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JackassOffline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 19-24
Hi! My name is Jackass. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Alto, Georgia, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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EndaOffline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
I'm new to the area so I don't know to many people from here. I'm an easy going guy who likes to play sports, go to the movies, travel around the country, attend sporting events, and hang out with friends. Looking for a nice female to spend some time together. My perfect first date would be to have no ackward silences and just to have a good time. My ideal match is any female that is smart, sexy and funny. She is not afraid to be herself and is confident in herself.
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MaddoxOffline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
I like swimming at night. Watching bad movies. Spooning that leads to forking. Fluffy mittens. Honest conversation. Laughing at myself. Laughing at others and then giving them a big heart felt bear hug. Gentle punches to the shoulder that say "Hey...you're a freaking dork but it's ok". Being goofy. Singing loudly (and poorly) in my car. Taking things apart and then forgetting how to put them back together. Cussing like a sailor. Sailing like a trucker. Trucking like a b**ch. Low hanging fruit. White corn, yellow corn, unicorns. The monsters under my bed. The ones in my closet can suck a big one.UPDATE: In an attempt to not waste your time here are a few thoughts:First - I will fall in love with anyone but won't sustain a relationship with those who don't have at least two of the following:1.) You're freaky2.) You have a dark sense of humor3.) You're a little freaky4.) You like to wax philosophic5.) You consider a discussion over quantum mechanics foreplay.6.) You're a tad bit, possibly, maybe freaky.Second - I will fall in love with you and stay in love if you are:1.) Freaky. Seriously, sex should be tender during foreplay and the first 10 minutes, after that it should be a no-holds-barred wrestling match followed by mild PTSD. But...I'm much more fun. ...........................................GAME?.................................... A..............SHALL..............PLAY.................................WE ..................................