SIMILAR PEOPLE
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ElizaOffline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
I'm a pretty easy going girl.. I don't have time for drama.. if your a liar or someone who only thinks about yourself then keep moving.. this is supposed to be a team effort! I don't want another selfish man!!! If your in your late teens or 20's ... don't bother!! I want a man my age..not a boy!! And Please have a pic.. I don't wanna see a bunch of pics of your crap..Im not interested in all your crap.. I'm interested in seeing you in a pic!!
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TomokoOffline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
FIRST THINGS FIRST--if you are closer in age to my parents (who are both ***than me, do not contact me. I LOVE travel. The Simpsons. Dive bars filled with old timers. Live blues and jazz (take me to JazzFest--my FAVORITE!)..."; by Skloot might be the best book I've read, in at least the past 5 years). Gophers and Twins and (usually) Vikings--MN sports, let's be real. I also love EPL, international soccer...I HATE hipsters. The use of "LOL" in any form of communication (but actually laughing out loud is okay, just write it all out, don't abbreviate it!). Bad spelling. Bad teeth. Any type of auto racing. Bigots/homophobes/etc. The NBA. Mega-churches.I don't take selfies because I always look like I'm having a stroke when taking selfies. Plus I hate selfies.I'm usually pretty sarcastic and will often say things for shock value, but may be more reserved one-on-one. But for the most part, I'm pretty outspoken and vocal. If you are looking for a demure woman who is quiet and has no opinion, well keep on moving. I am VERY PRO-CHOICE and PRO-GAY RIGHTS. If you are not, do not bother contacting me. We will not get along.My body type is some megamix of average, curvy (very busty), a few extra pounds here and there. I don't know how you can just pick one description because is anyone REALLY only one type? For the most part, I'm comfortable with my body and what I look like, which is the most important thing...most days I feel like I am HWP, but sometimes I look in the mirror and think, "BLAH UGH." Luckily those days are few and far between. I usually think I am the complete package!! But I love a good mix of music--Beatles, rap (Snoop!)--both old and new, old school R&..I don't really listen to much new music, I guess. I love old jukebox-y stuff and grandpa/grandma music, stuff that an old timer band would play in a small town bandstand during their summer festival, for example. No contemporary country though! Ugh, fans of Kenny Chesney or Tim McGraw or anything similar need not apply.I have a pretty good sense of humor and will not laugh at something (either that happens or that someone says) unless I genuinely find it funny. No courtesy laughs from me! (unless you're a wee child or an elderly person)I don't like cats. I don't mind dogs. But I have no pets myself and don't feel compelled to have any, either. I could work on this but don't have a reason to do so at the moment, hence pet-less in St.If we do meet up and you feel how I've represented myself in my profile (either pictures OR my essay here) gives a false representation of who I am, please let me know. I'm putting it out there as I would say/see it in person to hopefully key you in to how I really am. So please don't expect someone different!It's/its, they're/there/their, you're/your. I am judging you based on this...and spelling. Obviously.That's all I got for now. Meet for drinks and conversation to see if we are compatible in person, or if it was just a written connection. I prefer to text for a bit before meeting, but that hasn't worked yet so maybe I need to mix it up...:)
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BeckiOffline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
Does anyone really like describing themselves? I mean really, brag about yourself so that people will be interested without sounding like a b---. Well here it goes. People tell me that I'm funny...OK, that's just the students I teach, but they should count since I am around them more than anyone else. I'm fairly sarcastic, but not in a mean way-usually. :) I like watching just about any sport, except the NBA. I don't know what it is about professional basketball. I mean, I'm with you throughout college. What happens after that magical draft? Oh yeah, they get paid the big bucks. What I'm looking for-First and foremost, you have to make me laugh. If you like The Goonies you're in. Also, you have to be able to spell. Sorry, I'm a teacher. I'm not saying you have to spell antidisestablishmentarianism correctly, but if my students can spell it, you should be able to too. Or at least you should use spell check. I mean put some effort into it!