SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Puttyytheputa5Offline
Man. 63 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-60
Hello! Thanks for having a looky-loo at me! In the interests of full disclosure, let me begin by saying that I was recently released from prison after spending ***years of my life there. Now, before you dismiss me, let me assure you that I have an official certificate signed by several doctors who are “State-board certified” and guarantee that they’re perfectly comfortable with me participating in public surroundings. Seven of them even suggested that public malls would be acceptable! Obviously, for safety reasons and before contacting me, some of you are going to want to know what offense landed me in prison. My lawyer said that I must tread lightly on that subject due to certain “Statute of limitations” laws and such. I can only tell you that the odds of me being in a McDonald’s restaurant on the first day of their “McRibs” relaunch and being told that they’re sold out after spending two hours in line while a wild pig happens to run into the store are astronomical, right? I never saw the 7-year-old with her leash around the pig, ok? Anyway, it kinda’ went downhill from there... There’s a B-B-Q joint within reach of my ankle bracelet and half-way house that I’d love to take a date on. There’s also a Chick-Fil-A restaurant across the street but I can’t go there because my ankle bracelet will activate and the stupid cops will interrupt my lunch, so only pork lovers need apply! PS: Bob, my half-way house roommate, brags about reaching the Chick-Fil-A with his ankle bracelet. He takes “Candy” there all the time and laughs at me. She’s a toothless crystal meth addict. Bob says that I’m gay because I can’t get a date. Don’t you think Bob is stupid?
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ArchieOnline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-28
Looking for that special someone dont know exactly what im looking for in a girl havent found her yet but as for me im a sweet and mature guy for my age and not afriad to show my feminine side and i love to cuddle
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FullwoodaaroxfOnline
Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-36
My name is Aaron I like to just chill and meet new people if you want to know more just hit me up ***if you don’t text the number you don’t wanna talk