SIMILAR PEOPLE
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PalmerOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
im a southern gentleman and like to treat my lady right chivalry is not dead i like to hunt and fish and do things with my daughter i like to be outdoors i like to go to the drive inn go fishing after dark and sip a little shine or go watch the sunset on the mountain and enjoy each others company maybe a bottle of wine
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MarioOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
And now a few random facts because its more fun that way :)- No matter how my pictures come off, I am about as nice of a guy as you will meet. ;)- I love to run, hike, bike, swim and ski. - Last year I did over 50 marathons and ultra-marathons (50k, 50 mile,100k, ***mile) races all over the country. (I am an ultra-runner)- Yes my teeth are perfectly straight and white- I love donuts, cookies and ice cream! - I get told i look a lot younger and a lot better in person all the time even though I don't think my pictures are that bad.. Hmm..- I like lazy Sunday mornings.- I love breakfast! Anytime of the day...- I am horrified by pterodactyl porn! (Look it up!)- I love to watch movies especially with caramel popcorn!- I love sitting in front of fireplaces, relaxing and having deep conversation. - I am playful and always try to make the best out of a situation. - I am a massage freak.. I get them often because they help with recovery..- When I was 12, I swam in a jr. olympics competition where my swim shorts fell off the second I dove in the water. I got second place and eventually got my shorts back.-I can roll my tongue but can’t cross my eyes but I wish it were the other way around.-I have the equivalent to 3 undergraduate degrees and a masters in Computer Science and Electrical Engineering, well versed in medicine, religion and somewhat in politics but I am terrible at Trivial Pursuit.-I come from a family of doctors, lawyers, engineers and teachers so dinner table conversations are never dull.-My sister and I were born on the same day three years apart, which I still think is the worst birthday present I ever received.-If you see me with an evil grin on my face, something inappropriate is about to happen... -I have an evil grin on my face most of the time.. Please see previous comment for warnings and disclaimers.-Reading the *** of the day from the cap of a bottle of *** me happy.-I dont eat 1 donut.. I dont eat 2 donuts.. I eat them all.. Get yours while you can.. Im the youngest of 6, it was survival of the fittest in my family.-I firmly believe you "get what you give" in life and in relationships.-;chippers" (little chocolate chip cookies) to sneak in with me.-Everytime I see a dog I say "Soooo.. Mister Doog, we meet again.." for no reason that I can pinpoint. -I love mornings but hate when I cannot share them with someone.-Running is my favorite thing to do ever. -Whenever I drink (rare) I like to blame all actions performed on my alter ego Booze-o the evil clown.-I still have Catholic guilt about a lot of things even though I am not Catholic and havent been since childhood.-When I would go grocery shopping with my mom as a kid I used to get a box of donuts and go eat them in the bathroom at the grocery store while she shopped.-A Christmas present my older brother got when we were kids was the favorite Christmas gift I ever stole for myself.-;)-I have played competitive sports my entire life, everything from Football to Soccer to Swimming to Tennis, etc.. -I do believe that personality can really make someone exponentially more attractive.-I have had to pray on several occassions that my dates personality makes up for the fact they look nothing like their pictures.-You know that I am not very into our date if halfway through it I hand you a bottle of lotion and keep repeating "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again." (Movie reference for those who dont know)-I tell my nieces to give me their pieces of cake at desert time because I am their uncle and elder and its "the right thing to do".-I am a morning person big time and like a play buddy the minute i wake up so chances are I will make loud owl noises and then pretend im sleeping until you wake up. If all else fails, its steam-roller time... (Where I roll back and forth over you WHILE making owl noises as penalty for not waking up to just the owl noises)-Sharks dedicate a week to me.-Police often question me only because they find me interesting.-Mosquitos dont bite me out of respect.--My birthday is a national holiday in 23 countries.-Presidents take the day off on my birthday.Actually in all seriousness I am a driven guy with lots of good things going on in his life. I have been told over and over that I am a “keeper” but I haven’t found someone that I have felt worth sharing my life with. While I am funny and kind of a smart ass I still have goals, which I have worked really hard to achieve and will continue to do so. I hope to find someone that I have chemistry with and that wants to share in my life or that wants to dress me up as a cop and have me “arrest her”. (Either one works for me.) We go get 2 dozen donuts, 2 gallons of Starbucks Bold Coffee, get all jacked up and high on sugar and caffeine right before heading down to the zoo with 4 gallon backpack super soakers to do battle with monkeys. They threw monkey sh!t at me 20 years ago and its been on like donkey kong ever since! The monkeys will pay!
