia

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    Woman. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 51-61

    Gentlemen,I have to say this. Please acknowledge when a woman sends you an ***, even if you are not interested. It's just common courtesy. It says a lot about you as a man and a human. We are all on this site for the same reason. Everyone appreciates being acknowledged.I don't know if this extends to the females, but if it does, we are all equal. Ladies, if you'll excuse the expression, "Man Up!"I'm sorry for the spanking and I hope you take my request in the style in which it is intended. Just a little more consideration, then maybe we can get together and get off the dating sites.I am looking for a long-term relationship. It would be great to have all the wonderful things that go with a mature relationship. By mature, I do not mean "old," just grown up. I'm willing to take the good with the bad and work with my partner to have more good than bad. It is important that I find a man who is affectionate, honest, passionate, and who is comfortable with outward displays of affection for each other. I have been a dancer all my life; to clarify things, I don't use a pole. I do ballet, tap and jazz. We call them the performing arts. Music has been a huge part of my life and I like many different kinds.-Tzu/Yorkie mix who lives with me. Yikes! He is a pistol! There are too many delightful adventures I've yet to experience. There are so many possibilities! Romantic dinners, walks in the park, road trips to nowhere.

  • Heidi

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    Woman. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 50-60

    I enjoy cattle drives, goin' to the livestock auction, target shooting, fishing, brandings, foaling and calving season, spring time, water falls, listening to the sounds of nature in the middle of BFE, & sunsets. Did I mention country music ;-) I like most all of it. Heck I just enjoy life in general. ;-) I also have my domestic side. I clean up well to go to a candle lit dinner, with a lil notice.I enjoy home cooking, Dutch oven cooking on the campfire, sewing, flower & veggie gardens, quilting, making western crafts, dancing (yes, including two stepin' and swing but I’m a lil rusty), home canning and photography. I have more hobbies than time or seasons actually allows. Hobbies are seasonal. You are NOT . I am an optimist. NOT a game player, and am seeking the same in you. I am always honest - almost to a fault, very loyal, and very faithful. You should be the same, that's only fair. I do not cheat, lie, steal, do drugs, or gamble. I drink very seldom, and very little when I do, only expecting the same from you, simple moderation. I don't ask for anything that I can not offer myself. I am not stuck on, nor impressed by many material things. I live a very simple country way of life. I am seeking a Christian man that is mentally well adjusted, non tempered, some what fit, honest, simple (no drama), loyal and faithful. You do NOT have to be educated in ranching, farming, horses nor in cattle to have things in common with me. I have been ranching and farming all my life. It is not a requirement of mine. I am a confident, self sufficient woman who has my life mapped out and know where I'm going. I am more than willing, and look forward to learning about your interests. There is no perfect man or woman made for every man or woman, perfect wish list of who we want delivered via Fed-X ROFLMAO lets be real folks OK.’s not worth arguing about now or ever, right. I'm retired due to health issues. Ranch life is rough on the body after 53 years. My health is far from perfect, I hope you are compassionate and forgiving. I still do everything I used to, just a lil slower.I have completed my horse bucket list (not excluding horses for the future), now want to do the rest of my life in whatever else strikes me for the next segment. I am currently writing a book about my adventures. I seek only one forever man. He that appreciates me for who I am, and the simple way of life that I choose to live. ;***that will let me appreciate him as well.I believe that my glass is ALWAYS half full! I look forward to hearing from you with your glass half full, like interests, and new ventures for us to explore together as one. YES I am for real!! Don't be shy, reply!Did anyone read this far? Grinning I am always willing to make the decision together, as long as it is a public place. Just to offer a "first meeting" suggestion, the first meeting introduction (not date-the date comes after the introduction and we agree that we would like to go out on a "date" thereafter if we have a spark going on). The first meeting introduction could be an ideal time to get to know you personally, eye to eye contact, and honest open conversation, if you agree. I am always open to "actually listening to what ever is on YOUR Mind and getting to know YOU" and what you and your world, goals, and dreams, are all about. How does coffee, lunch, or dinner sound? Or maybe just sitting on the tail gate watching the sunset, and talking. Any other suggestions?

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