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CyrusOnline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
I am getting to old for all this. To old to be wasting my time or someone else's.Just want to find a sane person to love. (Maybe slightly insane would be ok)Enjoy movies, music, reading etcA guy was walking along the beach, found a bottle, and picked it up. A magical genie popped out and said, "Thanks for letting me out. For your kindness I will grant you one wish." The guy said, "" The genie replied, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved. Think of the huge pilings we would need to hold up that highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Plus, since it's such a long span, there would have to be gas stations and rest stops along the way. No, that's just too much to ask. Impossible. Think of another wish." The guy thought for a moment and said, "Well, there is one thing I've always wanted to know. I'd like to be able to understand women - what makes them laugh and cry, why are they so temperamental, why are they so difficult to get along with ...you know, what makes them tick?" The genie thought for a second, then asked, "Do you want that highway with two lanes or four?"
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ZachOffline
Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 19-24
Hi! My name is Zach. I am never married catholic caucasian man without kids from Hampstead, Maryland, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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FosterOnline
Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56
My interests are traveling, I just started doing that. Finding new interesting places to eat, and music. I love music all kinds. I\'m looking for someone that can share my new outlook on life.