SIMILAR PEOPLE
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HyoOnline
Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-32
Hi! My name is Hyo. I am never married spiritual but not religious caucasian man without kids from Rayne, Louisiana, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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BrantleyOffline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
This is a complex section to fill out in so many words, to capture our essence, our spirit in a few lines. I asked a friend of mine to write something up for me and here it is.... LIke she was writing a friend.---Hope you’re doing well. Know things didn’t end so great with Greg a few months back but, honestly, how could they not? The man had two kids in and out of county for constantly stealing enema kits from the drug store. That pathology wasn’t born in a vacuum, you know? One day, they’re gonna kill him in his sleep and you don’t want any parts of that. I think you dodged a (literal) bullet there. So, anyway, look. We have that formal benefit coming up for the Hydrocephalitis Foundation in June and I know you’d prefer to go with a date rather than sit there all night with me talking about my sick cats and menopausal issues. I wonder if you’d consider meeting my friend and getting to know him? I met him last summer when he and his partner came in to work to bid on doing our website. I didn’t expect much considering the last local guy to come in was somewhat of a turd who still seemed to think an AOL chat room was cutting-edge technology. Since you know I have no patience for “professional conduct,” I think I was pretty straightforward with him – and made some jokes and cursed like I always do to feel people out to see they have any tangible communication skills. What’s weird is that this guy totally engaged on our level. He wasn’t falling back on the “nod and smile” grin**** routine I find so utterly loathsome, but pushing back and challenging me. Who does that? Most men are pussies in that department – desperate to say or do or agree to anything to get a job, including not pissing off the crazy person interviewing them. But this guy had a sense of confidence that was massively impressive. That’s a skill not easily learned.Yes, he’s good looking and quietly sexy. He reminds me of the guy you’d meet at your cousin’s wedding who’d ask you to dance to that godforsaken Eric Clapton song, “Wonderful Tonight.” You don’t really want to dance with this guy, and you ****ing hate this song, but you have to get away from your drunk mother who, after 30 years, is still crying over how your father forgot their second anniversary and he’s your only out at the moment. So after some banal chit chat (“God isn’t the liquor low end at this place?” “Your cousin Jerry is a real nutsack, isn’t he?”), he positions your bodies just so and you start slowly dancing in that closed circle, and, just as Clapton starts in on the first chorus, he whispers something in your ear about how he noticed you from across the room. You relax, forget about your insane mother, and the song becomes somewhat less and less barf-worthy as he positions his hand on just the right place on the small of your back – that place that makes you squirm, but in the best kind of way. He holds you just a little tighter (but not in any vulgar sort of way like your drunk uncle) and kisses you sweetly near your ear when the song ends. Yeah. That’s what he strikes me as. THAT GUY. On the other hand, he seems like a wise-ass like your brother, too. So I imagine you might want to punch him in the face as well. It could go either way. Anyway, I can’t make any guarantees you’ll like him – but I do. Hard feat to accomplish. Let me know.I have his number. It's flattering for certain, does it capture your interest?So, that's it.. Love cooking. Great conversations and new places. Sarcasm is enjoyed, humor a must. I'll make you dinner. Quiet. Relaxing. Intriguing. If we don't click, we still had a good dinner and one more story to tell our friends. Ok ok. I guess the percentage of male creepers is higher than I expected. Yes to coffee or something public.
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PorfirioOffline
Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56
Me A2ZArticulate - attentive - affectionate - ardent - adventurousBrave - brainy - boater - by' goneChivalric - constant - caring - capable - clever - corny -- comfortable -companion - complex - cuddler - curiousDisciplined - daring - devoted - direct - demanding - devilish - discrete - dynamite! lolEmpowered - enigmatic - edgy - earth nut -- exceptionForgiving - fun - fisherman - fighter - fair - fuzzy - frugalGiving -- gregarious - golfer - gardener - goofy - gutsy Honorable - honest - healthy -- heart - human - handyInteresting - *** inciteful - intimate - independentJovial - justKnowledgeable - kind - karma Loving - loyal - learned Moral - mischievous - misunderstood - moderate - mushroom (fun guy)Normal - nite owl - naturalist Open minded - ogler - odd - old fashioned - orderly Protective - patient - pool shark - perceptive - prankster QualitativeRespectful - resilient - rebel - rare - romantic - resourceful - reasonable - reactive - reef raider - Special - sarcastic - sharp - skilled - sane (mostly***semper-fi - silly - sensible - smart - sun loverTrue - trustworthy - tenacious - technologicalUnparalleled - unique Veteran - vibrant - virtuous - vulnerable Water baby - whimsical - willing - worker - X-- youthfulZeal - zestDon't read any further unless you can understand how frustrating this site & the ppl can no on it :(((I GIVE UP!!!WTH?!?!?! I will not settle, but I will compromise :) Btw, I'm 48, not 49... I think a simple "Hi" will do to get the ball rolling, just to see if we connect. Im looking for a woman who takes care of herself, isn't afraid to speak her mind, someone who can understand that things aren't always as they seem & who can trust a man after all the others ruined it for us nice guys :(Anything else you want to know, feel free to ask, I will reply asap.Ok, think I need to clarify:I am loyal, respectful, honest, caring, hopeless romantic, chivalrous, pretty intelligent, sarcastic, jovial, somewhat extreme, but not crazy, good *** relationships, grounded, have ADD but I can SUB also, lol... I'm a giver, a true friend, & much much moreWhat I'm not, into games, holding back, or being on here for much longer... meetville is gr8, its the ppl that make it suck! If u want me, have me... but if u want a bunch of men or need to be constantly in the lime light, we won't work out... I may talk to a few ladies but when I make a connection, I don't lead u on & keep looking for someone hopefully better.. I will wait to see if we connect when we meet, if not, then & only then will I move on.. Sorry for seeming a bit negative but I've been on here since April (on n off) & I'm slightly jaded I guess... if ur the type of person who assumes w out asking, move on, tired of being accused of things I've never done.... but all n all, no matter what has happened in my past, I will try not to bring it w me into the future... I'm not your ex's nor are you mine.Lastly, I want it all & willing to give all, for the right person ... hope ur able to handle that & me :)Oh, and I like my free time away as well... so I can plan something nice for you of course :)) Somewhere we can actually talk/hear. Movies/dinner/skydiving will have to wait til later ;)