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ShelumielOffline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
I'm a simple country boy, likes to have a good time outdoors. Easy to get along with, and open to new things. Love animals, nature, and spending time with good people. Movies, music, and other techie stuff are at the top of my list of interests. But in the end, i'm just a down to earth , good ole' boy. I figure it might be time to update my bio a little .... because i see how a few people might get the wrong impression from it. It is in no way false, but its a little vague. For ***, the "Simple" adjective .... maybe not the best word to use. where my lifestyle is simple, and my needs and wants are realistic and my lifestyle is self serving, but simple and basic. My thoughts and ideas tho, are anything but. If opposing views and discussing options is something you can't handle, or hearing someone that understands and agrees with the unpopular option makes you cringe, i'm maybe someone you should pass on. On the other hand, if intelligent, quick witted debate, sarcastic, and cynical humor, or maybe unpopular and offensive options, presented in a very tactful, and open-minded way, is something that you want or need in your life, Then i might be the man for you.When i say "easy to get along with", i believe i am, despite having very short patents for utter stupidly, and a personality that can be called brutishly honest, i'm really a caring , and thoughtful person. but sometimes i think that its more of just a by product of my believes and lifestyle. I do not allow myself to worry or care about many things as a whole, and if i have no control over the actions, or consequences i wont even let it entertain a cell of my soul. i'm a very generous person not as much because of the concern of another's well being, but more for my lack of desire to posses more than i need or can handle. and because if the way i progress through my day, i enlighten others with my excess . but with everything i just mentioned there's a down side to it .... bet very little from me. the people that have no respect, and i mean respect in the most broad way you can. encompassing everything around you, like nature, yourself, others, just dis respectfulness in general i do not tolerate. i wouldn't say i hold or keep grudges, but i have a group of people that exist, and another group i pay no mind to, or just don't ex hist to me .... and with the hot and cold attitude, and black and white outlook i get called an ***hole quite often, but anyone that knows me will tell you ... "he is the coolest ***hole i know"I enjoy to study and observe people and the public. growing up mechanically inclined, i found it easy to understand how objects and parts worked together .... but once i realized that the world sorta functions the same way ... but with allot more variables .. i also enjoy helping others to figure out something that they have either wondered or needed to know. Not so much teaching or tutoring, but more like task solving. or enlightening them .... for example .... a little while back i was made aware that someone in my circle wanted to learn to use photo shop and would enjoy to be able to alter and design images as a hobby. she was in no way able to afford a proper class or seminar .... I get such enjoyment seeing someone that has learned or figured out something that is far from easy .... the reason why i tutor in math .. and teach PC classes of all kinds ... because i like being the one that opened the door for someone that led them to priceless knowledge.That is enough for now .... i will keep adding and elaborating as i see fit or have the time to ramble on .... which i do very well .... and yes ... i know i talk a lot .... but i enjoy speaking and entertaining .... and as soon as i'm not entertaining ... please tell me and i will happily silence my banter. What i would plan for a first date is impossible to document ... Im kind of a black and white kinda person ... meaning if i'm into you ... i will make it very obvious. I have realized over my time that the only way you can be late is if you set a schedule or plan and pre-plan things .... so i don't follow a schedule with any aspect of my life except for my work. And i can't fight that because people have to work .... so a date with me would be spontaneous and unplanned. but i strive to either show you a part of my life, or experience something new and different. i want a first date to be something memorable just in case you are the one and we have to tell it as a story for years.