Rhoads, 50
Offline, last seen Thu, 08 May 2025 22:05:29
About Me
Im not going to tell you all about my six pack, or my gym routine, whilst flexing my muscles in front of a mirror. Mostly because I dont have a six pack or a gym membership. I do however, have a mirror.
If you arent a VIP, just like one of my photos and i'll message you ;)
Self employed in an artistic field, so I have a critical eye for details. Rather dress up than down, and enjoy not being one of the elwood/unit/travisty/edhardy crew. Which means i dont want to glass someone in northbridge because i had three too many redbulls.
A little shy to start with, but once we get talking Im hard to shut up.
My word can be banked on. If I say I'll do something, you can bet it will be done. Totally disinterested in sports of any type, including fishing (as if that's a sport!), but I do like my cars fast, and exotic, and fast.
Some people would say Im an enigma wrapped in a riddle. Others would say Im easy to get along with, open and honest. Sometimes, that honesty gets me in a little trouble, but you will always know where you stand with me, and my honesty is always from a good place.
I like to be a bit different from everyone else, so if that's your vibe too, all the better! I dont mean different, in that you have a third leg, or an upside down ear lobe. No no. I want you to stand out from the crowd with a cool personal style. If your name is 'Shazza', and being different is shouting at your kids on the bus, well... err... move on, nothing to see here. Kids are fine. Its the Shazza i dont like...
Things I don't want in a partner:
1. Weird collections of things as hobbies, like sea snails, or human hair.
2. Stalkers. Ok, it would be mildly fun to have a part time stalker, but please dont be sitting in the bushes, that's just cliche.
3. There are two types of music I cant stand. Country AND Western. Dont!
4. Missing teeth.
Not into the whole one night stand thing. So if that's your vibe, well, err, yeah.
If you made it this far, you passed the first test! There isnt a prize, unfortunately. Just me :/
See the second paragraph for how to contact me... Winks get thrown around here like candy, a like... is like a... like... Or something like that...
PERSONAL INFORMATION
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Looking for
woman
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Relationship
Never married
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Have kids
No
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Wants kids
Someday
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Ethnicity
Caucasian
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Faith
Other
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Body type
Average
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Height
5'11"
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Smoke
Yes, socially
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Drink
Yes, socially
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