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BartleyOnline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
Looking for domestic godess to do my ironing, keep the house clean, and make sure my dinner, usually sausage, egg beans and chips with a fried slice, is on the table when I want it, must be happy to spend an afternoon in the betting shop or carrying my bag around a golf course, can clean the car after you've cooked the sunday lunch. Good looks a bonus but happy with a bit of rough. If you're out there (and you've probably worked out I'm a plagiarist) then get in touch.OK so honestly - This could just be a list of words but I'm enthusiastic, optimistic and take a positive approach to life. I'm fairly active but no gym junkie, and can offer the right person the chance to share affection, romance, fun, laughter, adventure, tranquility and some fantastic times together. She should be happy to be cared for and looked after but also independent and free spirited, I'm not into control in any way. I believe life is for living, and I'm prepared to take a few risks along the way.Snow, sun, sand, water, mountains, nice food, nice restaurants, nice wine, nice mountain restaurants, creative cooking, bike, theatre, concerts, festivals, travel far and wide, listening to and playing music, willing to try anything new.Honesty, trust, integrity are all very important for me.If you think you might fancy coming along for the ride then get in touch.Found that the best way is to talk then meet for an informal drink.
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BroderickOnline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
The position of Special Curator has arisen to care for a rare antiquity that, depite its age and ***, is considered by some to be worth preserving.The position will be drab, sad and tedious to hold; the rewards precious, but few - to be honest, there's probably something wrong with you if you have read this far.Duties will include:Experiencing 'fascinating' music (anything from obscure post-'77 new wave to even-more-obscure contemporary electronica) and cinema so esoteric even the directors forgot about the films;Pedantic correction of grammar;Being seen in public with someone who has a style, but is neither fashionable nor unnoticeable. Passionate debating skills on the following are essential:The possibility that Baudrillard's Hyperreality is, in fact, real;;Whether we should be going out dressed like this. You must also have Gaggia skills and be able to demonstrate ability with a corkscrew. A working knowledge of grammar and syntax is essential. Actually, forget the Gaggia skills - nobody goes near my machine! In return you will be offered the generous affections and loyalty of a dog; and indeed, the loyalty of a sweet little dog. Endless transitive and intransitive laughter is also available, leading to existential self-doubt and questioning of your ability, frivolity and morality.The subject has the potential to give greatly; perhaps you are the one to take him in hand, to coax forth much love and delight. However, applicants are requested to respond with a bloody convincing reason as to why they'd want the *** Applicants are allowed ten minutes' contact, under heavy supervision, at a time and venue of their choosing.
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DevanbruettiniOnline
Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-33
Hi! My name is Devanbruettini. I am separated catholic caucasian man without kids from Zachary, Louisiana, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.