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Shortynight25Online
Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-41
Hi! My name is Shortynight25. I am never married catholic caucasian man without kids from Fairfield, Illinois, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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ErykOffline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
Tired of the bar scene so here we are.I enjoy being outside, spending time with my family and playing sports,really love to play poker.I have an 9 year old son who lives with his mother and he is with me on the weekends (there is no baby mama drama). He is great. Kids are fine with me, those little savages are always trying to wear me out, but rarely succeed. If you are attracted to men who let their pants sag down to their knees I'm not the one for you. I'm not uptight or the jealous type. Hopefully I will meet someone who is the same. I like all kinds of different music from Black Label to Al Green. I am definitely new to the internet thing and I'm not sure if I like it or not. Bonus points for knowing how to talk on the phone, so far I have only met women looking for a texting buddy. I don't mind text messages but that's not why I'm here. Don't get the wrong impression, I am a positive person who likes to joke around. Speaking of jokes I haven't heard a good one in a while...UPDATE: i do not understand why women put themselves on here but seem so pissed off... Something outside if the weather was nice enough, something where we would be able to talk. A meeting with friends would be good so there is no stranger danger.
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ZacheryOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
My ideal match? Well, speaking from past experience and sadly yes...Ive experienced this... these are things I'm NOT looking for...If you take offense to this, then you probably wouldn't appreciate my sense of humor.I'm by no means perfect, but do have certain things that are important to me :) I apologize for the sarcasm...its been a rough dating world: - If your sense of humor is so dry that I need gatorate after a phone conversation, no thanks.- If you've dated 75 different guys in the last 3 months and all of them 'weren't right' - I dont want to be 76 :***If your living space is unsanitary to the point that the roaches back away...I pass.- If you barely graduated high school with straight D's, and need picture *** screw in a light bulb...- If you're content making 7 dollars an hour for the rest of your life, have no ambitions or goals, and want to rely on a sugar daddy to do everything for you...keep moving.- There are 7 days in a week...if 6.95 of those days are spent stoned, or if more than half your week you spend drunk (im not talking a glass of wine here or there, i mean...liver crying drunk...keep-a-truckin.- If you over-analyze EVERYTHING, question every word, feeling, thought, action, or sneeze your mate makes - you're not for me. I'm a little insecure myself, I can admit it, but if you're swimming in a pool of insecurity, I cant handle that all the time . - If you've known me for less than a week and give me the silent treatment because I made plans on the night you said you were busy but then change your mind the next day...well...that's pretty childish, lame, and well....lame. Good luck finding a nice guy, anyone that takes that kind of crap and comes back for more just wants ass. Some of us want to be treated right and have a real relationship - not a smart way to impress someone. Just for good measure, if you've ever been arrested for anything involving blunt or non blunt trauma to someones body...heck...need I say more? Yeah, I could have summed this up pretty quickly by saying "Smart, Funny, has some goals/motivations, isnt always on drugs" but then I'd barely use up the ***character minimum...As for me: I'm easy going, honest, kind, funny ( or try to be), sarcastic....I think most of my friends would put me in the 'nice guy' category. I like to relax, hang out with friends, hit a local spot, watch a movie and joke around alot. I consider myself a catch. I dont do drugs, dont beat women, make good money, have a good head on my shoulders, a good family and love kids. I expect to be treated well, just like any of you. If I get a red flag from you, you're history :) Just searching for that someone I'll click with. Will it happen in a bar? Sidewalk? On here? Don't know - but I figure this is another way to meet people that I would probably never run into outside. Maybe I'll find someone special, a new friend...couldn't hurt. A drink, a coffee, maybe dinner :)