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Melvin, 28

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About Me

I'm into love. The kind you clean up with a mop and bucket. So anyways first off my idea off a good time is a little trip downtown to buy some crack and then curl up in a stairwell in front of a warm glowing barrel fire. Once I come down from my high or get a buzzkill from the police. I head home I hate travelling so its a real chore. Im very down to earth except during the afformentioned time. My family and friends mean nothing to me. Looking for someone to share in the adventure (and expense) of my downtown crackcocaine journeys. I have extremely high standards so IF you want to join me you will have to be very special (by special I mean have lots of money or be a model) Don't message me if: (you chicks love these lists)You enjoy travellingAre down to earthYour friends and family mean everything to youYou're anti-christ ( no I don't mean against christ I mean the spawn of Satan)If you take pictures with your shirt off in the washroom, I may not agree with every picture you take, but how can you be against that?Your body type is "prefer not to say"You have N/A as an answer for "do you have a car" its a yes or no questionAll you have to say is "hey" "what's up" or "you're hot" First date, I would take the lucky lady out for night on the town to McDonalds. Once there we could talk and get to know one and other over a romantic big mac. Of course we would go dutch on dinner. Dessert we could just check into motel dumpster behind said McDonalds for some crack smokin and lovin till we pass out or the buzz fades...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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