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AliceOnline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-39
I've been lookin' for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been lookin' for someone to be all mineI had too much lonelyI need a one and onlySomeone I can care about and call my ownWell in true traditionWithout an intermissionWe'll still be together when the kids are grown.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just lookin' for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.A bus load of nuns crashes, unfortunately they all die, but they go to heaven. So they are all lined up outside the pearly gates and Ol' St. Peter is at the front of the line talking to each nun before letting them into heaven.'Sister Beth' asks St. Peter 'I need to ask you one question before you pass into heaven. Have you ever before touched a mans penis?'Sister Beth is all shy, can't look him in the eye, but blushes and admits 'well, yes... Once... Just with the tip of my finger...''Ok' says St. Peter 'just dip your finger in the holy water and you are free to pass into heaven'So she does and away she goes.Sister Jane is next in line and St. Peter asks her the same question 'Have you ever touched a mans penis before'She is much the same, but meekly admits 'yes, once with my hand'So same kinda deal, he *** to dip her hand in the holy water and she is free to pass into heaven.All of a sudden there is a commotion in the line up and sister Ann comes barrelin' up to the front of the line.'Is there a problem Sister Ann?' 'Hear now, if I'm gonna have to gargle that holy water, I wanna do it before sister Mary sticks her ass in it!' If this offends you, you better walk on by...
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RaquelOnline
Woman. 57 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 47-67
I want to meet men who can be honest. No head games to old for that stuff. Men who treat women with respect.Wants to get to know each other.I like watching football, baseball and other sports.I like the Eagles and Phillies. I work out at the gym ***times a week.Love to take walks. I like listening to music and sit by the fireplace with that special someone with a glass of wine and just talk and cuddle kiss. Very romantic type of person. If you are interested in getting to know me send me a message. I'm a woman with curves. When a man fulfills a woman's needs, she will fulfill his needs. In a relationship a woman needs to feel APPRECIATED, CHERISHED, and RESPECTED and she will give her heart, mind, and body in return. The HEART part: She will joyfully surrender her heart over to him. The MIND part: Thoughts of him will dominate her mind and she will truly adore him. The BODY part: She will be able to make love to him from her heart, through her mind and with her body. ....HAPPY NEW YEAR! Have a wonderful ***! WARNING: *** individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies, projects, advertising, sales, or any other reason-you DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice. * * * * * *===========* * * * * * ============ PuT THiS oN uR* * * * * *=========== PaGe iF You* * * * * * ============ KNoW SoMeoNe iN THe* * * * * *=========== aRMeD FoRCeS oR To==================== SHoW YouR SuPPoRTo================== & ReSPeCT To aLL==================== OuR TRooPS==================something easy . no pressure for either person.coffee or a drink. sit and talk maybe kiss alittle. lol something light..
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LoreneOnline
Woman. 67 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 57-77
Hello there,thanks for stopping by. my name is Lyn ,I want to meet a nice gentleman He must be a easy go lucky guy .I would like go to a nice quite place or a restaurant .have a****ail or a coffee ,to talk and to be comfortable to each other, i love to go out dancing once a month, i love to cook ,i enjoy going for a drive . i go to san diego once a month. i like to see the ocean, i sat by the bench at the bay and watch the ocean, i love it .i would like to see a picture please .I know your dog is very cute ,but I want to see how you look like ok.you don't have to have a motorcycle,or a boat. as long as you have a good working car to take us somewhere we want to go ,that's fine for me ...i would like to meet a nice matured man who knows how to treat a woman like a real lady,he must be honest,humble, respectful,and most of all understanding ...you don't have to be rich or good looking to take me out for a date,(you must not be a grouch)i want to meet someone with a very good sense of humor,i loved to laugh so you have to prepare a nice jokes for me ok. let's start it.thank you for reading my profile ,take care and happy fishing to allWE talk and get to know each other, or to exchange phone no.and to find out what likes and dislike of one another, to see if there is a chemistry there.photo please!!! NO PHOTOS , NO RESPONSE ( just want to see who am i responding too)Thanks to all of you who read my profile. :-)